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(UPI)   If you ever wanted to own KITT now is your chance. In other news, David Hasselhoff owns KITT   (upi.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, David Hasselhoff, customized Pontiac Firebird Trans Am, KITT, 1980s series Knight Rider, wide range, reserve price, Lot winner, end Jan.  
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2021-01-08 8:34:26 AM  
Knight Rider for 8 cellos
Youtube eYf595EJAc4
 
2021-01-08 8:38:26 AM  
I want Goliath
 
2021-01-08 8:39:03 AM  
Knight Rider Intro theme by @banjoguyollie
Youtube O4bmWPM_LWU
 
2021-01-08 8:42:19 AM  
Does it come with the support 18-wheeler?
 
2021-01-08 8:44:38 AM  
If you don't mind Leno, this isn't bad
1982 KITT From "Knight Rider" - Jay Leno's Garage
Youtube 3YKtQrYNKPg
 
2021-01-08 8:46:01 AM  
a 14-foot model of Hasselhoff's body used in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.


What? I don't even...

...why would a cartoon need a 14-foot model of anything?

/didn't see the SBSP movie obviously
 
2021-01-08 8:49:19 AM  
The next best thing.

KITT Voice | TomTom
 
2021-01-08 8:49:45 AM  
Those cloth seats have endured a fair number of drunken Hoffsharts over the years, I'm sure.
 
2021-01-08 8:49:46 AM  
So what is KITT's game of chicken record? He won against K.A.R.R. He lost against Goliath. There isn't a foam block wall that he hasn't crashed through.
 
2021-01-08 8:51:02 AM  
Ugh, that car has to reek of cheeseburgers and shame.
 
2021-01-08 8:53:18 AM  
KITT More rock Less talk
 
2021-01-08 8:53:45 AM  
Mmm... The hoff and I are buddies... We met in college. He has to sell it because he lost a bet woth me on who is better, Kirk or Picard. What he doesn't know... Is that I'm the buyer!
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/You stho heard that in histh voishe!
//And that slasthie in Billy Quizboyths!
 
2021-01-08 8:56:49 AM  

Christian Bale: a 14-foot model of Hasselhoff's body used in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.


What? I don't even...

...why would a cartoon need a 14-foot model of anything?

/didn't see the SBSP movie obviously


At last!!! My plans for a spongebob / Knight Rider key west themed bar will finally come to fruition!

A shadowy place where you can get margaritas from a pineapple man who does not exist.
 
2021-01-08 8:58:12 AM  
So there was just one KITT car, huh? Not likely. Everyone knows that these action car shows from the 80s have a couple dozen identical cars, not just one.
 
2021-01-08 9:01:15 AM  

MattyBlast: So there was just one KITT car, huh? Not likely. Everyone knows that these action car shows from the 80s have a couple dozen identical cars, not just one.


I think there is one at each of the universal studios theme parks
 
2021-01-08 9:02:47 AM  

sirrerun: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/eYf595EJ​Ac4]


Ok, that lady is pretty awesome. I did not know I needed to hear that, on to Star Wars.
 
2021-01-08 9:04:17 AM  

ar393: MattyBlast: So there was just one KITT car, huh? Not likely. Everyone knows that these action car shows from the 80s have a couple dozen identical cars, not just one.

I think there is one at each of the universal studios theme parks


The DeLorean (and the train from BttF 3) is at Universal Florida, never seen KITT there.
 
2021-01-08 9:05:14 AM  
My opinion of the Hof went way up with his appearance in the second Piranha movie.
 
2021-01-08 9:14:27 AM  
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Yeah, I guess that would be a nice Mustang to have. But why is Hasselhoff selling a Trans Am? That wasn't in the show.
 
2021-01-08 9:15:10 AM  

Christian Bale: a 14-foot model of Hasselhoff's body used in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.


What? I don't even...

...why would a cartoon need a 14-foot model of anything?

/didn't see the SBSP movie obviously


It was a live action movie combining actors with animated pieces.
 
2021-01-08 9:19:17 AM  

MythDragon: [i.pinimg.com image 574x800]
Yeah, I guess that would be a nice Mustang to have. But why is Hasselhoff selling a Trans Am? That wasn't in the show.


Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.
 
2021-01-08 9:21:31 AM  

PerpetualPeristalsis: Those cloth seats have endured a fair number of drunken Hoffsharts over the years, I'm sure.


Jesus...an old cheeseburger in the glove compartment?
 
2021-01-08 9:26:50 AM  
I have not yet reached the level of fame where I can auction off bits of memorabilia for hundreds of times their intrinsic value whenever I need some cash.

Right now the best I am going to do is put some dual lands in eBay with no reserve.

I should eat more cheeseburgers whilst blotto.
 
DVD
2021-01-08 9:27:26 AM  
K.I.T.T. vs K.A.R.R. vs Christine
 
2021-01-08 9:33:14 AM  
The next 21st century reboot of the series will feature a sentient Lexus named B.E.R.K., with extra logic circuitry so that it is guaranteed to be a complete a-hole to all other vehicles and pedestrians in a 175 meter radius.
 
2021-01-08 9:34:33 AM  

MattyBlast: So there was just one KITT car, huh? Not likely. Everyone knows that these action car shows from the 80s have a couple dozen identical cars, not just one.


There was only one that was sentient.
 
2021-01-08 9:34:46 AM  
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2021-01-08 9:37:10 AM  

DVD: K.I.T.T. vs K.A.R.R. vs Christine


A post Goliath game of chicken where Michael has to repair Kitt a la Christine would be awesome.

Probably too grim dark these days and the fan boys would cry.
 
2021-01-08 9:38:00 AM  
Automan car would kick Kitt's arse.
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2021-01-08 9:38:29 AM  

Christian Bale: a 14-foot model of Hasselhoff's body used in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.


What? I don't even...

...why would a cartoon need a 14-foot model of anything?

/didn't see the SBSP movie obviously


The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) Fight on David Hasselhoff / Saving Mr. Krabs
Youtube bMJX_EldCW8
 
2021-01-08 9:40:01 AM  

DVD: K.I.T.T. vs K.A.R.R. vs Christine


Lore from Star Trek driving KARR around would be hilarious and terrifying
 
2021-01-08 9:40:44 AM  

Christian Bale: a 14-foot model of Hasselhoff's body used in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.


What? I don't even...

...why would a cartoon need a 14-foot model of anything?

/didn't see the SBSP movie obviously


It was a cartoon, so they couldn't use the real 14-foot Hasselhoff.
 
2021-01-08 9:41:15 AM  

sirrerun: [YouTube video: Knight Rider for 8 cellos]


So thats what all those octomom babies are up to these days.
 
2021-01-08 9:42:52 AM  
I don't want to brag in front of you unfortunate poor's, but I just had an unexpected windfall of $600 that magically appeared in my checking account! I might have to pop over and a place a bid. I'm feeling pretty confident. Don't feel bad, not everyone can be a baller like me.
 
2021-01-08 9:44:35 AM  
I have a 2011 Ford Focus with 135,000 miles on it. I was going to junk it, but now I realize this car is invaluable. This is the actual car used by a nurse during the 2020 Pandemic! It's got tons of cheeseburger farts built right into the luxurious cloth seats. It even includes a real plastic console with AM and FM radio! Shall we start the bidding at, say, one MILLION dollars?
 
2021-01-08 9:47:46 AM  

mod3072: I don't want to brag in front of you unfortunate poor's, but I just had an unexpected windfall of $600 that magically appeared in my checking account! I might have to pop over and a place a bid. I'm feeling pretty confident. Don't feel bad, not everyone can be a baller like me.


Not everyone was poor enough to get that whole $600. However my kids provided me with enough windfall to buy the windshield wipers and one headlight of this car.
 
2021-01-08 9:49:11 AM  

mod3072: I don't want to brag in front of you unfortunate poor's, but I just had an unexpected windfall of $600 that magically appeared in my checking account! I might have to pop over and a place a bid. I'm feeling pretty confident. Don't feel bad, not everyone can be a baller like me.


Lucky Ducky!
 
2021-01-08 9:50:10 AM  

Gentlequiet: I have not yet reached the level of fame where I can auction off bits of memorabilia for hundreds of times their intrinsic value whenever I need some cash.

Right now the best I am going to do is put some dual lands in eBay with no reserve.

I should eat more cheeseburgers whilst blotto.


Cheeseburgers Whilst Blotto is the name of my Wimpy / Bluto cover band.
 
2021-01-08 9:54:19 AM  
Looks like someone needs drinking money.
 
2021-01-08 10:00:28 AM  

MythDragon: [i.pinimg.com image 574x800]
Yeah, I guess that would be a nice Mustang to have. But why is Hasselhoff selling a Trans Am? That wasn't in the show.



Wow, I had forgotten that show.. Was this the one where the car could magically transform into another Ford product?
 
2021-01-08 10:00:45 AM  
The auction needs to include a disclaimer that the car does not actually talk.
 
2021-01-08 10:08:05 AM  

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1.  Excellent cello skills.
2.  She bears a disturbing resemblance to Randy Rainbow.

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2021-01-08 10:13:35 AM  

Norwegian Squirrel: MythDragon: [i.pinimg.com image 574x800]
Yeah, I guess that would be a nice Mustang to have. But why is Hasselhoff selling a Trans Am? That wasn't in the show.


Wow, I had forgotten that show.. Was this the one where the car could magically transform into another Ford product?


Great. Now I am getting flashbacks of that Dodge Viper TV show.
 
2021-01-08 10:16:51 AM  

Christian Bale: a 14-foot model of Hasselhoff's body used in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.


What? I don't even...

...why would a cartoon need a 14-foot model of anything?

/didn't see the SBSP movie obviously


Now I want to see it.

Maybe they filmed it, and then added SpongeBob etc. digitally afterwards, like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

It sure looked popular on torrent sites.
 
2021-01-08 10:19:30 AM  
https://youtu.be/dYs_DkFIqx8

If you own K.I.T.T., you'd want K.A.A.R. as well, or your collection is embarrassing.
 
2021-01-08 10:23:04 AM  

McGrits: Norwegian Squirrel: MythDragon: [i.pinimg.com image 574x800]
Yeah, I guess that would be a nice Mustang to have. But why is Hasselhoff selling a Trans Am? That wasn't in the show.


Wow, I had forgotten that show.. Was this the one where the car could magically transform into another Ford product?

Great. Now I am getting flashbacks of that Dodge Viper TV show.


Lol, I just looked it up and somehow that commercial masquerading as a TV show got picked up for 3 more seasons after NBC rightfully canned it.

/And yet Firefly only got one season, how unjust the world is
 
2021-01-08 10:23:45 AM  
I mean I didn't know David Hasselhoff owned KITT, but if I had one guess as to who owned KITT it'd be him. IDK why you'd use "In other news David Hasselhoff owns KITT" in the headline.
 
2021-01-08 10:24:42 AM  

DVD: K.I.T.T. vs K.A.R.R. vs Christine


F/M/K?
 
2021-01-08 10:27:06 AM  

Arkanaut: DVD: K.I.T.T. vs K.A.R.R. vs Christine

F/M/K?


I think it's obvious, fark KARR, marry KITT, and kill Christine
 
2021-01-08 10:28:11 AM  
In other news, KARR has it's own Wikipedia entry, not just a subsection of the Night Ridder entry.
 
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