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2021-01-13 5:19:13 AM  
Goddamn it! Save the ice for the weekend.
 
2021-01-13 7:23:14 AM  
To be fair I've always been impressed by the mathematical skills of drug addicts.
 
2021-01-13 8:26:48 AM  
I understood that reference:

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2021-01-13 8:51:11 AM  
Meth is one hell of a drug. Exhibit A: This
Exhibit B: Those weird meth project PSAs.
 
2021-01-13 8:53:55 AM  
That is a rough 40 but I think she hasn't been on meth for very long.
 
2021-01-13 8:54:45 AM  
Well if she had used it on a Saturday night, they wouldn't have charged her.
 
2021-01-13 8:55:39 AM  

CJEmsley19: Meth is one hell of a drug. Exhibit A: This
Exhibit B: Those weird meth project PSAs.


you mean like that one state's motto about fighting the drug. Meth... We're on it!
 
2021-01-13 8:56:48 AM  
She teaches meth.
 
2021-01-13 8:59:39 AM  
Ramos is employed as a teacher at Kathleen Middle School. Their website shows Ramos is a 6th Grade meth teacher.
 
2021-01-13 9:01:35 AM  
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2021-01-13 9:02:03 AM  

Yellow Beard: That is a rough 40 but I think she hasn't been on meth for very long.


I wonder if it was the meth or teaching 6th graders, that aged her badly.
 
2021-01-13 9:02:49 AM  
Oh that's too funny.
 
2021-01-13 9:08:38 AM  
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2021-01-13 9:10:34 AM  
Ramos is was employed...
 
2021-01-13 9:14:49 AM  
There really isn't much to do in Lakeland, meth and Coors Lite is about as exciting as you can get.

Go on git.
 
2021-01-13 9:15:13 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yellow Beard: That is a rough 40 but I think she hasn't been on meth for very long.

I wonder if it was the meth or teaching 6th graders, that aged her badly.


Definitely teaching 6th graders.
 
2021-01-13 9:19:29 AM  

lawd jesus its a fire: There really isn't much to do in Lakeland, meth and Coors Lite is about as exciting as you can get.

Go on git.


Well, there is the Strawberry Festival.  But otherwise I agree with that assessment.
 
2021-01-13 9:20:44 AM  
They found her asleep?  On meth?  Must have been one hell of a bender.
 
2021-01-13 9:25:34 AM  
I was told there would be no meth.
 
2021-01-13 9:31:36 AM  

proton: They found her asleep?  On meth?  Must have been one hell of a bender.


First thing I thought of. I thought meth was speed and that they stay up and twittery for days on end taking apart toasters and putting them together again and getting sores on their faces and picking at them.
 
2021-01-13 9:49:57 AM  
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2021-01-13 9:54:15 AM  
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2021-01-13 9:58:14 AM  

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2021-01-13 9:58:58 AM  
Anybody else kind of long for the olden days when the teachers just kept a fifth of whiskey in their desk drawer to Irish up their coffee?

And no one really blamed them, because dealing with teenagers on a daily basis is the worst.
 
2021-01-13 10:06:41 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Anybody else kind of long for the olden days when the teachers just kept a fifth of whiskey in their desk drawer to Irish up their coffee?

And no one really blamed them, because dealing with teenagers on a daily basis is the worst.


CSB

My 6th grade teacher during June finals, sat on his desk, took off his shoes, pulled over the wastepaper basket, pulled off his socks and started cutting his toenails. Since it was during a final the room was quiet except for the nail clippings hitting the metal wastepaper basket.

I'm still traumatized by this today.
 
2021-01-13 10:21:01 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Anybody else kind of long for the olden days when the teachers just kept a fifth of whiskey in their desk drawer to Irish up their coffee?


Went to jr. high in Florida back in the day, and this was how more than a few of our teachers made it through every day. The older ones especially...
 
2021-01-13 10:31:01 AM  
Those students have to love having a long term substitute.  In my day the sub would just pop on Disney's Donald in Methmagic Land.

/And a magical place it was.
 
2021-01-13 11:05:29 AM  
She seems fun.
 
2021-01-13 11:33:19 AM  
Subby, meth doesn't do you any good on a weekend. When you NEED to get shiat done, you gotta take meth on the weekdays.
 
2021-01-13 11:48:43 AM  

proton: They found her asleep?  On meth?  Must have been one hell of a bender.


They found her asleep, which is why I believe her claim that she hadn't had any meth that day.
 
2021-01-13 11:52:03 AM  
I've been in education dealing with other peoples' children for 20 years. I'm not saying that she was right, I'm just saying that I get it. But she should probably just get drunk every night like a normal teacher and save the hard stuff for the weekends.

//don't do the hard stuff
/I only get drunk every other night
///moderation!!
 
2021-01-13 11:54:30 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Anybody else kind of long for the olden days when the teachers just kept a fifth of whiskey in their desk drawer to Irish up their coffee?

And no one really blamed them, because dealing with teenagers on a daily basis is the worst.



My high school history teacher would often get so drunk she would pass out virtually mid sentence... her eyes would kinda roll back and her head would slowly drop to the desk.  We'd wait a minute or two to make sure it took, then get up and leave class

We had open campus... so at lunch you'd see her come back, park her car and down a glass of clear liquid (presumably vodak) before coming in
 
2021-01-13 11:58:36 AM  

2KanZam: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Anybody else kind of long for the olden days when the teachers just kept a fifth of whiskey in their desk drawer to Irish up their coffee?

And no one really blamed them, because dealing with teenagers on a daily basis is the worst.


My high school history teacher would often get so drunk she would pass out virtually mid sentence... her eyes would kinda roll back and her head would slowly drop to the desk.  We'd wait a minute or two to make sure it took, then get up and leave class

We had open campus... so at lunch you'd see her come back, park her car and down a glass of clear liquid (presumably vodak) before coming in


That's just sad. She should have gotten drunk enough the night before to still be pretty hammered until about noon, and then doze off during her afternoon classes like a professional.
 
2021-01-13 12:04:03 PM  
Whatever it takes to deal with your crotch fruit.
 
2021-01-13 12:24:29 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Anybody else kind of long for the olden days when the teachers just kept a fifth of whiskey in their desk drawer to Irish up their coffee?

And no one really blamed them, because dealing with teenagers on a daily basis is the worst.


We had a driver's ed teacher who would get in the passenger side of the car with his 'coffee,' set it on the dashboard and say, "if that spills, you fail." The smell of rum was undeniable.
 
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