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(NJ.com)   Mystery 'bushmeat' seized by customs officers at Newark airport   (nj.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Newark Liberty International Airport, U.S. Customs and Border Protection, New York City, United States, FedEx Express, Newark, New Jersey, New Jersey, U. S. Customs  
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1597 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2021 at 11:29 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2021-01-06 9:17:23 AM  
Bushmeat is a term for a range of wild animals, including primates, bats, civets and African rodents.

"Bushmeat" is "game" from an undeveloped country.
 
2021-01-06 11:36:39 AM  
Being Jersey, 99% chance it's 100% sewer rat.
 
2021-01-06 11:37:44 AM  
Bushmeat from Bushwick?
 
2021-01-06 11:39:20 AM  
no no not my long pig!
 
2021-01-06 11:41:52 AM  

ZAZ: Bushmeat is a term for a range of wild animals, including primates, bats, civets and African rodents.

"Bushmeat" is "game" from an undeveloped country.


So then it was a supply delivery for Taco Bell?
 
2021-01-06 11:43:30 AM  
I thing Super COVID is enough for now. How about we save a new plague until next year ?
 
2021-01-06 11:45:58 AM  
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Bushmeat Bill
 
2021-01-06 11:46:15 AM  

Mega Steve: I thing Super COVID is enough for now. How about we save a new plague until next year ?


Beat me to it by about 30 seconds.

Let's not bring in COVID that successfully swapped genes with Simian AIDS, thanks.
 
2021-01-06 11:46:56 AM  
Is there a market for bush meat anymore, or have the millennials killed it?

I'm told they all prefer eating ass.
 
2021-01-06 11:49:49 AM  

IndyJohn: Is there a market for bush meat anymore, or have the millennials killed it?

I'm told they all prefer eating ass.


Millennials can afford to eat?
 
2021-01-06 11:51:16 AM  

ZAZ: Bushmeat is a term for a range of wild animals, including primates, bats, civets and African rodents.

"Bushmeat" is "game" from an undeveloped country.


Jumanji?
 
2021-01-06 11:53:11 AM  
Mystery Bushmeat is the name of my White Lion cover band featuring Meatloaf as guest lead.
 
2021-01-06 11:54:20 AM  

IndyJohn: Is there a market for bush meat anymore, or have the millennials killed it?

I'm told they all prefer eating ass.


Bushmeat is the male equivalent of bearded clam
 
2021-01-06 11:58:17 AM  

Nick Nostril: Being Jersey, 99% chance it's 100% sewer rat.


Gotta have something to send to the Halal slaughterhouses in Paterson!
 
2021-01-06 12:00:31 PM  
In the news 2 weeks from now: "Several customs agents at EWR contract mystery illness..."
 
2021-01-06 12:03:03 PM  
This article and photo are incontrovertible evidence that someone thought "I am going to need 4 kilos of bushmeat when I get to New Jersey."

I have many questions, but I don't think I want the answers.
 
2021-01-06 12:09:12 PM  

ZAZ: Bushmeat is a term for a range of wild animals, including primates, bats, civets and African rodents.

"Bushmeat" is "game" from an undeveloped country.


Which might also be described as meat from a range of wild animals, including primates, bats, civets and African rodents.
 
2021-01-06 12:17:46 PM  
How soon until there is McBushmeat
 
2021-01-06 12:18:07 PM  
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2021-01-06 12:23:25 PM  
Real talk? Kudos to the guy for declaring it instead of smuggling it home for a family cookout/superspreader event.
 
2021-01-06 12:25:04 PM  
Alternative perspectives?
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2021-01-06 12:33:54 PM  
Wasn't that a Pretender's song?
 
2021-01-06 1:27:30 PM  

ZAZ: Bushmeat is a term for a range of wild animals, including primates, bats, civets and African rodents.

"Bushmeat" is "game" from an undeveloped country.


It's also slang for pussy in English speaking west Africa
 
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