Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(BBC)   Woman attempts Dry January and fails on Day 2. Bet she's really pissed drunk befuddled sloshed stewed tanked plastered juiced wasted groggy inebriated three sheets to the wind tight under the influence under the table turped blotto smashed munted   (bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fail, Alcoholic beverage, Dry January, number of people, days alcohol-free, bottles of wine, A Great Way to Care, new triggers, free app  
•       •       •

1965 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2021 at 9:05 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



54 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2021-01-08 8:09:30 AM  
Your liver has adapted to millions of years of low levels of alcohol.. A drink or three a day isn't the worst thing you can do and it's fun. Getting torpedoed alone every night is not a good idea.
 
2021-01-08 8:25:09 AM  
Fully Krausened.
 
2021-01-08 8:59:46 AM  
I made it to the 6th...
 
2021-01-08 9:07:11 AM  
Haha, 'munted'.

Excellent.
 
2021-01-08 9:07:38 AM  
You forgot "tied one on", subby. You fail.

/j/k headline made me chuckle.
 
2021-01-08 9:08:56 AM  
The wife and I are doing Dry January this year, and so far so good.  I think my sleep pattern is starting to normalize.  The first few nights were not so good for sleep.

Btw, I did this last year (August 27th through October 4th) for medical reasons.
 
2021-01-08 9:11:58 AM  
If you can't go one day without alcohol you probably need treatment for addiction
 
2021-01-08 9:12:05 AM  
Dry January has been a biatch this year.
 
2021-01-08 9:13:01 AM  
Don't forget 'wankered'
 
2021-01-08 9:13:14 AM  
Kippered, mashed, smashed...

Completely geschtonkenflapped
 
2021-01-08 9:13:49 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-01-08 9:16:16 AM  
I never could tell the difference between drying out and being too lazy to restock.
 
2021-01-08 9:17:52 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: I made it to the 6th...


Still time for a 5th. . .
 
2021-01-08 9:17:52 AM  
I do "Dry January" every year, but it's not really that big of a deal if you already don't drink during the week. The only downside is that it makes the weekends seem less important somehow. I just find myself going to bed at a reasonable time on the weekends and getting up early like I do during the week. Easy to do when it's dark at farking 4:30PM.
 
2021-01-08 9:19:38 AM  
I made through Wednesday so I think I may be good for the month.  Actually shooting for longer since my decision had nothing to do with a dry January.
 
2021-01-08 9:21:11 AM  

dstanley: Fully Krausened.


i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
2021-01-08 9:21:50 AM  
So, you take the coldest, bleakest, 31-daysiest  month of the year...and that's the one without booze.

Bugger that. Dry April, we can talk about.
 
2021-01-08 9:22:12 AM  
Don't forget, dry January only starts if there's a day *hic* one.
 
2021-01-08 9:22:15 AM  
Made it to the 5th, and daily exercise until the 7th.
 
2021-01-08 9:22:27 AM  

moothemagiccow: If you can't go one day without alcohol you probably need treatment for addiction


No probably with this woman. She's an alcoholic.
 
2021-01-08 9:22:32 AM  
More sheets in the wind than a Macy's' white sale
 
2021-01-08 9:23:02 AM  
Maybe 1 or 2 beers during the day. One healthy bourbon late in the evening.
 
2021-01-08 9:25:15 AM  
🎵🎵 Love and joy come to you,
And to you your Wassell too;
And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year
And God send you a Happy New Year.🎵🎵
 
2021-01-08 9:25:19 AM  

Gulper Eel: So, you take the coldest, bleakest, 31-daysiest  month of the year...and that's the one without booze.

Bugger that. Dry April, we can talk about.


Ah yes, because that first sunny April day where it hits 20C and your mates are all sitting outside at the pub is the day where your resolve is going to be strongest?
 
2021-01-08 9:30:30 AM  
Munted?
 
2021-01-08 9:31:11 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-01-08 9:32:41 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-01-08 9:35:15 AM  
...have a drink just to remember the good times we had...

Traditionally, we hairless chimps drink to forget, but that works too, I suppose.

I'm not judging; sometimes things hurt so much that drugs are required; and in most parts of this world, alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine are all that are available.
 
2021-01-08 9:42:24 AM  
Blitzed and Sh*tfaced. Like a sloppy cover of Dazed & Confused.
 
2021-01-08 9:45:54 AM  
I only had one drink in 2020, you drunks are pathetic.

*takes long drag from blunt*
 
2021-01-08 9:48:51 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: I made it to the 6th...


I wasn't trying for a dry January, but I needed a stiff one or two that evening. I fell asleep watching Congress after they were back in session.
 
2021-01-08 9:52:02 AM  

loki see loki do: Munted?


Round my way we used munted / munter for stoned / stoner rather than pissed.
 
2021-01-08 9:52:22 AM  
Just gives you an excuse to drink more in Februweary.
 
2021-01-08 9:54:10 AM  
i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
2021-01-08 10:00:13 AM  
Rosé, Vodka Chaser is my mommy a cappella band name.
 
2021-01-08 10:03:00 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: I made it to the 6th...


I was thinking that a lot of Americans probably stopped on the 6th.
 
2021-01-08 10:07:42 AM  
Coke is still ok, right. Oh and and and and
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-01-08 10:10:59 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: I made it to the 6th...


As did I. Needed a drink after that shiat. Going to keep going until the 20th and then raise a glass.
 
2021-01-08 10:12:32 AM  

Shaggy_C: Gulper Eel: So, you take the coldest, bleakest, 31-daysiest  month of the year...and that's the one without booze.

Bugger that. Dry April, we can talk about.

Ah yes, because that first sunny April day where it hits 20C and your mates are all sitting outside at the pub is the day where your resolve is going to be strongest?


Not a problem here in the northeast where spring consists of four weeks of rain followed by wind and brush fires, then four more weeks of rain, then The Pollening, then on one day in late May the temperature jumps from 40 to 90 and stays there until Labor Day, and your crotch feels like there's sous vide going on down there.

April might as well be called March II: Electric Boogaloo.
 
2021-01-08 10:13:32 AM  
Fawlty Towers: Kurt is drunk
Youtube djsFh-6DySg
 
2021-01-08 10:13:38 AM  
A Fawlty Tower's reference after reading the headline: "Duck's off!"
 
2021-01-08 10:47:50 AM  
We're doing well with dry January but I won't lie, Wednesday we were very tempted. Watching coups unfold and drinking alcohol seem like they would go so well together.
 
2021-01-08 10:54:22 AM  
Yeah, so it turns out that this January is "Give Dean Martin a Run for His Money January", or it will be at least until the 21st.  If the goddamn country is going to end, I for one am going to face it like a proper classy man.
 
2021-01-08 10:55:43 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Your liver has adapted to millions of years of low levels of alcohol.. A drink or three a day isn't the worst thing you can do and it's fun. Getting torpedoed alone every night is not a good idea.


You're not the boss of me!
 
2021-01-08 10:57:13 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-01-08 11:04:25 AM  
Hell, I just wanted to get through the week dry but then Wednesday
 
2021-01-08 11:11:01 AM  

geekbikerskum: [i.pinimg.com image 850x875]


Does Justice Kavanaugh know you stole his shirt?
 
2021-01-08 11:27:03 AM  

zerkalo: geekbikerskum: [i.pinimg.com image 850x875]

Does Justice Kavanaugh know you stole his shirt?


Not mine, but I do remember seeing those around, back in the 80s.  IIRC they also had a list of synonyms/expressions for vomiting on the back.
 
2021-01-08 1:29:01 PM  
Church basements will be packed later this year.
 
2021-01-08 1:59:51 PM  
I made it until the 6th, I think I will start again after the inauguration as I suspect there will be a few more "events" between now and then.
 
Displayed 50 of 54 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.