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(WCAX Vermont)   Athlete loses legs in car crash. Then someone steals his car with 3 of his legs in it. Police find car, no legs in it, then find two legs. And hope to find the other two. Something doesn't add up here   (wcax.com) divider line
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2021-01-13 6:51:36 AM  
That's odd
 
2021-01-13 6:53:58 AM  
Adventures in cop math?
 
2021-01-13 7:09:26 AM  
What's the street value for the seven that are still missing?
 
2021-01-13 7:15:07 AM  
When you have no legs, you can have infinite legs.
 
2021-01-13 7:56:19 AM  
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2021-01-13 7:59:04 AM  
No leg(s) to stand on reference absent at this point.
 
2021-01-13 7:59:40 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:02:04 AM  
Are there rules on the number of artificial legs you're allowed to wear in races?
 
2021-01-13 8:05:48 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:08:30 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:08:36 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:10:06 AM  
Sounds like a job for....Spiderman!
 
2021-01-13 8:10:31 AM  
I'm confused. I googled this guy and this apparently happened to him in Feb. 2020 outside a convenience store in Burlington, VT. Yet, according to this link, it happened this past weekend. Something weird is afoot.


https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/​t​his-was-my-life-and-my-identity-prosth​etic-stolen-from-aspiring-paralympian/​2081509/
 
2021-01-13 8:10:39 AM  
Bet he's pretty crabby about all this
 
2021-01-13 8:11:30 AM  

Grumpy Cat: I'm confused. I googled this guy and this apparently happened to him in Feb. 2020 outside a convenience store in Burlington, VT. Yet, according to this link, it happened this past weekend. Something weird is afoot.


https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/t​his-was-my-life-and-my-identity-prosth​etic-stolen-from-aspiring-paralympian/​2081509/


They'll make it into a movie, and Kevin Bacon will play the cop.
 
2021-01-13 8:12:03 AM  
The Art of Noise - Legs (Official Video)
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2021-01-13 8:13:23 AM  
The Olympian MAGAt swimmer sought for questioning.
 
2021-01-13 8:14:03 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:17:40 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:22:01 AM  
a wooden leg?
 
2021-01-13 8:22:54 AM  
Oh, the places you'll go ...

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2021-01-13 8:30:58 AM  
Is this the athlete who shot his girlfriend through the bathroom door?
 
2021-01-13 8:35:53 AM  
Good Country People by Flannery O'Connor (seen here with Hemingway).
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2021-01-13 8:37:59 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:47:52 AM  
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Mr. No Legs didn't need artificial legs to kick ass.
 
2021-01-13 9:00:38 AM  
He knows a thing or 17 about missing legs.
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2021-01-13 9:03:46 AM  
Wait, I know this one -- The creature is a person, see, because you start out in the "morning" of life crawling on four legs, then on two legs at "noon" when you're walking, then on three legs in the "evening" when you're using a cane. Sphinx needs new material.

dnrtfa
 
2021-01-13 9:04:30 AM  
A little late for the holidays, but just pretend for me, OK?
William S. Burroughs and Kurt Cobain - The "Priest" They Called Him
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2021-01-13 9:12:20 AM  
They need a few hours to grow back.

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2021-01-13 9:18:29 AM  
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2021-01-13 9:31:31 AM  
I for one welcome our octopus overlords.
 
2021-01-13 9:41:29 AM  

HomoHabilis: No leg(s) to stand on reference absent at this point.


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2021-01-13 9:42:49 AM  
Rod Stewart - Hot Legs (Official Video)
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2021-01-13 9:44:52 AM  
Wanted for questioning.
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2021-01-13 10:41:05 AM  
No-legs lay on one-leg, two legs sat near on three legs, four legs got some.
 
2021-01-13 10:53:04 AM  
Legs!
 
2021-01-13 11:59:32 AM  
Please tell me it didn't leave him with two left feet.

/Arthur Murray was seen rubbing his hands at the news.

//i know where the door is.....
 
2021-01-13 12:58:52 PM  
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2021-01-13 1:34:05 PM  
I know the answer to this riddle! It's man!
 
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