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(CBC)   Don't cross the Ottawa River from Ontario to Quebec. Also don't think of your grandma naked   (cbc.ca) divider line
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2667 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2021 at 10:35 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 10:43:13 PM  
They use to run whisky blanc the other way in the 20s..
 
2021-01-13 10:49:22 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: They use to run whisky blanc the other way in the 20s..


🎶 over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's still we go 🎵
 
2021-01-13 10:57:53 PM  
This happened the day we took Mom to the nursing home. There was a terribly ancient woman already in the room who just lay in her bed talking and hollering and moaning. But never acknowledging us. So my sister and I were talking to nurses and administrators and listening to the poor old soul in the bed next to Mom's. We pulled the privacy sheet but that didn't do anything.
Eventually my sister had to go to the office and when she did the old lady grew even more agitated. Finally she started calling for a doctor and nobody qualified responded. So I was standing there between the foot of her bed and the open door trying to flag down someone in a uniform.

All of a sudden she seems to levitate and screams, "It's coming through!" And tries to get out of bed. And of course she isn't wearing anything down there. And I'm transfixed with shock and frozen as if I'm looking at Medusa.

There are limits to libido. That was my first
 
2021-01-13 10:58:53 PM  

yakmans_dad: This happened the day we took Mom to the nursing home. There was a terribly ancient woman already in the room who just lay in her bed talking and hollering and moaning. But never acknowledging us. So my sister and I were talking to nurses and administrators and listening to the poor old soul in the bed next to Mom's. We pulled the privacy sheet but that didn't do anything.
Eventually my sister had to go to the office and when she did the old lady grew even more agitated. Finally she started calling for a doctor and nobody qualified responded. So I was standing there between the foot of her bed and the open door trying to flag down someone in a uniform.

All of a sudden she seems to levitate and screams, "It's coming through!" And tries to get out of bed. And of course she isn't wearing anything down there. And I'm transfixed with shock and frozen as if I'm looking at Medusa.

There are limits to libido. That was my first


Cannot Be Unseen moment.

Don't grow old. That's all I can tell you.
 
2021-01-13 11:10:59 PM  
Can I think of your grandma naked?
 
2021-01-13 11:14:08 PM  

yakmans_dad: yakmans_dad: This happened the day we took Mom to the nursing home. There was a terribly ancient woman already in the room who just lay in her bed talking and hollering and moaning. But never acknowledging us. So my sister and I were talking to nurses and administrators and listening to the poor old soul in the bed next to Mom's. We pulled the privacy sheet but that didn't do anything.
Eventually my sister had to go to the office and when she did the old lady grew even more agitated. Finally she started calling for a doctor and nobody qualified responded. So I was standing there between the foot of her bed and the open door trying to flag down someone in a uniform.

All of a sudden she seems to levitate and screams, "It's coming through!" And tries to get out of bed. And of course she isn't wearing anything down there. And I'm transfixed with shock and frozen as if I'm looking at Medusa.

There are limits to libido. That was my first

Cannot Be Unseen moment.

Don't grow old. That's all I can tell you.


"Too late", is the response
 
2021-01-13 11:14:39 PM  
is granny spry?
 
2021-01-13 11:56:21 PM  

wantingout: Can I think of your grandma naked?


Knock yourself out.  She's been dead for 17 years, but whatever floats your boat.
 
2021-01-13 11:59:52 PM  
Can I think of Margret Thatcher naked, on a cold day?
 
2021-01-14 12:02:28 AM  
my dad's uncle used to have 2 identical car and a secret ramp going under his garage, they run alcohol with one car open the door park it in the basement close the trap door then back up the other car on top ;p
 
2021-01-14 12:04:26 AM  
Dammit, subby.
 
2021-01-14 12:22:46 AM  

Bondith: wantingout: Can I think of your grandma naked?

Knock yourself out.  She's been dead for 17 years, but whatever floats your boat.


If she's pushin' up daisy,
She gets his penis raisy.
 
2021-01-14 12:37:10 AM  
That's getting to be close to same thing as looking in the mirror
 
2021-01-14 1:30:04 AM  
Bondith: wantingout: Can I think of your grandma naked?

Knock yourself out.  She's been dead for 17 years, but whatever floats your boat.

knick knack paddywack!
 
2021-01-14 3:08:27 AM  
Fark you, Subby.
 
2021-01-14 3:46:04 AM  
Is Grandma a gilf?
 
2021-01-14 3:16:18 PM  
And here is one more big f*ck you to subby.
 
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