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(PennLive)   Trainer convicted of drugging racehorses may end up as Bill Cosby's cell mate. Hay hay hay   (pennlive.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Appeal, Law, Murray Rojas' arguments, panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals, Horse racing, United States, 3rd Circuit, federal appeals  
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1292 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2021 at 5:50 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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TWX [TotalFark]
2021-01-12 5:22:57 PM  
To the same end?!
 
2021-01-12 5:51:25 PM  
hey hey hey was also used by the clown from What's Happening.

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2021-01-12 5:51:54 PM  
Not to victim blame but I keep telling these horse animals NOT to go to anybody's hotel room for a "midnight strategy meeting".
 
2021-01-12 5:52:01 PM  
Nice one Subby.  A Saturday morning throwback.
 
2021-01-12 5:52:09 PM  
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2021-01-12 5:53:43 PM  
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2021-01-12 5:54:10 PM  
It's going to be like one of those sit-com scenes where two sisters are fighting for the mirror,
except with needles.
 
2021-01-12 5:55:04 PM  
Headline of the Month, anyway, because the pun works perfectly.
 
2021-01-12 5:57:21 PM  

SBinRR: Nice one Subby.  A Saturday morning throwback.


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2021-01-12 5:58:39 PM  
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Just don't eat any Jello he offers you.
 
2021-01-12 5:59:05 PM  
Ole' Rainbow Hee Haw' is up for an immaculate unfortunate pointer
 
2021-01-12 5:59:18 PM  
So they've got that in common, which will be nice.

/done in one by TWX
 
2021-01-12 5:59:35 PM  
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We're gonna have a roofie party tonight!
 
2021-01-12 6:02:09 PM  
Not that I know anything about this, but I wouldn't think drugs are necessary for horse rape.
 
2021-01-12 6:03:08 PM  
Prisons are coed now?
 
2021-01-12 6:03:19 PM  
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2021-01-12 6:03:48 PM  

steklo: hey hey hey was also used by the clown from What's Happening.

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Fred Berry as Rerun.
 
2021-01-12 6:17:07 PM  
Thought it was going to Baffert.
 
2021-01-12 6:19:54 PM  
Steroidal anti-inflammatory, like dexamethasone, everyone uses them and they are actually good for athletes health when properly administered. Typically discontinued a week before a race. She was stupid doing. The sentence is a bit stupid too though. Mostly a chance for the prosecutor to gain career advancement at the expensive of a person's life.
 
2021-01-12 6:20:05 PM  
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... is on the case
 
2021-01-12 6:24:35 PM  
"the 3rd Circuit rejected Murray Rojas' arguments"

I bet her face was Red.
 
2021-01-12 6:28:12 PM  

Cucullen: Steroidal anti-inflammatory, like dexamethasone, everyone uses them and they are actually good for athletes health when properly administered. Typically discontinued a week before a race. She was stupid doing. The sentence is a bit stupid too though. Mostly a chance for the prosecutor to gain career advancement at the expensive of a person's life.


She messed with rich people's money, that's a jailing.
 
2021-01-12 6:28:22 PM  

Cucullen: Steroidal anti-inflammatory, like dexamethasone, everyone uses them and they are actually good for athletes health when properly administered. Typically discontinued a week before a race. She was stupid doing. The sentence is a bit stupid too though. Mostly a chance for the prosecutor to gain career advancement at the expensive of a person's life.


Not even a week.
The laws stipulate that NO drugs should be administered before 24 hours of a race.
She broke that rule.

Also, if I was in her situation and heard the name of the judge, I'd just pull my plea.
FTA:
"Senior Judge Sylvia H. Rambo imposed Rojas' 27-month prison sentence in May 2019."
 
2021-01-12 6:30:44 PM  
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2021-01-12 7:01:02 PM  
Nice one subby.
 
2021-01-12 7:54:14 PM  
They can trade notes on drugging thoroughbreds...
 
2021-01-12 9:17:20 PM  
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2021-01-12 9:29:37 PM  
Interesting strategy, but if I were the judge, I'd ask her if she really wants to risk a new trial and much longer sentences. Any DA having to re-try those cases would have gone for max sentences.

3 years for fixing races? And she never wondered if some nasty dudes from Philly might have their money on other horses? She might want to STAY in prison.
 
2021-01-13 7:16:03 AM  
Now do another race track. TEN trainers and vets in this one story.
 
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