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(PennLive)   Getting high and naked on your first day of work is not a good way to start your employment there, sir   (pennlive.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Crime, Nudity, Intimate part, Carl Gamby, Judge Jacqueline O. Shogan, Felony, Superior Court panel, Sex organ  
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4670 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2021 at 11:46 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 10:51:43 AM  
But I'm a broadcaster on Chaturbate!
 
2021-01-13 11:11:46 AM  
This should have been more clearly explained before I started
 
2021-01-13 11:11:59 AM  
According to investigators, Gamby, 32, of Harrisburg, went into a restroom and injected himself with bath salts and fentanyl on March 28, 2019 during his first shift as a clerk at the Econo Lodge on Eisenhower Boulevard in Swatara Township.

That's pretty ambitious for your first day!  Most people start with a joint.

This guy's going places!
 
2021-01-13 11:48:52 AM  
Nearly two years after that incident, a state Superior Court panel has refused Gamby's plea to overturn the indecent assault conviction handed to him by a Dauphin County jury.

His family must be wealthy, to afford these years of legal costs.
 
2021-01-13 11:49:13 AM  
And another Farker g g g gone
 
2021-01-13 11:49:37 AM  
Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?
 
2021-01-13 11:51:45 AM  
Despite everything he was still named Econo Lodge March 2018 Employee of the Month.
 
2021-01-13 11:52:41 AM  
Not unless your workplace has a pole and and plays Pour Some Sugar On Me on a loop.
 
2021-01-13 11:53:08 AM  
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A perfect example of why substance dependence should be treated as a medical issue, not as a crime. Nothing the criminal justice system has done, at great expense, has been of the slightest use.
 
2021-01-13 11:54:00 AM  

Diogenes: According to investigators, Gamby, 32, of Harrisburg, went into a restroom and injected himself with bath salts and fentanyl on March 28, 2019 during his first shift as a clerk at the Econo Lodge on Eisenhower Boulevard in Swatara Township.

That's pretty ambitious for your first day!  Most people start with a joint.

This guy's going places!


As opposed to the hiring manager.
 
2021-01-13 11:54:33 AM  
I dunno - if you're stuck working at an Econo Lodge, that sounds like "baller power move" to me...

...but, then again, I'm currently rubbing bath salts in my eyes as I wait for my fentanyl enema to kick in.
 
2021-01-13 11:54:58 AM  

Diogenes: According to investigators, Gamby, 32, of Harrisburg, went into a restroom and injected himself with bath salts and fentanyl on March 28, 2019 during his first shift as a clerk at the Econo Lodge on Eisenhower Boulevard in Swatara Township.

That's pretty ambitious for your first day!  Most people start with a joint.

This guy's going places!


Prison, probably.
 
2021-01-13 11:55:15 AM  
And thus begins the session of the 117th Congress of the United States.
 
2021-01-13 11:55:27 AM  

Begoggle: Nearly two years after that incident, a state Superior Court panel has refused Gamby's plea to overturn the indecent assault conviction handed to him by a Dauphin County jury.

His family must be wealthy, to afford these years of legal costs.


My kneejerk was "bored prisoner." Much of what'd cost money for you & me is free for prisoners, because they don't otherwise have access.
 
2021-01-13 11:57:23 AM  

Begoggle: Nearly two years after that incident, a state Superior Court panel has refused Gamby's plea to overturn the indecent assault conviction handed to him by a Dauphin County jury.

His family must be wealthy, to afford these years of legal costs.


More like, he must be broke, to be eligible for representation from the public defenders office.
 
2021-01-13 11:58:29 AM  

hammettman: the hiring manager


Yeah. The EconoLodge totally has one of those.
 
2021-01-13 11:58:53 AM  
It's better if you wait a week or two.
 
2021-01-13 11:59:03 AM  
I'm still getting paid for my time right?
 
2021-01-13 12:00:07 PM  
he showed up to the interview high so he thought that's the guy they wanted
 
2021-01-13 12:00:55 PM  
injected himself with bath salts and fentanyl

the fark
 
2021-01-13 12:01:33 PM  

orbister: [i.imgur.com image 567x157]

A perfect example of why substance dependence should be treated as a medical issue, not as a crime. Nothing the criminal justice system has done, at great expense, has been of the slightest use.


I was just going to say I hope his time in lockup affords him the opportunity to not just get clean but also get his head straight.  But there's nothing inherent about prison that helps that last part one little bit.
 
2021-01-13 12:01:57 PM  
"...And that's when he started to take his pants off."

This guy? He gets it.
 
2021-01-13 12:03:20 PM  
Hey, you don't know what it takes to get through first shift as a clerk at the Econo Lodge on Eisenhower Boulevard in Swatara Township.  Don't be cope-shaming.
 
2021-01-13 12:03:39 PM  

dothemath: "...And that's when he started to take his pants off."

This guy? He gets it.


in the ass unwillingly?
 
2021-01-13 12:04:35 PM  
I've been to strip clubs where I believe that procedure is officially documented in the work requirements.
 
2021-01-13 12:04:52 PM  

SansNeural: dothemath: "...And that's when he started to take his pants off."

This guy? He gets it.

in the ass unwillingly?


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2021-01-13 12:05:31 PM  
Does tradition mean nothing?


Must have been the fentanyl.
 
2021-01-13 12:07:02 PM  
But it's a killer way to end your employment
 
2021-01-13 12:08:40 PM  
prudes
 
2021-01-13 12:10:33 PM  
Hey, we've all been there. What just me? Don't tell me you haven't injected bath salts and fentanyl at the Econo lodge before.
Dear Mr. Fantasy
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2021-01-13 12:12:14 PM  
Is there just no romance anymore?
 
2021-01-13 12:16:39 PM  
Depends on your line of work
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2021-01-13 12:17:27 PM  
Depends on the job. I've worked my summer job drunk and naked for close to five years now.
 
2021-01-13 12:17:48 PM  

Diogenes: According to investigators, Gamby, 32, of Harrisburg, went into a restroom and injected himself with bath salts and fentanyl on March 28, 2019 during his first shift as a clerk at the Econo Lodge on Eisenhower Boulevard in Swatara Township.

That's pretty ambitious for your first day!  Most people start with a joint.

This guy's going places!


I'm very surprised meth was not involved.
 
2021-01-13 12:18:21 PM  
He was looking for exposure to fast track his rise to CEO.
 
2021-01-13 12:21:47 PM  
And of course we shouldn't do background checks prior to hiring anyone because they'd be discriminated against.

What he did was bad enough.  Imagine if he had a list of the guests and access to a master key.....
 
2021-01-13 12:22:12 PM  
Today is my first day with Dancing Bear.
I thought the drugs to deal with the cougars was a requirement.
 
2021-01-13 12:23:18 PM  
He knew the rules. You have to rent a room at the Econolodge if you want to get high, naked and gropey. No exceptions!
 
2021-01-13 12:24:09 PM  
If getting high on bath salts and naked chasing coworkers is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2021-01-13 12:27:10 PM  
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
 
2021-01-13 12:32:14 PM  
Speak for yourself.
 
2021-01-13 12:42:24 PM  
CSB.
Well what a coincidence, I'm from Harrisburg and and I know the name Gamby from way back. In 9th grade my first girlfriend's previous boyfriend was named Gamby.  Naked, bath salts fentanyl guy is of the age to be his son, he even looks familiar.  I also have kids in that age range.  The alliterative similarity to Dad's first name convinces me I'm not mistaken.
Never liked the dude but that was fueled by adolescent jealousy that he got to touch my girl before me, so I never tried to get to know him. Today I look back and I'm happy the relationship with the girl ended before10th grade, she's a full on MAGA now.
 
2021-01-13 12:42:59 PM  
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2021-01-13 12:46:59 PM  

Patmaniac: she's a full on MAGA now.


I ain't gonna work on MAGA's farm no more.
 
2021-01-13 12:49:02 PM  
I was at an open mic once, with some friends.  There was a comedian who was doing the scan the crowd and ask people what they did when she spotted my friend, who had been her boss and fired her.  She told him she had always been high at work.  My friend just responded, "I know.  That's why we fired you."
 
2021-01-13 12:58:09 PM  
Let's have a hypothetical thought exercise:

You trade bodies with this guy and have to live his life. Assume this begins the day he is released from prison. Since you're neither insane nor addicted to drugs, you want to begin living a normal life again asap. What do you do?
 
2021-01-13 1:14:11 PM  

Olthoi: Let's have a hypothetical thought exercise:

You trade bodies with this guy and have to live his life. Assume this begins the day he is released from prison. Since you're neither insane nor addicted to drugs, you want to begin living a normal life again asap. What do you do?


Move into the parents' basement and stock up on Hot Pockets.
 
2021-01-13 1:24:54 PM  
This would never happen at Arby's.
 
2021-01-13 1:38:48 PM  
....Swatara Township. So he was in South Africa?


/ Pennsy's nothing but pill-mills and dirty cops.

// Free Mumia
 
2021-01-13 1:39:58 PM  

Olthoi: Let's have a hypothetical thought exercise:

You trade bodies with this guy and have to live his life. Assume this begins the day he is released from prison. Since you're neither insane nor addicted to drugs, you want to begin living a normal life again asap. What do you do?


Get a Fark account and engage in odd hypothetical thought exercises?
 
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