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(Metro)   Tory politician says Germany's A&Es are better than the UK's as they don't have "women in noodle-stained leggings carting around their snot-covered Asbos for Facebook likes"   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-05 7:13:48 AM  
Can anybody translate this to American?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-01-05 7:15:47 AM  
To be fair, he isn't wrong.

He could have been just a tad more tactful when he should have known it would end up in a newspaper.
 
2021-01-05 7:15:59 AM  
In another post, he said: 'Our NHS is treated as a sacred cow and cannot be criticised. Those arguing for reform are deemed to be Satan incarnate.
'I'm sorry, but after spending most of my life working on the continent, the NHS isn't the best in the world - it isn't one of the best in Europe. Pales when compared with systems like Germany and Norway.'


Well, maybe that's because the governments of Germany and Norway actually support public healthcare and haven't spent the last decade actively trying to starve it of funds, you Tory shiatbag.

Mr Baines said in a statement: 'Whilst I feel my comments have been taken out of context

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What context is it meant to be taken in, exactly?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-01-05 7:23:41 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?


Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.
 
2021-01-05 7:33:55 AM  

Xai: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.


A&E means "Accident and Emergency;" our ER.
ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behavior Order, which I don't really understand, but I think it means "Your kid has been identified as a violent moron, whom everyone thinks will be in prison before too long."
 
2021-01-05 8:21:37 AM  

Xai: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.


In certain circles the term "thug" is used.  But that is racially charged.
 
2021-01-05 9:47:37 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: racially charged.


so is the entire UK
 
2021-01-05 9:53:57 AM  
I don't get cable, so I don't watch A&E.  Personally, they don't have anything on I'd watch, anyway.
 
2021-01-05 10:15:02 AM  

Xai: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.


Crotch Goblins?
 
2021-01-05 10:15:42 AM  

xanadian: I don't get cable, so I don't watch A&E.  Personally, they don't have anything on I'd watch, anyway.


I watched Law and Order on it once.
 
2021-01-05 10:15:57 AM  

Xai: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.


And whats so wrong about that?
 
2021-01-05 10:16:56 AM  
Googling "Rule 34" "women in noodle-stained leggings carting around their snot-covered Asbos for Facebook likes".
 
2021-01-05 10:17:31 AM  

xanadian: I don't get cable, so I don't watch A&E.  Personally, they don't have anything on I'd watch, anyway.


It's no big loss. There is very little Arts & Entertainment on the channel anymore.
 
2021-01-05 10:21:39 AM  
So the Tories spend 50 years trying to sabotage and destroy NHS, and then say that health service sucks in Britain?    Brexit from the Common market will kill Britain soon enough, Tories, so you can all relax now. Sometimes Evil can take some time for a rest and to enjoy the bounty of their travails.
 
2021-01-05 10:22:12 AM  
Hubcity must of found something.  *wetmaccaroninoises*
 
2021-01-05 10:23:48 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?


Scratch a tory and you'll find a bastard.
 
2021-01-05 10:23:59 AM  
So this dipshiat isn't saying anything about service or how the NHS actually works, just that he looks down of the people that work there. What a piece of shiat.
 
2021-01-05 10:25:09 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?


"German emergency rooms are better than the UK's because they don't have sloppy mothers with their juvenile-delinquent kids posting online about the experience."

Why German kids never go to the ER is something he doesn't explain.

This is a subtly racist and classist statement.  But if you give him the benefit of the doubt, I think he's also trying to say that Brits should be more stiff-upper-lipped, clean, polite, and reticent to talk about personal manners - an idolized view of their national character.
 
2021-01-05 10:27:09 AM  

Armchair_Invective: So the Tories spend 50 years trying to sabotage and destroy NHS, and then say that health service sucks in Britain?    Brexit from the Common market will kill Britain soon enough, Tories, so you can all relax now. Sometimes Evil can take some time for a rest and to enjoy the bounty of their travails.


It's not even that, he hates poor people and thrives on feeling superior to them.

Shocking revelation for a Tory.
 
2021-01-05 10:28:39 AM  

hubcity: Googling "Rule 34" "women in noodle-stained leggings carting around their snot-covered Asbos for Facebook likes".


For German women covered in bodily fluids, just save yourself some time and search for "GGG".
 
2021-01-05 10:28:47 AM  
But what does a German woman look like?

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2021-01-05 10:28:57 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Xai: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.

And whats so wrong about that?


It's not true.

German Notaufnahmen have the same problem with the "my back hurts ... yeah, it's been acting up for a few days now" people who bitterly complain because they have to wait four hours because the heart attacks keep cutting in line in front of them as every other A&E, emergency room, or whatever you call it in your neck of the woods.
 
2021-01-05 10:29:03 AM  
Germany cant possibly have better health care, they have dual payer and I was assured by Rose Maga that anything other than single payers mean you want babies to die in the street.
 
2021-01-05 10:30:44 AM  
He seems like a totally appropriate trustee for Chirk Hospital ...

Dude's stood down as Tory chairman over this though, so that's some good as came out of it.
 
2021-01-05 10:31:39 AM  

danny_kay: WhiskeySticks: Xai: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.

And whats so wrong about that?

It's not true.

German Notaufnahmen have the same problem with the "my back hurts ... yeah, it's been acting up for a few days now" people who bitterly complain because they have to wait four hours because the heart attacks keep cutting in line in front of them as every other A&E, emergency room, or whatever you call it in your neck of the woods.


Point being, anything is better if you take fat people and stupid kids out of the situation. Grocery stores, hospitals, shopping centers, restaurants...
 
2021-01-05 10:31:44 AM  

FrancoFile: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

"German emergency rooms are better than the UK's because they don't have sloppy mothers with their juvenile-delinquent kids posting online about the experience."

Why German kids never go to the ER is something he doesn't explain.

This is a subtly racist and classist statement.  But if you give him the benefit of the doubt, I think he's also trying to say that Brits should be more stiff-upper-lipped, clean, polite, and reticent to talk about personal manners - an idolized view of their national character.


Yup.

It's classist without a doubt.  He probably thinks his shiat don't stink.
 
2021-01-05 10:34:49 AM  

danny_kay: WhiskeySticks: Xai: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.

And whats so wrong about that?

It's not true.

German Notaufnahmen have the same problem with the "my back hurts ... yeah, it's been acting up for a few days now" people who bitterly complain because they have to wait four hours because the heart attacks keep cutting in line in front of them as every other A&E, emergency room, or whatever you call it in your neck of the woods.


This is a country where people believe a draft can make you sick.
 
2021-01-05 10:35:12 AM  

xanadian: FrancoFile: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

"German emergency rooms are better than the UK's because they don't have sloppy mothers with their juvenile-delinquent kids posting online about the experience."

Why German kids never go to the ER is something he doesn't explain.

This is a subtly racist and classist statement.  But if you give him the benefit of the doubt, I think he's also trying to say that Brits should be more stiff-upper-lipped, clean, polite, and reticent to talk about personal manners - an idolized view of their national character.

Yup.

It's classist without a doubt.  He probably thinks his shiat don't stink.



Note the irony of someone who derides people as social media addicts spending new year's eve ranting on Twitter about the problem with poor people.
 
2021-01-05 10:36:46 AM  
It has begun. They've isolated themselves so now the new enemies are domestic.
 
2021-01-05 10:38:41 AM  

Gergesa: But what does a German woman look like?

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Deustchland Boober Alles!
 
2021-01-05 10:40:50 AM  

Biscuit Tin: Xai: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

Germany's emergency rooms are better because they don't have fat trailer trash women in cheeto-stained sweatpants dragging their inbred [insert slang for bad kid here] for facebook likes

/don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.

A&E means "Accident and Emergency;" our ER.
ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behavior Order, which I don't really understand, but I think it means "Your kid has been identified as a violent moron, whom everyone thinks will be in prison before too long."


Oppositional defiance disorder here.  My friend and i both raised one of those.  They are on the Autistic spectrum.  He means spoiled of course.  I want to brain the bellend.
 
2021-01-05 10:42:05 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?


He's really mad that children of poor people have to be taken to the emergency room for everything because of how the UK's medical system is falling apart like every other UK system, and that parents don't generally consider themselves to have time to shower and don a three-piece suit when taking their child to the emergency room.

He's a right winger, so the part he's most offended by is poor people being allowed to use the medical care their taxes pay for instead of all that money going to rich people like him. Also he explicitly says that all working poor people are criminals, just to fill in the bingo.
 
2021-01-05 10:45:51 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?


So, like, oh my god. Like ALL the A&E, are like totes full of poors
 
2021-01-05 10:47:54 AM  

Biscuit Tin: ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behavior Order, which I don't really understand, but I think it means "Your kid has been identified as a violent moron, whom everyone thinks will be in prison before too long."


Here is the explanation for the ASBO: https://follypedia.fandom.com/wiki/As​b​o
 
2021-01-05 10:48:23 AM  

xanadian: FrancoFile: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

"German emergency rooms are better than the UK's because they don't have sloppy mothers with their juvenile-delinquent kids posting online about the experience."

Why German kids never go to the ER is something he doesn't explain.

This is a subtly racist and classist statement.  But if you give him the benefit of the doubt, I think he's also trying to say that Brits should be more stiff-upper-lipped, clean, polite, and reticent to talk about personal manners - an idolized view of their national character.

Yup.

It's classist without a doubt.  He probably thinks his shiat don't stink.


Isn't that attitude exactly why the rest of Europe rolls their eyes at the UK?
 
2021-01-05 10:49:55 AM  

Mrtraveler01: xanadian: FrancoFile: The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?

"German emergency rooms are better than the UK's because they don't have sloppy mothers with their juvenile-delinquent kids posting online about the experience."

Why German kids never go to the ER is something he doesn't explain.

This is a subtly racist and classist statement.  But if you give him the benefit of the doubt, I think he's also trying to say that Brits should be more stiff-upper-lipped, clean, polite, and reticent to talk about personal manners - an idolized view of their national character.

Yup.

It's classist without a doubt.  He probably thinks his shiat don't stink.

Isn't that attitude exactly why the rest of Europe rolls their eyes at the UK?


Well that and because most of the women in the UK are fat with noodle stained leggings.
 
2021-01-05 10:51:25 AM  

Biscuit Tin: ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behavior Order, which I don't really understand, but I think it means "Your kid has been identified as a violent moron, whom everyone thinks will be in prison before too long."


It's a low-level punishment for young people who have been assholes but not done anything worth sending them to jail. It's used as a blanket term for any punk kid.
 
2021-01-05 10:52:20 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Can anybody translate this to American?


It means this Tory politician wants medical practitioners in their hospitals to wear this:

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/Later, this Tory politician will visit his dominatrix whom will "force" him to give a BJ to a bi-sexual male dominant in a three way
 
2021-01-05 10:59:54 AM  
My wife and I have gone through most of 24 Hours In A&E and it still looks a damn sight better than the US ED.
 
2021-01-05 11:22:46 AM  
Two great nations, separated by a common language.
 
2021-01-05 11:31:09 AM  

BMulligan: Two great nations, separated by a common language.


Well, two nations anyway.
 
2021-01-05 11:32:48 AM  
Jokes on him then, ASBO hasn't been a thing in England and Wales for 6 years now.

Typical tory wanker who cant even be bothered to keep track of the legislation his own party gets on the law books.
 
2021-01-05 11:35:55 AM  
ASBOS: We had a term for that at one time. Juvenile Delinquents.
 
2021-01-05 11:42:08 AM  

Gergesa: But what does a German woman look like?

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I'm still unsure what a German woman looks like. Anybody else care to educate me on this urgent matter?
 
2021-01-05 11:46:52 AM  

thedingoatemybaby: Gergesa: But what does a German woman look like?

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I'm still unsure what a German woman looks like. Anybody else care to educate me on this urgent matter?


Here's the East German Volleyball Team.

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2021-01-05 12:19:17 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: thedingoatemybaby: Gergesa: But what does a German woman look like?

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I'm still unsure what a German woman looks like. Anybody else care to educate me on this urgent matter?

Here's the East German Volleyball Team.

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2021-01-05 12:46:42 PM  

Xai: /don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.


"Delinquents" or "juvenile delinquents."
 
2021-01-05 12:51:11 PM  
Well, that's the problem with stratified societies, and the classism that promotes them. You end up with a population that fulfills every worst expectation you ever had for them. But cause and effect are lost on some people.
 
2021-01-05 1:18:15 PM  

HypnozombieX: So this dipshiat isn't saying anything about service or how the NHS actually works, just that he looks down of the people that work there. What a piece of shiat.


I don't think he's complaining about the people work there, but rather the poors who go to the emergency room when they have a problem.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-01-05 1:18:55 PM  

cjoshuav: Xai: /don't know American slang for violent little teenage trouble makers.

"Delinquents" or "juvenile delinquents."


that sounds more like what i'm aiming for, but still too... polite.
 
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