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(CBR)   Wonder Woman gets Brazilian   (cbr.com) divider line
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2110 clicks; posted to Fandom » on 05 Jan 2021 at 12:50 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-05 10:57:13 AM  
WA-SCHLOOP
 
2021-01-05 12:25:25 PM  
Bushwhacked
 
2021-01-05 12:46:47 PM  
Gets a Brazilian what?
 
2021-01-05 12:57:15 PM  

gopher321: Gets a Brazilian what?


Exactly, way too vague. Brazilian means either a lot of something, or none of something.
 
2021-01-05 12:58:41 PM  
Uhh have you all not seen the outfit WW has always worn?

no one has to wonder, we all know she's getting the Brazilian.
 
2021-01-05 1:17:05 PM  
That ass
 
2021-01-05 1:23:06 PM  
Gal Gadot is stunning and a great successor to Lynda Carter.

That being said, getting a hot Brazilian to succeed her?  I'm on board!
 
2021-01-05 1:42:45 PM  
That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?
 
2021-01-05 1:52:28 PM  

scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?


Here we go...
 
2021-01-05 2:15:39 PM  

Subtonic: scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?

Here we go...


WTF?
 
2021-01-05 2:35:10 PM  

Subtonic: scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?

Here we go...


Don't pretend you aren't fantasizing about being raped by one of them.
 
2021-01-05 2:50:56 PM  

scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?



A Brazillion of them.

The new movie is messed up. The price that the villain paid for her strength was that she wasn't nice anymore. That was essentially the same price Wonder Woman was paying. Setting aside the roofie sex with the dude, WW and her BF also stole their victim's life. Did he have parents, or siblings, or friends who would miss him? We don't know and WW never bothered to find out. It seems that she was already paying the same price as Cheetah. Basically she became an awful person. But then they threw in that curve where the price was her strength.


PS. The supernatural episode with crazy wishes was way better

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2021-01-05 3:40:57 PM  

scalpod: Subtonic: scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?

Here we go...

Don't pretend you aren't fantasizing about being raped by one of them.


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2021-01-05 4:12:22 PM  

scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?


Please tell my wife and children that I could not consent, and totally would not have consented if I'd had any say in the matter.

NO, do not stop.  Just tell them that.  And let me remember it.
 
2021-01-05 4:53:10 PM  

scalpod: Subtonic: scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?

Here we go...

Don't pretend you aren't fantasizing about being raped by one of them.


Can't rape the willing.
 
2021-01-05 4:53:14 PM  

PvtStash: Uhh have you all not seen the outfit WW has always worn?

no one has to wonder, we all know she's getting the Brazilian.


I don't wonder about it. I think about it. A lot.
 
2021-01-05 5:05:05 PM  
Okay, I'm not sure whether the way I facepalmed when I realized that someone shoved probably a couple hundred thousand bucks in resources and advertising into a stupid pun about her being an "Amazon" from the literal Amazon makes me like this more, or less.

... okay, it's definitely more.  If that's the level of dedication to stupid puns this title is gonna continue to roll with I might actually read this one at release instead of later.

scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?


If you took anything in that movie seriously after the reveal that it wasn't actually a Wonder Woman movie, but had secretly been Wishmaster 5 all along, you were by definition taking whatever that thing was too seriously.

Wishmaster 5: technically the first Wishmaster movie to be direct to video, iirc!

// In fairness, randomly ruining a completely different movie is exactly the kind of dick move the djinn would go for, probably some poor schmuck in the original timeline wished that Patty Jenkins hadn't died in a horrible space-shuttle accident just after the first movie and this is the ironic twist.
 
2021-01-05 5:43:29 PM  
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This new character looks like she'll be getting a TV spinoff series, Wonder Girl. Uh, how old is she?
 
2021-01-05 6:09:07 PM  

palelizard: Subtonic: scalpod: That's cool, has this one raped any guys yet?

Here we go...

WTF?


BUSHWHACKED
 
2021-01-05 9:34:19 PM  
Yara Flor is originally from Brazil, but has a secret connection to the Amazons. With Diana missing, Yara adopts the Wonder Woman mantle in Future State to forge her own path as a superhero.

Sounds good to me.  Glad to see that someone in the industry figured out that retconning is a great way to honk off fans, and that if you want to do your fantasy insert for a character then you need to find a logical way to do it that doesn't undermine or change the original character.

This is how you do it right.  It's basically the plot of "Zorro: the Gay Blade" but serious.
 
2021-01-05 10:45:59 PM  

NephilimNexus: Yara Flor is originally from Brazil, but has a secret connection to the Amazons. With Diana missing, Yara adopts the Wonder Woman mantle in Future State to forge her own path as a superhero.

Sounds good to me.  Glad to see that someone in the industry figured out that retconning is a great way to honk off fans, and that if you want to do your fantasy insert for a character then you need to find a logical way to do it that doesn't undermine or change the original character.

This is how you do it right.  It's basically the plot of "Zorro: the Gay Blade" but serious.


Sorry, smarted and funnies. I like it but laughed and agreed with the last part :)
 
2021-01-06 1:17:18 AM  
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2021-01-06 4:56:33 AM  
DC has their Clone Saga equivalent now.
That Death Metal saga was a steaming turd that ran on far to long and across so many titles.

The only good issue was when Superboy Prime got redeemed.
 
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