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2021-01-02 12:51:22 AM  
Brenter doesn't sound as cool.
 
2021-01-02 6:50:11 AM  
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"Freed itself from the clutches of the EU". LOL.

Why does Fark get all its Brexit news from this shiatty rag?
 
2021-01-02 7:37:22 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.


Maybe they could sell it as a Brenter McBrenterface?
 
2021-01-02 7:39:58 AM  
The Express is barely better than the NY Post.

Barely.
 
2021-01-02 7:40:10 AM  
Good.  Humanities future is globalism, not the failed policies of nationalism.  We had 2 world wars over that nonsense
 
2021-01-02 7:40:14 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.


Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.
 
2021-01-02 7:42:22 AM  
There was a pop-up about the UK banning all Norwegian fishing boats from their territorial waters...

Well I'm not sure what the end game was there, bit that is sure to show the EU!
 
2021-01-02 7:42:53 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x590]
"Freed itself from the clutches of the EU". LOL.

Why does Fark get all its Brexit news from this shiatty rag?


Better than getting your Brexit news exclusively from Lois' dad, I suppose.
 
2021-01-02 7:43:47 AM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.


Let's just call it Steve.  Simple and mostly inoffensive.
 
2021-01-02 7:44:31 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x590]
"Freed itself from the clutches of the EU". LOL.

Why does Fark get all its Brexit news from this shiatty rag?


Otherwise carter will pout about being forced to face reality.
 
2021-01-02 7:45:50 AM  
Has the EU revised their voting requirements for entry and exit?  A single 50%+1 vote is a recipe for a mess, as seen with the UK.

Perhaps there should be an initial vote and then a confirmation vote over the break-up/entry agreement?  Perhaps a best-of-three vote spread across three years?  Perhaps requiring a single 2/3 majority vote?

Anything other than a 50%+1 vote.
 
2021-01-02 7:47:02 AM  
The UK will be fine.
 
2021-01-02 7:47:53 AM  
I cast summon Brexit Bevets.
 
2021-01-02 7:55:49 AM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.


Breconsider is the name of my  independently produced Natalie Imbruglia greatest hits album.
 
2021-01-02 8:00:31 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.


How about Breturn
 
2021-01-02 8:00:59 AM  

MegaLib: Good.  Humanities future is globalism, not the failed policies of nationalism.  We had 2 world wars over that nonsense


The future looks a lot like Chinese style fascism.  We in the US have almost given up on democracy even in our own country.  Large numbers of citizens and elected officials are openly calling for burning the constitution and open civil war.
But yay globalism!
 
2021-01-02 8:03:59 AM  
"Here's a great idea! Let's try to get a trade deal with the European Economic Community!! Let's get working on that." ~UK~
 
2021-01-02 8:05:00 AM  

Northern: MegaLib: Good.  Humanities future is globalism, not the failed policies of nationalism.  We had 2 world wars over that nonsense

The future looks a lot like Chinese style fascism.  We in the US have almost given up on democracy even in our own country.  Large numbers of citizens and elected officials are openly calling for burning the constitution and open civil war.
But yay globalism!


It's not globalism they want to burn the constitution over. It's blacks getting so uppity they even get elected President, and end up being a good one.
 
2021-01-02 8:05:33 AM  

Bslim: Tranquil Hegemony: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.

Breconsider is the name of my  independently produced Natalie Imbruglia greatest hits album.


Boris Johnson should propose the UK join the EU as if they didn't just Brexit and didn't know what the EU was until yesterday.
Should we start a EU join group here in the US?  Can my state leave the US and join the EU simultaneously?
/Asking for a freund.
 
2021-01-02 8:05:35 AM  
No. But, Scotland's independence, and the reunification of Ireland would do it.
 
2021-01-02 8:07:21 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.


Sounds like what Brett Ratner calls himself when he's settling in for a little Brett-time!

Light some candles, order some shrimp cocktail, turn on incognito mode ... its time for the Brenter ship to sail!
 
2021-01-02 8:09:58 AM  
You have to get Brexit to say its name three times backwards to undo everything.
 
2021-01-02 8:20:12 AM  
Put the Uno cards away; you'll stew in your own stupidity for at least a decade, maybe two.
 
2021-01-02 8:21:10 AM  
What would Costanza do? Go back to work and pretend he didn't quit. So, just go back and pretend it didn't happen...
 
2021-01-02 8:23:57 AM  
Meanwhile in Englishshire....
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2021-01-02 8:25:20 AM  
I didn't read the article since I was contemplating having a another kid just to name him OR her Lord Adonis.

What a farking fantastic title.
 
2021-01-02 8:26:31 AM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.


Just call it BritIn. Ffs.
 
2021-01-02 8:27:57 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x590]
"Freed itself from the clutches of the EU". LOL.

Why does Fark get all its Brexit news from this shiatty rag?


We also get our Brexit info from the Ministry of Truth
 
2021-01-02 8:28:56 AM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.


Brevanchist.
 
2021-01-02 8:29:37 AM  

mrwknd: No. But, Scotland's independence, and the reunification of Ireland would do it.


One of those two things is far more likely than the other.

A unified ireland would bring back the Troubles
 
2021-01-02 8:36:01 AM  
Bregret?
 
2021-01-02 8:36:10 AM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.


How about Sanity. Sanity is good.
 
2021-01-02 8:37:09 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.


Acronyms are cool.  They could add the Supreme Parliamentary Investigation of Negating Error.

The Brenter SPINE.
 
2021-01-02 8:48:17 AM  

jjorsett: Tranquil Hegemony: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.

Brevanchist.


Brexhausting.
 
2021-01-02 8:48:17 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.


Breuptake has a nice ring though.
 
2021-01-02 8:48:58 AM  

Gpzjock: Tranquil Hegemony: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Brejoin? Breturn? Breconsider?

I'll workshop it and get back to you.

Just call it BritIn. Ffs.


This is the correct answer.
 
2021-01-02 8:50:26 AM  
Is this the "walk of shame" after a New Year's party?
 
2021-01-02 8:52:58 AM  

Roshamon: Officer Barrelroll: Brenter doesn't sound as cool.

Sounds like what Brett Ratner calls himself when he's settling in for a little Brett-time!

Light some candles, order some shrimp cocktail, turn on incognito mode ... its time for the Brenter ship to sail!


Sailing by Christopher Cross in 1980
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\so smooth
 
2021-01-02 9:14:17 AM  
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2021-01-02 9:17:44 AM  

Kick The Chair: [Fark user image 640x565]


Wait...Wait...maybe that's just the British spelling like colour or aluminium, and that tattoo was really just a guy who really believes in English sovereignty and Empire this whole time.
 
2021-01-02 9:27:23 AM  

Gubbo: mrwknd: No. But, Scotland's independence, and the reunification of Ireland would do it.

One of those two things is far more likely than the other.

A unified ireland would bring back the Troubles


Republic of Ireland could offer Northern Ireland a deal where they remain a semi autonomous region within the larger state of a unified Ireland.
 
2021-01-02 9:33:07 AM  

born_yesterday: You have to get Brexit to say its name three times backwards to undo everything.


Tixerb! Tixerb! Tixerb!
 
2021-01-02 9:34:23 AM  

jm105: Gubbo: mrwknd: No. But, Scotland's independence, and the reunification of Ireland would do it.

One of those two things is far more likely than the other.

A unified ireland would bring back the Troubles

Republic of Ireland could offer Northern Ireland a deal where they remain a semi autonomous region within the larger state of a unified Ireland.


Wouldn't prevent any bombings
 
2021-01-02 9:38:25 AM  

kyleaugustus: Has the EU revised their voting requirements for entry and exit?  A single 50%+1 vote is a recipe for a mess, as seen with the UK.

Perhaps there should be an initial vote and then a confirmation vote over the break-up/entry agreement?  Perhaps a best-of-three vote spread across three years?  Perhaps requiring a single 2/3 majority vote?

Anything other than a 50%+1 vote.


The EU can't dictate the exit terms, if any nations wants to leave, they just can.

The 2/3 requirement for joining seems like a good idea. I think the UK has to stand in the corner for at least 20 years though. Noone feels like having to deal with their bullshiat for a while.
 
2021-01-02 9:38:35 AM  

jm105: Gubbo: mrwknd: No. But, Scotland's independence, and the reunification of Ireland would do it.

One of those two things is far more likely than the other.

A unified ireland would bring back the Troubles

Republic of Ireland could offer Northern Ireland a deal where they remain a semi autonomous region within the larger state of a unified Ireland.


I don't see that being acceptable to the Unionists in any way.
 
2021-01-02 9:40:15 AM  

Kick The Chair: [Fark user image image 640x565]


We got no class and we got no principals. We can't even think of a word that rhymes!
 
2021-01-02 10:02:19 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x590]
"Freed itself from the clutches of the EU". LOL.

Why does Fark get all its Brexit news from this shiatty rag?


I know it must be somewhat popular but I've never actually seen someone reading it. I've said it before, but the express is for people who think the daily mail is too highbrow
 
2021-01-02 11:16:12 AM  
There will be a United Ireland long before the EU are daft enough to offer membership to the English---at least on terms the English will ever accept. I don't expect it to happen in my lifetime.
 
2021-01-02 11:40:50 AM  

MegaLib: Good.  Humanities future is globalism, not the failed policies of nationalism.  We had 2 world wars over that nonsense


Do democracy and self-determination also figure in this globalist version of the future?
 
2021-01-02 12:42:14 PM  

omgwtfetc: MegaLib: Good.  Humanities future is globalism, not the failed policies of nationalism.  We had 2 world wars over that nonsense

Do democracy and self-determination also figure in this globalist version of the future?


What? No, no!

See, all the nations of the world must unify under a single Global World Order - with the exception of America, because America is so exceptional!

Then everyone will be truly united in doing whatever the Oligarchs tell them to do.
 
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