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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)   This Florida Man is on fiyah   (fox13news.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Injury, Scott Anthony Massa, Tampa police, 2000s American television series, Crime, Surgery, serious injuries, blockW. DeLeon St.  
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3054 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2021 at 3:30 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-13 3:46:57 AM  
Did he put ArmorAll up on the tiyah?
 
2021-01-13 3:53:40 AM  
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2021-01-13 4:23:02 AM  
If you want the job done right need to get yourself a flamer.
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2021-01-13 4:30:50 AM  
Wait. Did dude have lips before the fire?
 
2021-01-13 4:32:29 AM  
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2021-01-13 5:21:19 AM  
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Like Ghost Rider, but it's a golf cart. Full of meth.
 
2021-01-13 6:08:52 AM  
He was trying to set someone else's home on fire.
Article isn't clear on if they were in the house or not, or even time of day.
So guy could have been going for homicide, not just destruction of property.
 
2021-01-13 6:25:10 AM  
"Police say Massa broke a window at a home located in the 1600 block W. DeLeon St. around 5:40 a.m. Then tried to throw a bucket full of accelerant into the home, but it ignited, exploded and set him on fire, according to the Tampa Police Department."


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2021-01-13 6:55:41 AM  
That's what I call the Perma Prick haircut. I can relate, anything in between really close or long makes me look like a Christopher Walken dime store impersonator because my hair just wants to go straight up.
/never trust guys with blonde spiky hair, jerks all of them
 
2021-01-13 7:07:48 AM  
He sucks at arson.
 
2021-01-13 7:14:25 AM  
This Hellboy remake is lame.
 
2021-01-13 7:19:32 AM  
Looks like he picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
 
2021-01-13 7:44:01 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:03:11 AM  

elaw: Looks like he picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.


I'm glad I read the comments before I posted the picture from Airplane.
 
2021-01-13 9:04:55 AM  
Do they realize that when you have a douche bag haircut you are outing yourself to the world that you are a douche bag? Did he go to his barber/stylist and say, "I want to look like a douche bag!" and they replied, "But, of course!"
 
2021-01-13 1:01:50 PM  
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