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(Some Guy)   COVID anti-vaxxers have really put the metal to the pedal this time   (guitarplayer.com) divider line
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7482 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 04 Jan 2021 at 4:50 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-04 2:25:19 PM  
JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?
 
2021-01-04 2:29:03 PM  

FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?


Not a planet, just one country.

And not even one country, just a significant enough portion of it that due to our country's shiatty design gets to control the direction of the country.
 
2021-01-04 2:47:36 PM  
I mean, that pedal is bad enough to give you covid so they might be onto something
 
2021-01-04 2:52:16 PM  
I already had a low opinion of these people because they somehow think a "microchip" is something that can fit in a vaccine.

But for Christ's sake, a circuit diagram with a FOOTSWITCH?  So the chip is tiny enough to slide through a vaccine needle, and then the bad guys activate it by hitting the foot switch?

Do these people have any ability to process the relative sizes of things in the world?  If I told them that I stole the Grand Canyon and hid it in my wallet, would they be unable to see why that can't be true?
 
2021-01-04 2:56:03 PM  

Xcott: I already had a low opinion of these people because they somehow think a "microchip" is something that can fit in a vaccine.

But for Christ's sake, a circuit diagram with a FOOTSWITCH?  So the chip is tiny enough to slide through a vaccine needle, and then the bad guys activate it by hitting the foot switch?

Do these people have any ability to process the relative sizes of things in the world?  If I told them that I stole the Grand Canyon and hid it in my wallet, would they be unable to see why that can't be true?


Object permanence eludes them. They also think that if the president doesn't wear a flag pin that means the flag will whither and die along with the country. They're not well, and their vote outweighs yours at the federal level.
 
2021-01-04 3:15:48 PM  

Xcott: But for Christ's sake, a circuit diagram with a FOOTSWITCH?


STUDY IT OUT
 
2021-01-04 3:47:08 PM  

FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?


There is this thing in wrestling where someone will ask you, "How do I get out of this hold?", and Master Lowell will say, "Do not get put into that hold!", and then I fire the chi blasts and dismember my student for asking such a foolish question.

Which is to say that the way you save a planet populated by farking morons is that you do not vote for political polices and technological implements that allow them to have a voice, which is precisely what you have all proceeded to do.

So in this moment, the only thing left to do is to smash the system entirely, but in a world where it is only man and nature, hunting and gathering their own food, there is no question in my mind that the Republican Party will win every single national election, ever.

Me personally, being the Master, being a twelfth-degree coral belt, a person who can pull your heart out of your chest and show it to you, still beating, before you breathe your last breath, as the coroner personally fills out your death certificate, declaring it to be "Death by Lowell", I will be okay.

But the Farklibs™ of the Poltab™, however, they don't stand a chance.  I wish them and their loved ones the best when I fell a single redwood with a single karate chop and it falls on the orphanage where you were raised.  Heh, it's nothin' personnel, kid.
 
2021-01-04 4:52:53 PM  

FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?


Push them off the edge?
 
2021-01-04 4:52:58 PM  
Chip me up already...

Van Halen - Van Halen - Atomic Punk
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2021-01-04 4:53:02 PM  
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I prefer this.
 
2021-01-04 4:56:09 PM  
Can I turn it up to 11?
 
2021-01-04 4:56:34 PM  
Oh man I can't wait for my 5G chip. I'm going to have such good wi-fi!
 
2021-01-04 4:59:19 PM  

FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?


Have you read The Marching Morons by Cyril M. Kornbluth?
 
2021-01-04 4:59:40 PM  
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2021-01-04 4:59:54 PM  
In reality it is the electric circuit of a guitar pedal and I believe that putting it in the covid vaccine has been an excellent idea

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2021-01-04 5:00:05 PM  
If my friend plugs his artery into the "output" side and his vein into the "input" side, does the foot pedal remove the 5G vaccine microchips from his blood?
 
2021-01-04 5:01:01 PM  

FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?


Not how, why?
 
2021-01-04 5:01:26 PM  
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2021-01-04 5:01:50 PM  
One of these debunked theories is that the recently rolled out COVID-19 vaccines contain microchips with 5G technology, designed supposedly to track our every movement.

Why would Big Brother bother with the vaccine when we all are already carrying around 24hr tracking devices? Even better than tracking, they tell BB who we know, what we say, what we watch, and what we're interested in.
 
2021-01-04 5:02:01 PM  
The same people worried about microchips in their ketchup are unconcerned about the microchips in their cell phones they willingly and obsessively carry around or the ones in their brand new cars, just to name two.

How these morans are getting more and more influence and acceptance is beyond me.
 
2021-01-04 5:02:24 PM  
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2021-01-04 5:02:43 PM  
I can dial in a special receiver I use to monitor the Trumpers in my neighborhood with a vector network analyzer.
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Will it work on 5G?  If I up the frequency it will.  If I up the frequency.

/everybody turn up your frequencies to channel "derp"
 
2021-01-04 5:02:44 PM  
Why did I not invest in tin foil hats?  :(
 
2021-01-04 5:02:54 PM  
Side effects may include hearing loss and excessive head-banging.
 
2021-01-04 5:03:19 PM  

Xcott: I already had a low opinion of these people because they somehow think a "microchip" is something that can fit in a vaccine.

But for Christ's sake, a circuit diagram with a FOOTSWITCH?  So the chip is tiny enough to slide through a vaccine needle, and then the bad guys activate it by hitting the foot switch?

Do these people have any ability to process the relative sizes of things in the world?  If I told them that I stole the Grand Canyon and hid it in my wallet, would they be unable to see why that can't be true?


These are people who have no idea what a microchip actually is or does.  It's the modern techological version of "she gave me the evil eye!"  If you are accustomed to magical thinking, you will think technology is a variety of magic that is unconstrained by reality.
 
2021-01-04 5:03:32 PM  
I've already given up on these idiots. I deal with this at the hospital all the time. These people are delusional. These people know Trump is lying, they don't care. They know that the pandemic is real, they don't care. They know that there was never going to be a wall, there was never going to be infrastructure week, they know we weren't getting invading caravans, they know the tax break didn't help them nearly as much as it helped the rich, they know all of it was bullshiat. And they simply don't care. I think civil society has run its course. Half the world seems to be poised for anarchy. Hope for the best, plan for the worst.
 
2021-01-04 5:04:02 PM  
I've been staring at wiring diagrams for a couple weeks in my free time trying to unfark the wiring in my old pickup truck and seeing this triggered me a little. Now I don't wanna get a vaccine because my truck is a piece of shiat.
 
2021-01-04 5:04:10 PM  

jjorsett: when we all are already carrying around 24hr tracking devices?


Some people don't always carry their phones around all the time. Or what if the citizen turns it off or looses it or it gets stolen or something?

There always has to be a plan B to track us.
 
2021-01-04 5:05:00 PM  

FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?


You don't. You let flawed nature take its course, and you may organ donation mandatory unless otherwise selected against.

Emphasis on the last two words.
 
2021-01-04 5:05:17 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?

Not how, why?


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The rest of us still need a place to live.
 
2021-01-04 5:05:22 PM  

FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?


Why would you?
 
2021-01-04 5:05:38 PM  

steklo: jjorsett: when we all are already carrying around 24hr tracking devices?

Some people don't always carry their phones around all the time. Or what if the citizen turns it off or looses it or it gets stolen or something?

There always has to be a plan B to track us.


It's the only way area cats can find lost humans.
 
2021-01-04 5:06:57 PM  

FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?


I think Darwin said it best.

"Survival of the fittest"
 
2021-01-04 5:07:08 PM  

Kellner21: The same people worried about microchips in their ketchup are unconcerned about the microchips in their cell phones they willingly and obsessively carry around or the ones in their brand new cars, just to name two.

How these morans are getting more and more influence and acceptance is beyond me.


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2021-01-04 5:07:18 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 350x526]


I farking love that image.
 
2021-01-04 5:07:44 PM  

Destructor: It's the only way area cats can find lost humans.


Darn...Cats. Forgot about those 4 legged tracking devices.
 
2021-01-04 5:07:46 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 350x526]


If Neal Peart's drumkit were an effects setup.
 
2021-01-04 5:07:57 PM  
You ever use a metalzone? It'll make anyone in the area wish they were dead at minimum
 
2021-01-04 5:08:23 PM  
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2021-01-04 5:08:35 PM  
"Do you feel like I do?"

/has 5G talkbox implant
//obsessively asking others if their condition matches mine
 
2021-01-04 5:09:20 PM  
Well I am ready to rock out after I get my shot now! But I must ask since I have no musical talent will it let me be able to play now?
 
2021-01-04 5:10:57 PM  

NevynFox: steklo: [Fark user image image 350x526]

I farking love that image.


I use a lot of pedals when I play...but that guy?  Dear god it must take him a whole day to set up for a live gig.

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2021-01-04 5:11:34 PM  

Rev.K: If Neal Peart's drumkit were an effects setup.


Neil would have them on risers too.
 
2021-01-04 5:14:47 PM  
Have they done a controlled, randomized double-blind trial for exposure/non exposure to 5G to confirm or debunk?

And if they have, can we trust Them?
 
2021-01-04 5:15:24 PM  
Sounds like most of them already got injected with a Way-Wah pedal
 
2021-01-04 5:15:54 PM  
Wah-Wah ..... dammit
 
2021-01-04 5:16:33 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 350x526]


When you need your guitar to sound like a french horn section super accurately...
 
2021-01-04 5:17:37 PM  
I think the footswitch is a good idea, but I might run out of 9V batteries and my Russian handlers will kick themselves for not getting the extra long AC adapter.
 
2021-01-04 5:18:19 PM  
Dude I'm going to get my vaccine now so I can shred some sick tunes!
 
2021-01-04 5:18:27 PM  

mateomaui: Someone Else's Alt: FlashHarry: JFC, how do you save a planet populated by farking morons?

Not how, why?

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The rest of us still need a place to live.


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