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(Gizmodo)   American Airlines banned booze on flights out of DC this morning. Ordinarily that'd be considered "cruel and unusual," but for those cretins let's call it a decent start   (gizmodo.com) divider line
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2021-01-07 10:31:21 AM  
Uh subby? American Airlines? We need them sober in DC, and given how craven they've proven themselves, they gonna need their Dutch courage for home.
 
2021-01-07 2:40:08 PM  
Divert the aircraft. Arrest the shiat out of those who are threatening other passengers or creating safety issues. We're still a nation of laws, regardless what Orange Asshole and his mouthbreathing horde believe.
 
2021-01-07 3:25:05 PM  
Too bad they can't drop them from the plane at 20,000 feet.
 
2021-01-07 3:50:39 PM  

Jake Havechek: Too bad they can't drop them from the plane at 20,000 feet.


Just call it the freedom door and they will see themselves out.
 
2021-01-07 5:03:14 PM  
Spirit will still sell liquor, but only due to the Geneva Convention.
 
2021-01-07 6:25:48 PM  
Not sure what farking difference this is supposed to make. It'd be more effective to just keep anybody from flying into D.C. who can't prove they live or work there.
 
2021-01-07 6:26:03 PM  
What do you bet these jokers didn't even pack any normal clothes and all they've got is their MAGA-wear dunce suits. I hope they're getting no end of shiat from normal people are fed the fark up with their bullshiat.
 
2021-01-07 6:28:26 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what farking difference this is supposed to make. It'd be more effective to just keep anybody from flying into D.C. who can't prove they live or work there.


DC has no airports.

IAD & DCA are in Virginia.
 
2021-01-07 6:30:48 PM  
Then they should let them fly for free. Totes unfare.
 
2021-01-07 6:31:41 PM  
Southwest hasn't sold liquor or beer since COVID began BUT they'll still give you water, so that you can still lift your mask up or remove it completely during the flight, which is bonkers.
 
2021-01-07 6:33:55 PM  
Arrest them at the destination just like others who make trouble in flight.
 
2021-01-07 6:35:25 PM  
Trump supporters are terrorists so this is understandable. They need alcohol to find their minuscule balls to do anything.
 
2021-01-07 6:36:57 PM  
When your ideology makes you such an asshat sober that businesses have go and decide the last thing you maga twits need in alcohol to make even bigger and more violently asshats.

Maybe give them some weed to calm down? Or just make them fly baggage with the rest of the unpredictable animals.
 
2021-01-07 6:37:53 PM  
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Why didn't they do this yesterday for the flights into DC?
 
2021-01-07 6:41:13 PM  
Don't mind the guy in the suit wearing an earpiece making a copy of the passenger manifest. Probably nothing.
 
2021-01-07 6:44:18 PM  
Shouldn't be on any flights any way. Cant smoke or have sex in your seat so why the need to drink?
 
2021-01-07 6:45:11 PM  
Yeah, because it's the alcohol that makes them assholes...
 
2021-01-07 6:49:11 PM  

RedComrade: Maybe give them some weed to calm down?


If they smoked weed, they'd gain insight and realize that they'd be idiots to remain Trumpers.
 
2021-01-07 6:54:22 PM  
Anyone wearing a Trump shirt or a red hat should be kicked off the plane.
Preferably at 40,000 ft.
 
2021-01-07 7:21:39 PM  

THX 1138: RedComrade: Maybe give them some weed to calm down?

If they smoked weed, they'd gain insight and realize that they'd be idiots to remain Trumpers.


I think that would take psychedelics.
 
2021-01-07 7:24:20 PM  
I've always believed airlines and airports should be alcohol free. Every day at least 1 flight is delayed due to an alcohol-related incident. If you can't go a few hours without booze, well, that's what Fark is for. Now is a bad time to travel anyway.

Dollars to dinars the airlines are already being given "do-not-fly" lists; ditto for trains, buses, car rentals, hotels, .... The Alphabets are already looking to match names and faces and places. They've been embarrassed and they are going to make up for it.
 
2021-01-07 7:31:16 PM  

Isitoveryet: Southwest hasn't sold liquor or beer since COVID began BUT they'll still give you water, so that you can still lift your mask up or remove it completely during the flight, which is bonkers.


Pfffft.....Americans don't drink water.  Alcohol or soda.
 
2021-01-07 7:44:09 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Pfffft.....Americans don't drink water.  Alcohol or soda.


Alcohol and giant sugary energy drinks.  And clothing with loud logos (both sports and obnoxiously political) emblazoned all over it.

Every time I see these Trumpers, I think of the members of the massively de-culturalized society in this book:

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