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1078 clicks; posted to Food » on 13 Jan 2021 at 8:10 AM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 5:25:47 AM  
Weird, but cheese and grease are good barriers to keep water from penetrating below the top layer into the crust if you don't run it full-blast.
 
2021-01-13 8:11:34 AM  
Soak it in a gallon of ketchup to really kick it up a notch.
 
2021-01-13 8:24:03 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Soak it in a gallon of ketchup to really kick it up a notch.


I'm in MN, so the default would be Ranch.
 
2021-01-13 8:43:19 AM  
I suspect he burned the roof of his mouth on pizza as a kid, and has psychological scars from that.
 
2021-01-13 12:02:42 PM  

FrancoFile: I suspect he burned the roof of his mouth on pizza as a kid, and has psychological scars from that.


I suspect he got dropped on his head as a kid, and has brain damage from that.
 
2021-01-13 12:17:02 PM  

ChrisDe: FrancoFile: I suspect he burned the roof of his mouth on pizza as a kid, and has psychological scars from that.

I suspect he got dropped on his head as a kid, and has brain damage from that.


I suspect he doesn't eat pizza that way at all and is doing it for the clicks.
 
2021-01-13 12:19:34 PM  

drogg: Tr0mBoNe: Soak it in a gallon of ketchup to really kick it up a notch.

I'm in MN, so the default would be Ranch.


Fellow Minnesotan , can confirm.

/would not pollute my pizza that way.
 
2021-01-13 3:42:48 PM  
I'm not supposed to rinse my ground beef OR my pizza? I guess I have no idea what foods I'm supposed to rinse off in the sink
 
2021-01-13 4:31:09 PM  
I thought the people who dunked it in milk were bad...
 
2021-01-13 8:10:59 PM  
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I mean, it's not like he's smoking crack or nothin'
 
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