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2021-01-07 3:28:46 PM  
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2021-01-07 3:36:43 PM  
LMFAO

I love you Subby!
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-01-07 3:42:37 PM  
I wonder if art is going to imitate life.  I watched the show during its original run and back then they would not have been beyond a gag along these lines.
 
2021-01-07 4:02:31 PM  
That might just beat Wayne Brady's version of this as best one.
 
2021-01-07 4:58:57 PM  
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2021-01-07 5:22:57 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard!
 
2021-01-07 5:51:43 PM  
I think I saw this on the politics tab this morning.  But it's worth repeating on the main.
 
2021-01-07 5:52:49 PM  
In the original clip, there's an additional "they" in there, so whoever edited it has a very keen ear.

Funny stuff.
 
2021-01-07 5:54:32 PM  
She looks like she always eats plenty of AA batteries.
 
2021-01-07 5:54:35 PM  
Yeah we all needed that laugh today, thank you subby you are a god among mortals.
 
2021-01-07 5:54:36 PM  
This is the best thing all year.
 
2021-01-07 5:55:48 PM  
Laughing with tears in my eyes.
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wonderful. hilarious.
 
2021-01-07 5:55:59 PM  
WAYNE BRADY!
Youtube _dvZzmtU_rs
 
2021-01-07 5:56:01 PM  
WOW...now that right there is the good stuff.
 
2021-01-07 5:56:21 PM  
I loled
 
2021-01-07 5:57:02 PM  
The little whimper at the end was what got me.  No idea why.
 
2021-01-07 5:58:09 PM  
Now I want a throw back to put in this background comment from the previous R administration...

Go Fuck Yourself Mr Cheney - CNN
Youtube mIIyPeaY-fM
 
2021-01-07 5:59:27 PM  
The rarest of rare occasions: a repeat just as good the second time...
 
2021-01-07 6:00:01 PM  

LordOfThePings: This is the best thing all year.


You mean, so far?
 
2021-01-07 6:00:42 PM  
It was probably the irritant in her sinuses, but the first few times I saw the video, I thought she said, "They pushed me down and baste me". Made a weird kind of sense.
 
2021-01-07 6:01:51 PM  
Every time a right wing cries on camera an angel gets it's wings.

Make them cry much, much more.
 
2021-01-07 6:03:02 PM  
LOL, thanks, subby and Twitter dude
 
2021-01-07 6:04:02 PM  
LMAO! Thank you subby!
 
2021-01-07 6:04:57 PM  
My speakers are fritzing out - what is she saying?
 
2021-01-07 6:05:15 PM  
Still no Tweets from Ivanka, Junior, or Erik. Have they finally learned personal restraint? Or are they in hiding somewhere? Maybe trying to figure out how to flee the country? Kind of odd that none of them are speaking on behalf of their father.
 
2021-01-07 6:05:27 PM  
When meme culture borders on art.
 
2021-01-07 6:05:34 PM  
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2021-01-07 6:06:08 PM  

gilgigamesh: The little whimper at the end was what got me.  No idea why.


That and when the eyes shift to what she imagines a thousand-yard-stare looks like.
 
2021-01-07 6:07:56 PM  
you got off lucky traitor biatch
 
2021-01-07 6:08:07 PM  

LordOfThePings: This is the best thing all year.


Well, the year's like 7 days old at this point.

Plenty of time for even more insane stuff.
 
2021-01-07 6:09:02 PM  

Ragin' Asian: It was probably the irritant in her sinuses, but the first few times I saw the video, I thought she said, "They pushed me down and baste me". Made a weird kind of sense.


I mean I've seen videos like that...
 
2021-01-07 6:09:36 PM  
This is quality content. LMAO!
 
2021-01-07 6:12:49 PM  

Miss Stein: My speakers are fritzing out - what is she saying?


"They pushed me down and maced me"
 
2021-01-07 6:12:59 PM  
I LOLed.  Evilly.

The Lyft driver now is certain I'm insane.
 
2021-01-07 6:13:35 PM  

shinji3i: [Fark user image image 500x1161]


Is that an anti-mace soap, or did she really dab her eyes with an onion to fake it?
 
2021-01-07 6:15:56 PM  

Unobtanium: Miss Stein: My speakers are fritzing out - what is she saying?

"They pushed me down and maced me"


Ah.  Aaahahahaaha - thank you!
 
2021-01-07 6:16:41 PM  
I'm so glad I'm home alone. I'm laughing like a loon
 
2021-01-07 6:17:07 PM  
My son sent this to me on messenger. Had to listen a couple times but I got a nice laugh out of it. Is this the infamous Knoxville Karen I've been hearing about?
 
2021-01-07 6:17:24 PM  

NM Volunteer: shinji3i: [Fark user image image 500x1161]

Is that an anti-mace soap, or did she really dab her eyes with an onion to fake it?


She's holding her composure quite well.  I was peppersprayed as a younger man (have to get sprayed before you could carry it at an old security job), and after I got a facefull of the stingy stuff, the last thing I'd be good at is giving a coherent an thoughtful take on anything other than "dear God it burns."

I'd bet a shiny nickel on onion towel.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2021-01-07 6:19:25 PM  
I mean, even if she was maced so what? That's a pretty light penalty for sedition.
 
2021-01-07 6:22:10 PM  
Thank you for this, subby. And fark this biatch with a cactus.
 
2021-01-07 6:26:28 PM  

NM Volunteer: shinji3i: [Fark user image image 500x1161]

Is that an anti-mace soap, or did she really dab her eyes with an onion to fake it?


I am clueless when it comes to getting pepper sprayed and maced (caught just a whiff years ago...no thanks!) so I googled remedies for getting it out of your eyes.  The ONLY thing i can think of to debate it being an onion is a rag soaked in saline or antacid solution, which wouldn't make any sense to me at all since you pour that over the eyes.

Having said that, it's not hard to believe she got a face full of mace/pepper spray, but I'll be damned if that doesn't look like half an onion.

/"Maced" myself once.  For whatever reason I left a bottle of Sriracha in the fridge.  I took it out and put it on the counter.  Later I went to use it, shook the bottle, then opened the squirty top thing...near my face...and due to warming up it was pressurized and it went SPLAT.  It didn't spray much out but boy oh boy was it more than enough.
//Spent the next 5 minutes on the floor, in agony, and laughing my ass off
 
2021-01-07 6:26:33 PM  
"They pushed me out and maced me"

Hmm..

I wonder why they did that? I just can't be bothered to care about the consequences of your actions.
 
2021-01-07 6:27:19 PM  
Good idea: Putting your feet up on your desk.
Bad idea: Putting your feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk.

Good idea: Flying the Southern Cross in a BBQ restaurant.
Bad idea: Flying the Southern Cross in the US Capitol.

The End.
 
2021-01-07 6:28:25 PM  

jvl: I mean, even if she was maced so what? That's a pretty light penalty for sedition.


Nothing says she won't get charged.  I bet XRVision's phone is ringing off the hook right now (facial recognition software folks)
 
2021-01-07 6:28:57 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Good idea: Flying the Southern Cross in a BBQ restaurant.
Bad idea: Flying the Southern Cross in the US Capitol.


Great Idea.  Listening to "Southern Cross"

Crosby, Stills & Nash - Southern Cross
Youtube Bw9gLjEGJrw
 
2021-01-07 6:28:59 PM  
Early submission of the year candidate.
 
2021-01-07 6:32:08 PM  

Unobtanium: Miss Stein: My speakers are fritzing out - what is she saying?

"They pushed me down and maced me"


Now what could make police, those bastions of morality, who bleed blue, commit such a chilling assault against a US Citizen?

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2021-01-07 6:33:22 PM  
11,780 Votes: Trump Asks Georgia to change the election, but he's singing Seasons of Love from Rent
Youtube aCIDRLCROWE


They did a full song for that phone call...
 
2021-01-07 6:34:08 PM  
That was beautiful!
 
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