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(Fox News)   Airport police dog sniffs out swine meat sausage in passenger's luggage   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2021-01-13 9:44:07 AM  
I'm surprised they didn't let them pass.  I always put everything edible on my declaration form.  The only time I've been asked a followup was when I had a giant wheel of gouda in my carry on.

"Do you have any food items?"
"Yes, I got a giant wheel of gouda in my briefcase."
"Okay.  Have a nice day."
 
2021-01-13 10:30:13 AM  
Go ahead and try to hide food from a beagle...
 
2021-01-13 10:39:00 AM  
What would be an appropriate reward for such a good boy? Hmmm...

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2021-01-13 10:40:51 AM  
Police reportedly found more than two dozen sausages. Captain Spot said the 19 sausages would be put into cold storage evidence lockers right away. Deputy Huzzagoodboi commented that "it's an open and shut case, what with the 10 or 11 sausages we found."
 
2021-01-13 10:42:49 AM  

Sasquach: Go ahead and try to hide food from a beagle...


Exactly.
My first thought after reading the FARK headline was, I wonder if the police dog was a beagle. Sure enough was.
I respect this beagle for not devouring that whole box of sausage before the picture was taken.
 
2021-01-13 10:43:09 AM  
TOP SECRET! they are not taking him anywhere
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2021-01-13 10:44:07 AM  
Swine?  Where was this, Israel?

(NGRTFA because fox)
 
2021-01-13 10:44:52 AM  

UberDave: I'm surprised they didn't let them pass.  I always put everything edible on my declaration form.  The only time I've been asked a followup was when I had a giant wheel of gouda in my carry on.

"Do you have any food items?"
"Yes, I got a giant wheel of gouda in my briefcase."
"Okay.  Have a nice day."


Most cheeses are allowed.  Most meats, not so much.
 
2021-01-13 10:45:42 AM  
Is that a sausage or are you just happy to see the puppy?
 
2021-01-13 10:45:54 AM  
When I was a kid and we used to visit family in Corsica we would bring back saucisson, boar and pork, in our luggage.  It did get confiscated once.
 
2021-01-13 10:46:01 AM  

mattj1984: Police reportedly found more than two dozen sausages. Captain Spot said the 19 sausages would be put into cold storage evidence lockers right away. Deputy Huzzagoodboi commented that "it's an open and shut case, what with the 10 or 11 sausages we found."


+1 smunny. Would LOL again!
 
2021-01-13 10:48:05 AM  
A sausage. Not yours.
 
2021-01-13 10:49:18 AM  
Swine being thrown off a plane?  Is this a continuation of the thread where the MAGAt's are on the no fly list or is this a completely different thing?

/DRTFA
 
2021-01-13 10:50:49 AM  
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2021-01-13 10:52:41 AM  

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Bratwurst meets Worst Brat?
 
2021-01-13 10:54:16 AM  
the vast majority of sausage is made from swine meat.
 
2021-01-13 10:55:37 AM  

uttertosh: Bratwurst meets Worst Brat?


oh she don't look too bratty...she is smiling...
 
2021-01-13 10:56:46 AM  
I hope that meat was kept cold at least. Imagine the bad smell if it wasn't.
 
2021-01-13 10:59:04 AM  
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Not suspected of any involvement.
 
2021-01-13 10:59:44 AM  
They'd never sausage a thing before.
 
2021-01-13 10:59:50 AM  

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Well now we know why she left you. Curry on
 
2021-01-13 11:03:25 AM  

UberDave: I'm surprised they didn't let them pass.  I always put everything edible on my declaration form.  The only time I've been asked a followup was when I had a giant wheel of gouda in my carry on.

"Do you have any food items?"
"Yes, I got a giant wheel of gouda in my briefcase."
"Okay.  Have a nice day."


Cheese is sometimes OK. But did you read the part about the bushmeat. It said it included bat and who knows what else. We don't need no more Ebola. We got the Covid. We're number one.
 
2021-01-13 11:12:46 AM  

jaytkay: What would be an appropriate reward for such a good boy? Hmmm...

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To this, "Kody discovered 88 pounds of prohibited swine meat" I was gonna say:

Your K-9 wants sausage.
 
2021-01-13 11:13:07 AM  

mangocop: UberDave: I'm surprised they didn't let them pass.  I always put everything edible on my declaration form.  The only time I've been asked a followup was when I had a giant wheel of gouda in my carry on.

"Do you have any food items?"
"Yes, I got a giant wheel of gouda in my briefcase."
"Okay.  Have a nice day."

Most cheeses are allowed.  Most meats, not so much.


I remember there being a relatively small quantity limit.  I know when I tried to get a big ass wheel of cheese in it was several times the limit but they didn't care.  I had the same thing happen going into the Canadian back country.  I had 3000ml of whisky in my pack.  The limit is 1100ml.  The border agent made jokes about it.

I guess they use discretion well and stop things that actually have a good chance of causing problems.  I know you can't get a damn mango from Hawaii to the mainland.  They are fanatical about it (and probably rightly so).
 
2021-01-13 11:15:56 AM  

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Paige, no!
 
2021-01-13 11:18:05 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Swine being thrown off a plane?  Is this a continuation of the thread where the MAGAt's are on the no fly list or is this a completely different thing?

/DRTFA


We are all clapping for you.. what an edge lord.
 
2021-01-13 11:20:04 AM  
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2021-01-13 11:20:05 AM  

Sasquach: Go ahead and try to hide food from a beagle...


The world has never seen a beagle that has had enough to eat.
 
2021-01-13 11:24:08 AM  
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...we're investigating everything, don't ya know?
 
2021-01-13 11:28:27 AM  
Isn't it TSA's job to seize sausage?
 
2021-01-13 11:40:04 AM  
They "found" something the passenger declared? That's some fine police work there.
 
2021-01-13 11:43:06 AM  
15 is the limit on Snitzengrubens
 
2021-01-13 11:45:45 AM  

SleepyWeasel: 15 is the limit on Snitzengrubens


What's the limit on Jaegergurglins?
 
2021-01-13 11:50:44 AM  

SansNeural: SleepyWeasel: 15 is the limit on Snitzengrubens

What's the limit on Jaegergurglins?


Well that's a bit of a personal question!
 
2021-01-13 12:07:18 PM  
Oh thank god that man didn't get to keep his  sausages! Thank you customs for saving the day. Now would you please hurry up and release my package of sex toys from Germany?
 
2021-01-13 12:49:10 PM  

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That is nauseating enough to seem like a Carl's Jr/Hardees commercial, even without the context.

I know the point is to draw in hungry young men, but I can't help but think the marketing flops, so to speak.

/used to go for the loaded omelet biscuit, stopped because of the ads and the trans fats in the biscuits.
 
2021-01-13 12:51:49 PM  
A half second after that photo was taken the beagle tore into that sausage.
 
2021-01-13 1:09:27 PM  

terminationshok: Oh thank god that man didn't get to keep his  sausages! Thank you customs for saving the day. Now would you please hurry up and release my package of sex toys from Germany?


Can't you get them from the local hardware store like everyone else?
 
2021-01-13 1:12:01 PM  

SleepyWeasel: 15 is the limit on Snitzengrubens


Unless you are from Havana
 
2021-01-13 2:06:46 PM  

rfenster: SleepyWeasel: 15 is the limit on Snitzengrubens

Unless you are from Havana


It will still really wipe you out.
 
2021-01-13 2:15:05 PM  

SleepyWeasel: rfenster: SleepyWeasel: 15 is the limit on Snitzengrubens

Unless you are from Havana

It will still really wipe you out.


It all depends on how much vitamin E you can get your hands on.
 
2021-01-13 2:54:22 PM  

Sasquach: Go ahead and try to hide food from a beagle...


Been there. Seen that. Forgot to eat an apple bought in Europe for flight back to states. It would have been OK in my stomach. Did not declare. Beagle found.  I got in more trouble for not declaring it than the apple itself.
 
2021-01-13 3:11:24 PM  

Sasquach: Go ahead and try to hide food from a beagle...


One time we were visiting my brother and his fatass beagle. He was pretending he couldn't make it up the stairs because of his belly.

We go out to breakfast and fatty goes
up the stairs, into the spare room, rifles through my wife's suitcase and finds her chapstick.

We get back and he's laying in his bed with a chewed up chapstick wagging his tail. Devious little bastard.
 
2021-01-13 4:01:37 PM  

SafetyThird: Sasquach: Go ahead and try to hide food from a beagle...

One time we were visiting my brother and his fatass beagle. He was pretending he couldn't make it up the stairs because of his belly.

We go out to breakfast and fatty goes
up the stairs, into the spare room, rifles through my wife's suitcase and finds her chapstick.

We get back and he's laying in his bed with a chewed up chapstick wagging his tail. Devious little bastard.


Beagles are very high energy dogs. Anyone who has a fat beagle is doing them a great disservice.
 
2021-01-13 6:55:57 PM  

Nobody in Peculiar: SafetyThird: Sasquach: Go ahead and try to hide food from a beagle...

One time we were visiting my brother and his fatass beagle. He was pretending he couldn't make it up the stairs because of his belly.

We go out to breakfast and fatty goes
up the stairs, into the spare room, rifles through my wife's suitcase and finds her chapstick.

We get back and he's laying in his bed with a chewed up chapstick wagging his tail. Devious little bastard.

Beagles are very high energy dogs. Anyone who has a fat beagle is doing them a great disservice.


He doesn't walk him enough, sure, but that beagle is just naturally lazy. My brother put an old Fitbit in a pouch on his collar to see how he spends his day. Lots of activity in the morning when he's getting ready for work then nothing for the rest of the day. He might go outside to pee once or twice but nothing until about 5 minutes before brother gets home.

Been to vet and tried every diet and gadget. He's just lazy.
 
2021-01-14 8:01:35 AM  
Wife was a travel agent. One of her clients put in a $400 claim for lost luggage (clothing, etc.). They found the luggage a week later due to the smell; it was full of sausages. Claim denied.
 
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