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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   More bad news as the Cape Coral Mayor dies. As god is my witness, I had no idea they had Mayors   (nbc-2.com) divider line
    More: News, profound sadness, Family, Mayor Joe Coviello, Depression, thoughts, prayers, grief, wife  
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2021-01-13 11:03:18 AM  
CORAL
 
2021-01-13 11:15:25 AM  
Don't they use a king?
 
2021-01-13 11:41:19 AM  
If you have epilepsy, or don't have a hardcore ad blocker, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK
 
2021-01-13 12:06:34 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: If you have epilepsy, or don't have a hardcore ad blocker, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK


Thank you for your service!
 
2021-01-13 12:07:42 PM  
Being Florida im going to assume he died with a pair of socks jammed in his mouth while watching a Black guy have sex with his wife.
 
2021-01-13 12:09:22 PM  
I'm guessing mayors of cities die on a pretty regular basis.
There are a lot of them.
 
2021-01-13 12:11:34 PM  
Did he die at the Hotel Coral Essex?
 
2021-01-13 12:13:48 PM  
More ads than words in that article. Jesus Christ
 
2021-01-13 12:15:24 PM  
He borrowed money from the wrong sort of people, didn't he?
 
2021-01-13 12:16:31 PM  
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RIP
Dabney Coleman, 1932-2021
 
2021-01-13 12:17:01 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: If you have epilepsy, or don't have a hardcore ad blocker, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK


Pihole FTW.
 
2021-01-13 12:17:34 PM  

dothemath: Being Florida im going to assume he died with a pair of socks jammed in his mouth while watching a Black guy have sex with his wife.


I'm going to assume that it's Molotov cocktail related.
 
2021-01-13 12:18:13 PM  
Seriously, who approves these headlines?  I get the reference, but it's not like the man fell, jumped or was pushed from a helicopter.  So it's just stupid, not clever.
 
2021-01-13 12:19:18 PM  
"TL;DR" is longer than the story itself. Not long on detail.

"He died. Family's mourning. He will be replaced. Not enough film for 11."
 
2021-01-13 12:19:28 PM  
Was he anything like the Jaws mayor?
 
2021-01-13 12:19:31 PM  

Invincible: dothemath: Being Florida im going to assume he died with a pair of socks jammed in his mouth while watching a Black guy have sex with his wife.

I'm going to assume that it's Molotov cocktail related.


Or something to do with a speedboat.
 
2021-01-13 12:21:09 PM  

TxRabbit: Seriously, who approves these headlines?  I get the reference, but it's not like the man fell, jumped or was pushed from a helicopter.  So it's just stupid, not clever.


Pushed From a Helicopter is the name of my Coldplay cover band.
 
2021-01-13 12:28:26 PM  
Wow.. the epitome of 'slow news day' or a dead mayor bribing Fark?
 
2021-01-13 12:34:28 PM  

PureBounds: Wow.. the epitome of 'slow news day' or a dead mayor bribing Fark?


Or it could be that since we're in the middle of climate changes that are killing off coral and this guy was the mayor of a place that could be mis-interpreted as being cape coral (a thing rather than a place) and has died ...

/Never mind
//Any joke you have to explain isn't funny
 
2021-01-13 12:35:37 PM  
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2021-01-13 12:35:48 PM  
We ask that you please respect the privacy of his family while they mourn their loss.

That's code.

800-273-8255
 
2021-01-13 12:42:54 PM  
I knew that having a scrotum for a chin could be inconvenient, particularly when bluffing at poker, but never imagined the condition could be fatal.
 
2021-01-13 12:44:52 PM  

dothemath: Being Florida im going to assume he died with a pair of socks jammed in his mouth while watching a Black guy have sex with his wife.


That's why the safeword should always be easy to remember and say, even if you are not able to speak clearly.
 
2021-01-13 12:58:44 PM  
RIP Captain Coral.

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2021-01-13 12:59:53 PM  

Prof. Frink: dothemath: Being Florida im going to assume he died with a pair of socks jammed in his mouth while watching a Black guy have sex with his wife.

That's why the safeword should always be easy to remember and say, even if you are not able to speak clearly.


Mine is "PALOMINO".
 
2021-01-13 1:02:45 PM  
I hope when my time comes that I'll have just enough time to pen a well-thought out and dramatic goodbye to everyone and then immediately keel over afterward.  Then I won't have to rage over the reactions and comments.
 
2021-01-13 1:05:52 PM  

dothemath: Prof. Frink: dothemath: Being Florida im going to assume he died with a pair of socks jammed in his mouth while watching a Black guy have sex with his wife.

That's why the safeword should always be easy to remember and say, even if you are not able to speak clearly.

Mine is "PALOMINO".


I know.
 
2021-01-13 1:12:28 PM  

dothemath: Prof. Frink: dothemath: Being Florida im going to assume he died with a pair of socks jammed in his mouth while watching a Black guy have sex with his wife.

That's why the safeword should always be easy to remember and say, even if you are not able to speak clearly.

Mine is "PALOMINO".


Mine is HMMGGHMMMFGGMMMMGNNGGG!
 
2021-01-13 1:26:08 PM  

kpaxoid: dothemath: Prof. Frink: dothemath: Being Florida im going to assume he died with a pair of socks jammed in his mouth while watching a Black guy have sex with his wife.

That's why the safeword should always be easy to remember and say, even if you are not able to speak clearly.

Mine is "PALOMINO".

Mine is HMMGGHMMMFGGMMMMGNNGGG!


Mine's usually FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN

/This isn't where I parked my car
 
2021-01-13 4:35:05 PM  
Did he have this kinda send off?????
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2021-01-13 6:24:13 PM  
As a Cape Coral Resident, when I heard that he died "unexpectedly" it came as no surprise.  Guy SUCKED at planning ANYTHING.
 
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