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(Bring Me the News)   Attempted car thief given points as a 'decent runner' but ultimately judged to be 'not the brightest crayon in the box'   (bringmethenews.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Police, Sheriff, Chisago County Sheriff's Office, law enforcement agencies, K9, Center City, Coroner, Deputy sheriff  
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2287 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2021 at 11:20 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 10:02:20 AM  
Chisago County? I for a moment thought it was Chicago, where this stuff happens all the time, I am sure. LOL.

Early running for dumbest criminal with this guy, folks?
 
2021-01-13 11:23:49 AM  
A guy you've never met knocks on your door, clearly out of breath, and you give him a ride?

/ dafuq wrong with you, lady?
 
2021-01-13 11:25:11 AM  
Those cops sound kinda cool.
 
2021-01-13 11:26:51 AM  
It's a bit of a mixed metaphor but the brighter (i.e. whiter) crayons are less likely to be shot in the back while running, so I'll allow it.
 
2021-01-13 11:30:36 AM  

40 degree day: It's a bit of a mixed metaphor but the brighter (i.e. whiter) crayons are less likely to be shot in the back while running, so I'll allow it.


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2021-01-13 11:39:50 AM  
Given that overly intelligent police applicants are weeded out I'd refrain from commenting on iq Officer.
 
2021-01-13 12:04:09 PM  
Is Crayloa going to sue for defamation of character or brand identity?
 
2021-01-13 12:15:24 PM  

maxandgrinch: Is Crayloa going to sue for defamation of character or brand identity?


Crayon is generic.
 
2021-01-13 12:17:27 PM  
From the site:
"Pro Tip, don't steal stuff"

Ok Rick Romero, I'm sure thieves are going to change their patterns now that your statement is out there.
 
2021-01-13 12:58:02 PM  

gunsmack: A guy you've never met knocks on your door, clearly out of breath, and you give him a ride?

/ dafuq wrong with you, lady?


It's Minnesota nice in the middle of winter.
 
2021-01-13 4:24:20 PM  

kdawg7736: Chisago County? I for a moment thought it was Chicago, where this stuff happens all the time, I am sure. LOL.

Early running for dumbest criminal with this guy, folks?


I had to look it up.......it's in Minnesota!!!!!
 
2021-01-13 11:33:33 PM  

Insain2: kdawg7736: Chisago County? I for a moment thought it was Chicago, where this stuff happens all the time, I am sure. LOL.

Early running for dumbest criminal with this guy, folks?

I had to look it up.......it's in Minnesota!!!!!


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