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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   If you're out on a $103,000 bond, you probably should avoid participating in any insurrections   (kfor.com) divider line
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2021-01-13 3:44:39 AM  
Ooops. Another fine Taupeshirt with an invested interest to smash the state to further their criminal ends.
 
2021-01-13 7:36:06 AM  
I miss the days when people with long hair and beards tended to be a gentle people

and all the rednecks and goat Ropers were squares
 
2021-01-13 7:36:32 AM  
Not only will he be going back to jail, but I believe that means he has forfeited his bond. That's quite a bit of money.
 
2021-01-13 7:36:34 AM  
Criminal? Out on bond? Call me surprised.
 
2021-01-13 7:37:07 AM  

runwiz: Not only will he be going back to jail, but I believe that means he has forfeited his bond. That's quite a bit of money.


Oh I'm sure it's his moms money.
 
2021-01-13 7:38:25 AM  
So is this a forfeiture of his bond? Mom will never forgive him for that.
 
2021-01-13 7:38:33 AM  
Well that is gonna sting, but I am sure Trump will open his wallet and help bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
2021-01-13 7:41:20 AM  
Counterpoint: If he wasn't supposed to topple the government and poop on the floor, he should have put those conditions in wrting.

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2021-01-13 7:42:17 AM  
The real issue here is he wore a TAN sweatshirt to the MAGAriot!
 
2021-01-13 7:42:27 AM  

runwiz: Not only will he be going back to jail, but I believe that means he has forfeited his bond. That's quite a bit of money.


I wonder if his mommy put up the money for his bond. She must be so proud of him.
 
2021-01-13 7:44:10 AM  

groppet: Well that is gonna sting, but I am sure Trump will open his wallet and help bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha.


He had promised to help out people assaulting protesters at rally's. As far as I know he never did... I imagine cops laughing at the idiots when they tried to call the White House as their one call. The White House, which I'm sure gets enough calls from loons in ordinary times, getting flooded from calls by Trump idiots in trouble for Trump.
 
2021-01-13 7:44:24 AM  

wrenchboy: runwiz: Not only will he be going back to jail, but I believe that means he has forfeited his bond. That's quite a bit of money.

I wonder if his mommy put up the money for his bond. She must be so proud of him.


I should have the next few replies before I posted this. At least Farkers think alike.
 
2021-01-13 7:44:41 AM  
He also refused to wear a mask earlier? Didn't see that coming.
 
2021-01-13 7:46:52 AM  
Way to live up to the Alabama Man stereotype.
 
2021-01-13 7:48:17 AM  
Alabama man in custody after Capitol riot violated bond by traveling to DC, investigators say

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2021-01-13 7:48:17 AM  
In case you missed it. Under one of his pictures is this:

"Watson was arrested in Auburn in July 2 on drug charges."

But he looks like the  good wholesome sort of guy you want your daughter to bring home!
 
2021-01-13 7:49:27 AM  
This is the guy that right-wingers tried to claim was antifa and a Stalinist tattoo, because they thought he had a tattoo of a hammer and sickle that turned out to actually be a symbol from the video game "Dishonored".
 
2021-01-13 7:50:18 AM  
The next few months will consist of daily schadenfreude, won't they?
 
2021-01-13 7:53:23 AM  
Bearded Beta #2 has been caught!
 
2021-01-13 7:55:38 AM  

A'isha P.: This is the guy that right-wingers tried to claim was antifa and a Stalinist tattoo, because they thought he had a tattoo of a hammer and sickle that turned out to actually be a symbol from the video game "Dishonored".


You would think a fan of the Dishonored franchise would have a better understanding of the fates befalling participants in an unsuccessful coup.
 
2021-01-13 7:56:28 AM  
We gotta make it harder for idiots to get out on bail.
 
2021-01-13 7:57:02 AM  

OMFG Help Us: In case you missed it. Under one of his pictures is this:

"Watson was arrested in Auburn in July 2 on drug charges."

But he looks like the  good wholesome sort of guy you want your daughter to bring home!


After the coup all would be forgiven by Dear Leader
 
2021-01-13 7:57:08 AM  
Lol is that a twitch sweatshirt? Makes sense..
 
2021-01-13 7:58:01 AM  
I wonder how the bail bondsman is going to collect?

I hope it's painful for the debtor.
 
2021-01-13 7:58:13 AM  
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2021-01-13 7:58:43 AM  

FarkaDark: OMFG Help Us: In case you missed it. Under one of his pictures is this:

"Watson was arrested in Auburn in July 2 on drug charges."

But he looks like the  good wholesome sort of guy you want your daughter to bring home!

After the coup all would be forgiven by Dear Leader


This is clearly what they thought.  Deeper investigation is going to show that this immunity was what was promised.
 
2021-01-13 7:58:59 AM  

zepillin: I miss the days when people with long hair and beards tended to be a gentle people

and all the rednecks and goat Ropers were squares


In other words, hippies!
 
2021-01-13 8:00:37 AM  

wage0048: I wonder how the bail bondsman is going to collect?

I hope it's painful for the debtor.


Don't know, can't imagine his trailer is worth all thst much.
 
2021-01-13 8:02:12 AM  
He should be in jail for the Justin Beiber saggy diaper tight pants he was wearing.  And attacking our country too, of course.

No reason we can't stick up for being fabulous, as we defend the Constitution. He was anti-fabulous, in that pathetic outfit.
 
2021-01-13 8:03:08 AM  
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2021-01-13 8:04:15 AM  
Alabama man, Alabama man. Can do anything Florida man can.
 
2021-01-13 8:05:58 AM  
This is making me realize that a solid 30% of our country is certifiably insane.  And, yes, I'm saying that not all Trumpers are insane.
 
2021-01-13 8:07:13 AM  
Ah, this was the "Philly Antifa" guy all the True Patriots were crowing about on Wednesday.  Turns out it's just another complete loser.  It's weird how Trump's Ubermensch keep turning out to be losers.
 
2021-01-13 8:09:03 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: A'isha P.: This is the guy that right-wingers tried to claim was ttantifa and a Stalinist tattoo, because they thought he had a tattoo of a hammer and sickle that turned out to actually be a symbol from the video game "Dishonored".

You would think a fan of the Dishonored franchise would have a better understanding of the fates befalling participants in an unsuccessful coup.


Doesn't Dishonored romanticize those participants?
 
2021-01-13 8:12:25 AM  
How the fark do you smoke weed and do acid, and come to the conclusion that donald trump is a righteous dude, and it's cool to storm the Capitol?

Also, 103K bond for possession of weed and acid? Insane.
 
2021-01-13 8:34:08 AM  

runwiz: Not only will he be going back to jail, but I believe that means he has forfeited his bond. That's quite a bit of money.


Money is no object for these people. They have total back up from rich NRA Christian conservatives who consider them hero's now.
 
2021-01-13 9:00:41 AM  
♪It's a tan shirt with pink shoe laces, a polka dot vest and man oh man♪
 
2021-01-13 9:03:02 AM  

stuhayes2010: This is making me realize that a solid 30% of our country is certifiably insane.  And, yes, I'm saying that not all Trumpers are insane.


Yup. Some of them are just evil. Ignorance accounts for the rest.
 
2021-01-13 9:05:26 AM  

jimjays: groppet: Well that is gonna sting, but I am sure Trump will open his wallet and help bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha.

He had promised to help out people assaulting protesters at rally's. As far as I know he never did... I imagine cops laughing at the idiots when they tried to call the White House as their one call. The White House, which I'm sure gets enough calls from loons in ordinary times, getting flooded from calls by Trump idiots in trouble for Trump.


We should really start referring to them as suckers for Trump.
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2021-01-13 9:09:59 AM  

Origin_of_the_Feces: ♪It's a tan shirt with pink shoe laces, a polka dot vest and man oh man♪


I got that reference. We old.
 
2021-01-13 9:40:18 AM  
Dude in the Wookiekini seemed to be pretty camera aware; must be dozens of shots of him online. Self-promoting hypocrite.

Fat drug dealer violates parole to travel. Opportunity business trip? Business & pleasure?

What a combo for Trump's paytriots, real American zealots, true interests of the Country at heart. Much wow here.
 
2021-01-13 9:45:12 AM  

Schmerd1948: I got that reference. We old


Yup, older than dirt.
 
2021-01-13 10:02:41 AM  
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2021-01-13 10:06:44 AM  

wage0048: I wonder how the bail bondsman is going to collect?

I hope it's painful for the debtor.


If I understand the bail process correctly, the bail bondsman already has the money.

So who gets to keep the money when it is forfeited? The bondsman, or the court? I would assume the court, but then how does the bondsman make their money?

Luckily, I have managed to never have been part of a insurrectionist riot at the Capitol, so I don't really know.
 
2021-01-13 10:08:20 AM  

question_dj: How the fark do you smoke weed and do acid, and come to the conclusion that donald trump is a righteous dude, and it's cool to storm the Capitol?

Also, 103K bond for possession of weed and acid? Insane.


It wasn't for possession, it was for distribution.
 
2021-01-13 10:16:01 AM  
Maybe he can hit up this guy for some additional bond money.

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2021-01-13 10:18:53 AM  
Resurrections still ok.
 
2021-01-13 10:38:35 AM  
Five people were killed

I know about the woman that was shot and the cop that later died at the precinct. Who are the other three?
 
2021-01-13 10:49:18 AM  

morg: Five people were killed

I know about the woman that was shot and the cop that later died at the precinct. Who are the other three?


I believe insurgents who suffered medical events- i.e. heart attacks or strokes.
 
2021-01-13 10:57:10 AM  

mark625: wage0048: I wonder how the bail bondsman is going to collect?

I hope it's painful for the debtor.

If I understand the bail process correctly, the bail bondsman already has the money.

So who gets to keep the money when it is forfeited? The bondsman, or the court? I would assume the court, but then how does the bondsman make their money?

Luckily, I have managed to never have been part of a insurrectionist riot at the Capitol, so I don't really know.


The neckbeard paid $10,300 to a bondsman, who provided the other $92,700, giving all $103,000 to the state.
That $103,000 is returned to the bondsman after the accused comes to his trial [having not violated his bond]. The bondsman makes a profit of $10,300 on this transaction.

Since the neckbeard violated the terms of the bond, it is forfeited -- the bondsman is now out $92,700 which he will recoup from the neckbeard.
 
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