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(TC Palm)   Guys, when trying to impress the ladies, do you: a.) show up for a date on foot, b.) steal an electric golf cart to leave, c.) get arrested when golf cart battery dies, d.) all of the above   (tcpalm.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Vero Beach, Florida, Indian River County, Florida, 18-year-old man, Indian River County sheriff's deputy, 15-year-old boy, INDIAN RIVER COUNTY, Orchid Island, Florida, golf carts  
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1909 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2021 at 6:35 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-12 6:24:14 PM  
Floridariffic
 
2021-01-12 6:37:36 PM  
I take my trousers off
 
2021-01-12 6:40:11 PM  
Stole three golf carts.  This tells me that golf carts are plentiful but poorly maintained or guarded in Florida.
 
2021-01-12 6:40:12 PM  
You forgot:  "Show up drunk", subby.
 
2021-01-12 6:41:26 PM  
I clicked for the golf cart story, then I saw the link halfway down:

More: Adult dancer 'Strawberry' fights other dancers in apparent donnybrook

My attention was diverted.
 
2021-01-12 6:42:05 PM  
If the golf cart batteries die I'm definitely whipping my pants off and trying to salvage the situation.
 
2021-01-12 6:43:42 PM  
Dick pics. Chicks love dick pics.
 
2021-01-12 6:46:17 PM  

El_Dan: If the golf cart batteries die I'm definitely whipping my pants off and trying to salvage the situation.


That is nothow you recharge a golf cart battery.
 
2021-01-12 6:46:50 PM  
Were their names Ricky and Bubbles?
 
2021-01-12 6:58:06 PM  

SBinRR: I clicked for the golf cart story, then I saw the link halfway down:

More: Adult dancer 'Strawberry' fights other dancers in apparent donnybrook

My attention was diverted.


I think Strawberry Donnybrook is playing Coachella next year.
 
2021-01-12 7:05:16 PM  
Difficulty: No Peachtree City
 
2021-01-12 7:06:20 PM  
e) show up naked with a hidden stash of cocaine.
 
2021-01-12 7:08:29 PM  
I laughed for about 5 min straight after I read the "About 1 a.m. they were in a verbal altercation with their friend, who reportedly thought they were "lame" and then "escorted" them from the residence" part.
 
2021-01-12 7:12:05 PM  
The new Grand Theft Auto sounds disappointing.
 
2021-01-12 7:26:12 PM  

Cormee: I take my trousers off


Then  put on my robe and wizard hat
 
2021-01-12 7:26:55 PM  
Trick question. The answer is E) Florida.
 
2021-01-12 7:28:42 PM  
 
2021-01-12 7:36:24 PM  
Subby, you don't need both a period AND a parenthesis when making lettered or numbered lists.
 
2021-01-12 7:39:22 PM  
Florida Man gotta be Florida Man.
 
2021-01-12 7:50:50 PM  
LOL, that story could have been about me 35 years ago in Vero Beach.
 
2021-01-12 7:53:40 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks these kinds of multiple choices need 6 options, so they can end with "Florida) all of the above"?
 
2021-01-12 7:56:05 PM  
a.) show up for a date on foot

Way to shame someone for using public transportation, jerkmitter.
 
2021-01-12 8:01:17 PM  

sjmcc13: Am I the only one who thinks these kinds of multiple choices need 6 options, so they can end with "Florida) all of the above"?


No, you are not, but this guy is one of the reasons we have the Florida tag.
 
2021-01-12 8:23:55 PM  
DTRFA
Did the bird have a good time?
 
2021-01-12 8:26:07 PM  
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2021-01-12 8:29:24 PM  

sjmcc13: Am I the only one who thinks these kinds of multiple choices need 6 options, so they can end with "Florida) all of the above"?


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2021-01-12 8:58:57 PM  
Impressed my gal with reading Kernigan & Ritchie at lunch break at K-mart, teaching myself C because I needed it for a job that fall.

Geek mating call, I guess.
 
2021-01-12 9:12:33 PM  
18 and getting 3 grand theft charges is no way to start adulthood, son.

I'm guessing the first cart made it about 50 yards and died. So, these 2 went back and stole *2* so that if another one died, they wouldn't have to walk back.

You'd think the owners would have hidden kill switches, or that the carts would need a key. If I were the Public Defender, I'd claim those carts were "attractive nuisances" and just begging to be stolen, along with "the brain isn't fully mature until 25". Might get probation with that defense!
 
2021-01-12 9:17:24 PM  
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2021-01-12 9:25:04 PM  

abhorrent1: Dick pics. Chicks love dick pics.


I enjoy UBIE, so clearly ladies enjoy UWIE...r-right?
 
2021-01-12 10:05:01 PM  

Cafe Threads: Subby, you don't need both a period AND a parenthesis when making lettered or numbered lists.


Subby was just making sure. Or they are also from Florida.
 
2021-01-12 10:08:00 PM  
I mean...It IS impressive...
 
2021-01-12 10:46:04 PM  

SBinRR: I clicked for the golf cart story, then I saw the link halfway down:

More: Adult dancer 'Strawberry' fights other dancers in apparent donnybrook

My attention was diverted.


Didn't the stripper story appear on Fark about a week and half ago...or was that a different variety of berry named stripper. Once you get past Destiny and Brandy, I get confused.
 
2021-01-13 6:42:21 AM  
classy
 
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