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2021-01-11 1:02:00 PM  
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2021-01-11 1:17:30 PM  
Indirect assassination through induced biological warfare, nice.
 
2021-01-11 1:18:08 PM  
Guess thier back up plan to kill democrats is starting out better then the riot.
 
2021-01-11 1:18:20 PM  
So the back up plan worked as intended.  If physical violence doesn't work, insist on biological terrorism.
 
2021-01-11 1:18:38 PM  
I hope this puts paid to the notion that Republicans in Congress don't really believe this dumb antimask bullshiat.

They absolutely believe it and demonstrated that while hiding from their fellow antimaskers.
 
2021-01-11 1:19:16 PM  
I say criminal charges for those who went maskless and exposed her.

/or a whack with a big stick
 
2021-01-11 1:19:54 PM  

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It would be nice if she could sue those (ir)responsible in civil court. I hope she makes a full recovery.
 
2021-01-11 1:20:30 PM  

bthom37: I hope this puts paid to the notion that Republicans in Congress don't really believe this dumb antimask bullshiat.

They absolutely believe it and demonstrated that while hiding from their fellow antimaskers.


"But that one mayor from California went to eat at a restaurant, so I guess I don't have to follow orders either!!" -People who are regularly dying, for some reason
 
2021-01-11 1:20:44 PM  

bthom37: I hope this puts paid to the notion that Republicans in Congress don't really believe this dumb antimask bullshiat.

They absolutely believe it and demonstrated that while hiding from their fellow antimaskers.



I think the anti-mask senators don't actually believe it, and it's entirely performative.

The House however, is filled with dozens of slackjawed cum-weasels, who likely do believe that nonsense.
 
2021-01-11 1:21:41 PM  

joaquin closet: I say criminal charges for those who went maskless and exposed her.

/or a whack with a big stick


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2021-01-11 1:22:49 PM  
Rep. Coleman is a 75-year-old cancer survivor. Remember that the next time you see the video of those smug Republican lawmakers refusing to put on masks. https://t.co/vWjlLCSNih

- Aaron (@BobbyBigWheel) January 11, 2021
 
2021-01-11 1:23:03 PM  
They have so many rules about dress codes, behavior etc. Can't they force them to wear masks?
 
2021-01-11 1:23:54 PM  

Bungles: I think the anti-mask senators don't actually believe it, and it's entirely performative.


I still want to know why Nancy didn't call out the crippled guy for not wearing a mask during the vote. Were we supposed to have sympathy for him?

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2021-01-11 1:24:00 PM  
The morons on tape refusing to mask should be expelled from the House immediately.
 
2021-01-11 1:24:24 PM  
Right. So now, just being forced to be in the vicinity of a GOPerson can be a bio-threat?
 
2021-01-11 1:24:30 PM  
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2021-01-11 1:24:41 PM  

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It would be nice if she could sue those (ir)responsible in civil court. I hope she makes a full recovery.


I would think it is spectacularly difficult to prove where someone got COVID.
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2021-01-11 1:25:56 PM  
And none of the motherfarkers she was holed up with will catch it because she had the decency to wear a mask.
 
2021-01-11 1:26:21 PM  
Probably got it from the pregame orgies.
 
2021-01-11 1:26:32 PM  

joaquin closet: I say criminal charges for those who went maskless and exposed her.

/or a whack with a big stick


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2021-01-11 1:27:06 PM  
The eventual bodycount from 'rona infections spread at the Capitol insurrection on January 6th will likely exceed the death toll of 9/11. Obviously that really sucks for the people who were only doing their jobs and got caught up in the collateral damage. Its like The Onion wasn't joking when they wrote about ISIS/Al Queda just sitting back and watching the US destroy itself.
 
2021-01-11 1:27:15 PM  

WithinReason: Guess thier back up plan to kill democrats is starting out better then the riot.


It is a novel strategy for retaking control of Congress.
 
2021-01-11 1:27:32 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Bungles: I think the anti-mask senators don't actually believe it, and it's entirely performative.

I still want to know why Nancy didn't call out the crippled guy for not wearing a mask during the vote. Were we supposed to have sympathy for him?

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No one should push Wheels here down the stairs.

I will shed no tears if he winds up rolling down them himself.
 
2021-01-11 1:27:37 PM  
It's probably too soon to show results, so don't relax.
 
2021-01-11 1:29:31 PM  

bthom37: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Bungles: I think the anti-mask senators don't actually believe it, and it's entirely performative.

I still want to know why Nancy didn't call out the crippled guy for not wearing a mask during the vote. Were we supposed to have sympathy for him?

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No one should push Wheels here down the stairs.

I will shed no tears if he winds up rolling down them himself.


Ram a stick in his spokes.

But only because he is sitting on his ass so you can ram it up there.
 
2021-01-11 1:29:56 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: And none of the motherfarkers she was holed up with will catch it because she had the decency to wear a mask.


The implication is that she got it from them.  Have to find a scapegoat.
 
2021-01-11 1:29:56 PM  

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That almost looks real...I hope that it's real.
 
2021-01-11 1:30:04 PM  
Congress going back in to hash out the remaining of the results after the rioters were cleared was a total risk.
 
2021-01-11 1:30:26 PM  
I am so shocked the combination of no mask and heavy breathing from running slash fear most likely means it spread far and wide.
 
2021-01-11 1:30:29 PM  

Sabreace22: Indirect assassination through induced biological warfare, nice.


There's a photo in the lockdown area if the anti-maskers. They have a wonderful smirk on their face as they refuse.

Criminal negligence is on the books for a reason. Use it.
 
2021-01-11 1:30:30 PM  

UltimaCS: bthom37: I hope this puts paid to the notion that Republicans in Congress don't really believe this dumb antimask bullshiat.

They absolutely believe it and demonstrated that while hiding from their fellow antimaskers.

"But that one mayor governor from California went to eat at a restaurant, so I guess I don't have to follow orders either!!" -People who are regularly dying, for some reason


FTFY
 
2021-01-11 1:30:51 PM  
Any word on how Luke Letlow's swearing in ceremony went yesterday? *cough*
 
2021-01-11 1:31:23 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Bungles: I think the anti-mask senators don't actually believe it, and it's entirely performative.

I still want to know why Nancy didn't call out the crippled guy for not wearing a mask during the vote. Were we supposed to have sympathy for him?

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Wheelchair aside, that particular gentleman is an astonishing c*nt.
 
2021-01-11 1:32:22 PM  
Out the little shiats by name.
 
2021-01-11 1:32:35 PM  

UltimaCS: bthom37: I hope this puts paid to the notion that Republicans in Congress don't really believe this dumb antimask bullshiat.

They absolutely believe it and demonstrated that while hiding from their fellow antimaskers.

"But that one mayor from California went to eat at a restaurant, so I guess I don't have to follow orders either!!" -People who are regularly dying, for some reason


Its called "god's will". They died from god's will. A scapegoat for everything from the party of personal responsibility courtesy of a death cult.
 
2021-01-11 1:33:04 PM  

bthom37: No one should push Wheels here down the stairs.


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2021-01-11 1:33:15 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Farkin_Crazy: And none of the motherfarkers she was holed up with will catch it because she had the decency to wear a mask.

The implication is that she got it from them.  Have to find a scapegoat.


Yes, bravo, that's the "implication." That she caught it from one of the dozens of Republican sh*t heads who continue to refuse to wear a mask.
 
2021-01-11 1:33:37 PM  

bigbadideasinaction: There's a photo in the lockdown area if the anti-maskers. They have a wonderful smirk on their face as they refuse.


Theres video. The arrogant looks on their faces is disgusting...

Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Oklahoma Rep. Markwayne Mullin, Arizona Rep. Andy Biggs, Pennsylvania Rep. Scott Perry, Texas Rep. Michael Cloud and California Rep. Doug LaMalfa were captured unmasked and gathered closely together. They all refused the masks.
 
2021-01-11 1:33:45 PM  
Here are some of the Republican sickos
Punchbowl Midday: January 8, 2021
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2021-01-11 1:33:52 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Farkin_Crazy: And none of the motherfarkers she was holed up with will catch it because she had the decency to wear a mask.

The implication is that she got it from them.  Have to find a scapegoat.


I said nothing of who she got it from.

My point was, she likely spared them if she's positive. They don't carry that responsibility gene.
 
2021-01-11 1:34:09 PM  

WithinReason: joaquin closet: I say criminal charges for those who went maskless and exposed her.

/or a whack with a big stick

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Getting a little sick of this naysaying, even if it's dressed up nicely just saying.
 
2021-01-11 1:35:06 PM  
Well, republican lawmakers did refuse masks when offered during the lockdown.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo​r​ld/americas/us-election-2020/republica​n-lawmakers-masks-capitol-riot-lockdow​n-b1784713.html

Was this so the insurgents could distinguish who to shoot?  Were they told this ahead of time?  Did trump tell them this when he was calling them?

In any event, its as likely she received covid from one of her "colleagues" as it is she got it from the red hat society.
 
2021-01-11 1:35:31 PM  
Not sure if he was wearing a mask or not (most likely not) but Jake LaTurner, from Kansas, tested positive on Thursday morning, and he was in the bunkers with the others, so he could be a source
 
2021-01-11 1:35:48 PM  

bigbadideasinaction: Sabreace22: Indirect assassination through induced biological warfare, nice.

There's a photo in the lockdown area if the anti-maskers. They have a wonderful smirk on their face as they refuse.

Criminal negligence is on the books for a reason. Use it.



In this case you can also perform an investigation and identity the guilty party.  Everyone's virus infection has tiny mutation differences.  A total COVID test sweep of the House and full sequencing would identify the donor.
 
2021-01-11 1:37:10 PM  
Come on down, collect your stupid prize.
 
2021-01-11 1:37:24 PM  

Pinko_Commie: Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Oklahoma Rep. Markwayne Mullin, Arizona Rep. Andy Biggs, Pennsylvania Rep. Scott Perry, Texas Rep. Michael Cloud and California Rep. Doug LaMalfa were captured unmasked and gathered closely together. They all refused the masks.


The correct response would have been to shove the Republican assholes out the door so they could have the chance to address their constituents as they roamed the halls in costumes and looted America's Capitol.

STOP GIVING THESE PLAGUE RATS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
 
2021-01-11 1:38:28 PM  
I was watching the fiasco on TV and got covid, like 20 seconds later.  Thanks TRUMP!
 
2021-01-11 1:38:38 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Jeebus Saves: Farkin_Crazy: And none of the motherfarkers she was holed up with will catch it because she had the decency to wear a mask.

The implication is that she got it from them.  Have to find a scapegoat.

Yes, bravo, that's the "implication." That she caught it from one of the dozens of Republican sh*t heads who continue to refuse to wear a mask.


I mentioned Republican congressmen explicitly when I submitted this, but they upgraded my headline to "Dumbest Insurrection".
 
2021-01-11 1:38:45 PM  
I favor full sequencing of the virus in in all those infected. This can provide pretty good forensic evidence of who was the source of the infection. If it traces back to one of the maskless buffoons, they might even be criminally liable.
 
2021-01-11 1:38:51 PM  

SmithHiller: Here are some of the Republican sickos
[YouTube video: Punchbowl Midday: January 8, 2021]


Of farking course MTG is right in the farking middle. God I hope redistricting farks her.
 
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