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(Daily Express)   Student who hosted a lockdown party in the UK will have to cover the $15,000 police tab (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Nottingham, Assistant Chief Constable Steve Cooper, Nottingham Trent University, Nottinghamshire Police, first people, Nottingham Trent University student, Constable, Student  
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1656 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2021 at 4:05 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 11:27:21 AM  
Paying the police tab should be a given for anything like this.  I get innocent until proven guilty before fining someone.  But this is an invoice for services, bud.
 
2021-01-13 4:06:43 PM  
Needs SPIFFY tag
 
2021-01-13 4:07:56 PM  
Well, he found out alright...
 
2021-01-13 4:10:08 PM  

downstairs: Paying the police tab should be a given for anything like this.  I get innocent until proven guilty before fining someone.  But this is an invoice for services, bud.


It's a student.  "Judgement proof." In other words, you can fine them all you want but don't expect them to ever pay.
 
2021-01-13 4:10:18 PM  
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Ok I'm out.............Stay safe fellow Farkerz!
 
2021-01-13 4:13:04 PM  
once on FARK i suggested proven criminals should have to pay for the policing and prison and WOW did I get a slurry of shiat from a fellow Farker. evidently hard working tax payers must pick up the tab for pieces of shiat who can't play nice in society.
 
2021-01-13 4:14:45 PM  
Nottingham as in Robin Hood?


He should rob a bank and then pay the sheriff.
 
2021-01-13 4:21:56 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: downstairs: Paying the police tab should be a given for anything like this.  I get innocent until proven guilty before fining someone.  But this is an invoice for services, bud.

It's a student.  "Judgement proof." In other words, you can fine them all you want but don't expect them to ever pay.


Technically, yes.  But Judgment Debtor Hearings and garnishments are a biatch.
 
2021-01-13 4:22:00 PM  
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Thou farkethed around and thou found out
 
2021-01-13 4:22:42 PM  
When I was a kid all I had to worry about was AIDS which you could only get through boning so I was totally safe.
If COVID was around back then id probably still be ok since I couldnt even get a girl to breath on me.
 
2021-01-13 4:25:08 PM  
In US, police (if they show up) hand out a cease and desist letter and then tell them they wont do anything at all about it.
 
2021-01-13 4:48:37 PM  
If there's one thing students have, it's lots of money.
 
2021-01-13 4:55:03 PM  
In Quebec, they are handing out fines.  We are under curfew from 8pm 'til 5am.  Last weekend there were a few fines handed out. Starts at $1000.  If the party is at your house it is $6000.  Has been very quiet around here.  It seems that $$$$ is the only thing people understand these days.
 
2021-01-13 4:59:46 PM  

WhippingBoi: If there's one thing students have, it's lots of money.


Well, he's throwing parties for his mates in the middle of a plague, so he clearly does have too much disposable income at the moment.  Taking it away will literally save lives, too, so...

... but yes, strictly speaking this just means his wages will be garnished so his next job is going to be a poverty-line job (or similar) until the amount taken from his paychecks catches up to the fine, not that he'll fork over 10k pounds immediately.
 
2021-01-13 5:09:22 PM  
How long before they throw a keg party to raise the funds to pay the fines?
 
2021-01-13 5:12:09 PM  
If I recall correctly. this website is continually featured on my google news app with articles about end of the world collisions with asteroids and such. Am I making the right connection? I can't figure out why alarmist clickbait articles are featured as news on the google news app. Any comments on this website?
 
2021-01-13 5:35:35 PM  

gregscott: If I recall correctly. this website is continually featured on my google news app with articles about end of the world collisions with asteroids and such. Am I making the right connection? I can't figure out why alarmist clickbait articles are featured as news on the google news app. Any comments on this website?


The Express is a right wing hate rag with a paper circulation that is dying on its arse. The publishers only hope is ad revenue from an online presence viewable by non-UK people who don't know it is a right wing hate rag until they have tapped or clicked the link.
 
2021-01-13 6:07:10 PM  

gregscott: If I recall correctly. this website is continually featured on my google news app with articles about end of the world collisions with asteroids and such. Am I making the right connection? I can't figure out why alarmist clickbait articles are featured as news on the google news app. Any comments on this website?


Yeah, it's one of the British tabloids that frequently gets articles posted on Fark as though it's real news.  You should take whatever they say as seriously as anything from The National Enquirer.  It's, ya know....bullshiat.
 
2021-01-13 6:14:35 PM  

I'm no expert but...: gregscott: If I recall correctly. this website is continually featured on my google news app with articles about end of the world collisions with asteroids and such. Am I making the right connection? I can't figure out why alarmist clickbait articles are featured as news on the google news app. Any comments on this website?

The Express is a right wing hate rag with a paper circulation that is dying on its arse. The publishers only hope is ad revenue from an online presence viewable by non-UK people who don't know it is a right wing hate rag until they have tapped or clicked the link.


Yep. You got it covered.
 
2021-01-13 6:45:50 PM  
I went to university in Nottingham. We had a flat (apartment) for 8 people above a betting shop and a liquor store. We had DJ decks and once threw a party where we turned the house into The Titty Twister, where all the attendees came dressed as bikers, truckers, vampires etc.

Good times........ but a very long time ago.
 
2021-01-13 7:32:28 PM  

Pert: I went to university in Nottingham. We had a flat (apartment) for 8 people above a betting shop and a liquor store. We had DJ decks and once threw a party where we turned the house into The Titty Twister, where all the attendees came dressed as bikers, truckers, vampires etc.

Good times........ but a very long time ago.


I think that I saw this one...you were on University Challenge, right?!
 
2021-01-13 8:13:11 PM  
Good.
fark him.
And fark everyone who thinks the virus is false or doesn't apply to them.
fark THEM!

/ My brother died today of the virus.
// fark everything.
/// farking fark fark everyhhing.
 
2021-01-14 1:49:42 AM  
SloppyFrenchKisser:
/ My brother died today of the virus.


Thats awful, so sorry for your loss.
 
2021-01-14 3:57:33 AM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: Good.
fark him.
And fark everyone who thinks the virus is false or doesn't apply to them.
fark THEM!

/ My brother died today of the virus.
// fark everything.
/// farking fark fark everyhhing.


So sorry for your loss.
 
2021-01-14 6:40:23 AM  

downstairs: Paying the police tab should be a given for anything like this.  I get innocent until proven guilty before fining someone.  But this is an invoice for services, bud.


The police do not hand out fines.  This is a fixed penalty notice.  You either admit your guilt and accept the notice, or go to court.   There is only a fine when someone admits guilt or is found guilty.
 
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