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2021-01-12 4:56:42 PM  
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2021-01-12 5:09:52 PM  
tfw when you support unchecked economic growth and then that economic growth leads to technological implements where the government can crowdsource the participants in your uprising with the help of a global communications apparatus where the entire country bands together to identify the perpetrators like it is some kind of videogame

i support using technology to crush my enemies until i am the enemy
 
2021-01-12 5:13:31 PM  

Mike_LowELL: tfw when you support unchecked economic growth and then that economic growth leads to technological implements where the government can crowdsource the participants in your uprising with the help of a global communications apparatus where the entire country bands together to identify the perpetrators like it is some kind of videogame

i support using technology to crush my enemies until i am the enemy


As if you ever needed technology to crush your enemies. You're getting soft, old man. Watch your back.
 
2021-01-12 5:16:06 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: As if you ever needed technology to crush your enemies. You're getting soft, old man. Watch your back.


its true i can only squat 495 pounds in three sets of fifty now

how the hell will i ever defeat anyone on the internet with these old mussel's
 
2021-01-12 5:47:16 PM  

Mike_LowELL: AdmirableSnackbar: As if you ever needed technology to crush your enemies. You're getting soft, old man. Watch your back.

its true i can only squat 495 pounds in three sets of fifty now

how the hell will i ever defeat anyone on the internet with these old mussel's


Try clams.
 
2021-01-12 6:42:44 PM  
Almost all were likely carrying their personal transponders with them.
 
2021-01-12 8:24:45 PM  

mofa: Almost all were likely carrying their personal transponders with them.


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Clicks to article, hopefully.
 
2021-01-12 8:25:08 PM  
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2021-01-12 8:25:37 PM  
You're all going upstate, motherfarkers.  For 10 years.
 
2021-01-12 8:28:46 PM  
 
2021-01-12 8:46:16 PM  
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2021-01-12 8:50:18 PM  
I'm sure that most if not all of these dumbasses left a trail a mile wide, in addition to being photographed without a mask.  We're not talking about Ted Kasczinsky or "Whitey" Bulger, here.
 
2021-01-12 8:51:24 PM  
Good.

Now let's get their organizers and their Worm in Chief.
 
2021-01-12 8:55:10 PM  
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2021-01-12 8:59:10 PM  

hubiestubert: Good.

Now let's get their organizers and their Worm in Chief.


Nice Wall reference.

This should make the FBI's job of arresting folks much easier.  Then the question becomes, "Supermax, Leavenworth, Gitmo, or Bikini Atoll?"
 
2021-01-12 9:14:15 PM  
"You don't think a person who never polled over 50% could lose an election?"
 
2021-01-12 9:23:07 PM  
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2021-01-12 10:39:13 PM  

Jake Havechek: You're all going upstate, motherfarkers.  For 10 years.


Sedition carries 20
 
2021-01-12 11:44:44 PM  
Welfare is socialism. Be sure to remember that, and also what a bootstrappy, rugged individualist you are when your employer finds out what you've been up to.
 
2021-01-13 12:11:51 AM  

oldernell: Try clams.


i will literaly send u to the pearly gate's
 
2021-01-13 12:34:11 AM  
Large diesel pickup sales are expected to be down for the 10-13 years, with incremental increases based on good behavior.
 
2021-01-13 12:34:42 AM  
Guess I'll just keep posting this then
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2021-01-13 12:36:55 AM  
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2021-01-13 12:37:31 AM  

Mike_LowELL: oldernell: Try clams.

i will literaly send u to the pearly gate's


Gates's closed.
Oyster out front mmm mmph mph mph.
 
2021-01-13 12:37:44 AM  
"But---how do they keep FINDING us?!?"
 
2021-01-13 12:39:16 AM  
Can we go back to the "Suddenly, ____________" thing? Or maybe even the fence gag.

Pwease.
 
2021-01-13 12:39:26 AM  
I'm so erect right now at the schaudenfreud.

But you already know how this will be spun. Patriotism is now outlawed because they believed they were being patriots and defending their nation.

This will ferret out the extremists from the pretenders. But there will be bloodshed. Lots of it.
 
2021-01-13 12:40:44 AM  
Surely, we can all agree that sedition is merely a political disagreement?
 
2021-01-13 12:41:01 AM  
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That's my headline, but it's not my link.
 
2021-01-13 12:41:36 AM  
Good but I'm still convinced if this was BLM or Antifa they wouldn't have been allowed to leave the Capitol.
 
2021-01-13 12:41:37 AM  

Gyrfalcon: "But---how do they keep FINDING us?!?"


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2021-01-13 12:42:08 AM  
Ain't nothing gonna happen at the end of it all.
Slaps on the wrists all around.
Some TV appearances and book deals.
 
2021-01-13 12:42:15 AM  

leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 308x353]

That's my headline, but it's not my link.


You Farked around, now you found out.
 
2021-01-13 12:42:35 AM  

Dahnkster: [Link][preview.redd.it image 640x420]


In all fairness. I was expecting more than water boarding and predator drone attacks on wedding guests and journalists. In the hours after seeing plane two hit a tower live in my living room before heading off to the local community college just to sit and watch coverage at school and home for the next week.  Must have seen replays and analysis for 6 hours straight.

I didn't watch TV on September 11 for the next 15+ years.
So please. With all due respect.
SUFU. Thanks.
 
2021-01-13 12:43:15 AM  
I'm just going to enjoy sitting here watching.

... Don't mind me.
 
2021-01-13 12:43:58 AM  
 
2021-01-13 12:44:13 AM  
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2021-01-13 12:44:21 AM  

DOCTORD000M: Guess I'll just keep posting this then
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2021-01-13 12:44:29 AM  
Remember how certain we were the Malheur misfits would go to prison?

Don't count your chicks before they're in the wood chipper.
 
2021-01-13 12:44:58 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Gyrfalcon: "But---how do they keep FINDING us?!?"

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And be sure to use a camera to take those photos, and turn off your @#$% phone.
 
2021-01-13 12:45:02 AM  
We really need a better term for these guys.  "Trumpers" and "Trumpists" aren't very good.  How about "Magalomaniacs"?
 
2021-01-13 12:46:06 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Remember how certain we were the Malheur misfits would go to prison?

Don't count your chicks before they're in the wood chipper.


Something's a little different this time...I can't quite put my finger on it...
 
2021-01-13 12:46:29 AM  

Mike_LowELL: tfw when you support unchecked economic growth and then that economic growth leads to technological implements where the government can crowdsource the participants in your uprising with the help of a global communications apparatus where the entire country bands together to identify the perpetrators like it is some kind of videogame

i support using technology to crush my enemies until i am the enemy


Or a TV show.
 
2021-01-13 12:49:56 AM  

namegoeshere: mofa: Almost all were likely carrying their personal transponders with them.

Yep.

https://gizmodo.com/parler-users-breac​hed-deep-inside-u-s-capitol-building-1​846042905/amp?__twitter_impression=tru​e&fbclid=IwAR23BQ0kv04y8PBWYYVAw6-mVg7​iYX6BX5zuZ7HBP_xUCwHoR5htQEsWerM

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And just think.  If the police had made a hard perimeter, we wouldn't have this level of evidence.  It would not be possible to tell who was just planning on standing there shouting (legal) and who was down with trespassing on Federal property (illegal)

It's like reverse Sun Tzu.  Where it appeared weak, it was actually strong-just with a delayed action.
 
2021-01-13 12:50:44 AM  

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Nonsense. That's quite clearly an Antifa crisis actor. It might even be a real actor. Is that Josh Brolin?
 
2021-01-13 12:51:21 AM  

desertgeek: There's a Congresswoman saying that some Republican reps were showing some of the rioters around the Capital the day before.


That's a pop in the ole kisser...fuhuuck me
 
2021-01-13 12:51:40 AM  
Considering how close we came to having Congress members and staffers kidnapped, injured, or killed, I'm really hoping sons of these insurrectionists flip and start naming names and explaining the whole story. There appears to be some organized elements of this that haven't been fully disclosed yet.
 
2021-01-13 12:51:44 AM  
are they going to put them all in special camps?
 
2021-01-13 12:52:43 AM  
The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
 
2021-01-13 12:52:51 AM  

bluorangefyre: hubiestubert: Good.

Now let's get their organizers and their Worm in Chief.

Nice Wall reference.

This should make the FBI's job of arresting folks much easier.  Then the question becomes, "Supermax, Leavenworth, Gitmo, or Bikini Atoll?"


The last 4 years has basically like living The Wall.
 
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