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(Yahoo)   Apparently, you can't stomp on the roof of a police SUV while screaming "I am the b--ch beast" and post the video to Instagram without getting arrested. Who knew?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-01-05 9:11:24 AM  
One shows La Place - whose screen name translates to Tsunami Son of B--ch - mostly naked, wriggling around as a buddy lights a firecracker squeezed between his butt cheeks.

How sad you must be when your "work" can be described as derivative of Jackass.
 
2021-01-05 9:50:12 AM  
He must have not been black
*clicks link*
Nope
 
2021-01-05 9:59:06 AM  
Yet the article says he WAS arrested for felony criminal mischief...
 
2021-01-05 10:36:31 AM  
Without a video, this thread is useless.
 
2021-01-05 10:38:12 AM  
"Influencers"
 
2021-01-05 10:38:55 AM  
Cough syrup is a helluva' drug.
 
2021-01-05 10:40:18 AM  
::raises hand:: I mean I'm not saying I was taught it in school or anything but I could make a reasonable assumption.
 
2021-01-05 10:40:19 AM  
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2021-01-05 10:40:36 AM  
Why are we censoring beach beast?  Or is it butch beast?  Or batch beast?   Oh.  Must be bunch beast.  Gotcha.
 
2021-01-05 10:40:46 AM  

Literally Addicted: Without a video, this thread is useless.


We don't want to encourage him.
 
2021-01-05 10:44:05 AM  
Fark you subby, I do what I want.
 
2021-01-05 10:44:16 AM  
"were involved in a social-media stunt that involved cars doing dangerous circles at an intersection."

I have never heard doing donuts described in such a painfully boring way.
 
2021-01-05 10:44:25 AM  
If I did that now, at this advanced age, my mother's ghost would appear and slap the snot out of me.  That would accompany a lecture about respect for other people and their property, not bringing shame on the family, and a grab on the collar to get me where I would take responsibility for the damage.
She wouldn't care how many other might have liked what I did.  If it wasn't right, it's not going to stand with her.
My kids know that the same would go for them, despite their approaching middle age.
What the hell is wrong with some people?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2021-01-05 10:44:44 AM  
You have to sing "We will, we will rock you" instead. Then it's legit.
 
2021-01-05 10:45:35 AM  

Literally Addicted: Without a video, this thread is useless.


It was like this... but on a cop car.

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2021-01-05 10:48:27 AM  
Thanks to Fark.com now I have to change my plans for today.
 
2021-01-05 10:48:44 AM  
I am a Golden God!!!!
 
2021-01-05 10:50:03 AM  

Literally Addicted: Without a video, this thread is useless.


I Googled "Cristhian La Place Torres jumping on police car " and found video here of him jumping up and down on roof of police vehicle:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local​/crime/article248266165.html
 
2021-01-05 10:53:21 AM  

Altimus Prime: Why are we censoring beach beast?  Or is it butch beast?  Or batch beast?   Oh.  Must be bunch beast.  Gotcha.



It's Bosch beast. The terror of the dishes
 
2021-01-05 10:57:28 AM  
Fark Headline: Apparently, you can't stomp on the roof of a police SUV while screaming "I am the b--ch beast" and post the video to Instagram without getting arrested

Article headline: Florida man stomps roof of a police SUV for an Instagram video. It got him jailed in Miami

Good job, subby.  And whoever greened this.
 
2021-01-05 11:00:19 AM  
Well what are we SUPPOSED to shout, huh?  I kinda gotta know right now.
 
2021-01-05 11:03:56 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Literally Addicted: Without a video, this thread is useless.

It was like this... but on a cop car.

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That filled me with squeeful joy I was unaware I was in need of right now.

So, you know, thanks and all that.
 
2021-01-05 11:06:41 AM  
I suppose if your mother saddles you with a name like Cristhian you're obliged to act out.
 
2021-01-05 11:08:09 AM  

Fear the Clam: I suppose if your mother saddles you with a name like Cristhian you're obliged to act out.


Maybe it's Castilian.  You know, the "heavy tongue" thing.  ;-)
 
2021-01-05 11:08:21 AM  
Did the beast escape from Busch gardens?

Also. No video of the B?
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2021-01-05 11:11:33 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: cowgirl toffee: Literally Addicted: Without a video, this thread is useless.

It was like this... but on a cop car.

[i.imgur.com image 300x225] [View Full Size image _x_]

That filled me with squeeful joy I was unaware I was in need of right now.

So, you know, thanks and all that.


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2021-01-05 11:13:06 AM  

Diogenes: Fear the Clam: I suppose if your mother saddles you with a name like Cristhian you're obliged to act out.

Maybe it's Castilian.  You know, the "heavy tongue" thing.  ;-)


Maybe Mom hadn't come down from the epidural yet when she filled out the birth certificate.

/ Or just a general typo
// Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre.
/// ???
 
2021-01-05 11:16:24 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: cowgirl toffee: Literally Addicted: Without a video, this thread is useless.

It was like this... but on a cop car.

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That filled me with squeeful joy I was unaware I was in need of right now.

So, you know, thanks and all that.


Here's some more goats to make your day EXTRA special!!

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2021-01-05 11:17:15 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Literally Addicted: Without a video, this thread is useless.

It was like this... but on a cop car.

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Hmph. Kids these days.
 
2021-01-05 11:18:25 AM  
I remember my first beer.
 
2021-01-05 12:06:51 PM  

Walker: Literally Addicted: Without a video, this thread is useless.

I Googled "Cristhian La Place Torres jumping on police car " and found video here of him jumping up and down on roof of police vehicle:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local​/crime/article248266165.html


He and his "cameraman" should have both been locked away for life. No clemency for those who shoot video in vertical!
 
2021-01-05 12:53:48 PM  
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2021-01-05 1:12:39 PM  
The beach beast?
 
2021-01-05 1:22:11 PM  
Imagine what your life would be like if someone like this was your hero or even worthy of your attention beyond deriding his life choices?

Now bring out the goats!
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2021-01-05 4:10:31 PM  
So if he hadn't been yelling, it would have been okay?
 
2021-01-05 4:14:35 PM  
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Oak
2021-01-05 8:56:26 PM  

CrosswordWithAPen: If I did that now, at this advanced age, my mother's ghost would appear and slap the snot out of me.  That would accompany a lecture about respect for other people and their property, not bringing shame on the family, and a grab on the collar to get me where I would take responsibility for the damage.
She wouldn't care how many other might have liked what I did.  If it wasn't right, it's not going to stand with her.
My kids know that the same would go for them, despite their approaching middle age.
What the hell is wrong with some people?


Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.  They inflict brain damage.  Look at the poltab.
 
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