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(Reuters)   In typical British understatement, London's mayor declares a "major incident" over the current lack of hospital beds due to covid. Next up: "an issue," which roughly translates to "THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US, PEOPLE. HEAD TO THE WINCHESTER "   (reuters.com) divider line
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2021-01-08 9:34:08 PM  
But, is London at alert level 'What's all this, then?"
 
2021-01-08 9:35:29 PM  
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2021-01-08 9:36:29 PM  
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2021-01-08 9:39:21 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: But, is London at alert level 'What's all this, then?"


I think next is "A spot of trouble."
 
2021-01-08 9:43:56 PM  
The Troubles.
 
2021-01-08 9:50:51 PM  
so, a mash-up of Threads and 28 Days Later then?
 
2021-01-08 9:50:54 PM  
I think I'll just pop out to the garden shed for a quick round or two of Tekken instead.
 
2021-01-08 10:03:15 PM  
just make more beds...how hard is this ???
 
2021-01-08 10:03:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: RoyFokker'sGhost: But, is London at alert level 'What's all this, then?"

I think next is "A spot of trouble."


Hmmm....

The UK Alert Level System (lowest to hghest)

An Incident
A Spot of Trouble
What's All This, Then?
Well, That's Concerning
Oh, Bother
 
2021-01-08 10:14:59 PM  
I'm sure Britain's EU neighbors would be more than happy to lend a hand.

/oh wait...
 
2021-01-08 10:18:32 PM  
WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA
 
2021-01-08 10:29:53 PM  
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent issues and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

Events have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's Get the Bastards."They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
 
2021-01-08 10:30:06 PM  
Um, 350 million pounds Sterling should have enabled millions of beds to be built by now.
 
2021-01-08 10:37:08 PM  
Meh natural immunity! I mean, it works! Thats what Sweden and Trump told me!
 
2021-01-08 10:42:56 PM  

Gooch: Um, 350 million pounds Sterling should have enabled millions of beds to be built by now.


Without trained staff to support them, beds are just beds. People have those at home.
 
2021-01-08 10:49:17 PM  
Kill the Queen!

/please don't ban me
 
2021-01-08 10:49:32 PM  
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2021-01-08 10:58:36 PM  
Gentlemen...

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2021-01-08 11:50:42 PM  
My god. If this dust-up continues, there could be a real conundrum....
 
2021-01-09 12:16:05 AM  
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2021-01-09 1:42:54 AM  

WhippingBoi: I'm sure Britain's EU neighbors would be more than happy to lend a hand.

/oh wait...


Given how many european nations immediatelt started sabotaging Britain the moment we left, I think we're better off without their 'help'.

Also, London voted 75% in favour of Remain.

I'm guessing you blame DC for voting Trump and inviting the Koup Klux Klan.
 
2021-01-09 2:35:13 AM  
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And I for one welcome our new zombie overlords.
 
2021-01-09 3:56:41 AM  
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