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(Some Guy)   "Name the fish" contest put on hold, thanks to some asshead   ( phortawesome.com) divider line
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2002-02-04 07:09:00 PM  
I'm guessing it's a Farker, since a lot of them seem to be assheads lately...
2002-02-04 07:09:32 PM  
Okay, who was it?! Fess up, damn it!
2002-02-04 07:10:57 PM  
Stupid assheaded Drew Curtis' Farker (I think we all have to call ourselves Drew Curtis' Farkers now)
2002-02-04 07:11:59 PM  
goo djob fark FACE... I hope your proud..

damn little script kiddies
2002-02-04 07:12:37 PM  
sure, but he spells it Drew Curtis's FARKers
2002-02-04 07:14:19 PM  
Drew Curtis' Fark? WTF?
2002-02-04 07:14:22 PM  
It's not "Farker" it's "Drew Curtis's Farker"
2002-02-04 07:15:54 PM  
It was me. hahahaha. Not really. I'm a designer. We too stoopid to do that.
2002-02-04 07:15:54 PM  
I've been on the boards alot today and I've never seen more Fark bashing lol

Goes to show people don't like change...::cough::cough::Drew...
2002-02-04 07:16:05 PM  
This happened a few days ago i thought.
2002-02-04 07:16:11 PM  
Well, it's not Drew Curtis's Fark.com Comments Thingee.


Maybe I shouldn't be giving him ideas?
2002-02-04 07:17:50 PM  
Who died and put Drew in charge?

Must have been some asshead who complains about everything.

The fish should be named,

The Fish Formerly Known as Gutsucker.
2002-02-04 07:19:08 PM  
I'm guessing it's a Farker, since a lot of them seem to be assheads lately...

Agreed. There's a couple people who flood everything posted to fark. I guess if its funny the first time...
2002-02-04 07:19:21 PM  
now that fish will grow up confused.
"Hey You" - can only carry a fish so far.
2002-02-04 07:24:57 PM  
Who cares what you name him? He's not going to
come when you call him anyway..
2002-02-04 07:25:46 PM  
Call it Drew Curtis' fish?
2002-02-04 07:26:33 PM  
The fish needs a name, agreed Puckhead...thanks to some asshead the fish wont get his name soon. Damn you, damn you all to hell!!
2002-02-04 07:26:59 PM  
Damn it! Now I will have to just sit and wait... with baited breath... until that little fish is finally named 'Drew Curtis's FISH.com' (tm)!!!

This makes me a part of Drew Curtis's Anger (tm) and Drew Curtis's Suspicion (tm) that it was one of our own.

If it is: Punk... Drew Curtis's FARK'ers are everywhere, baby. One of us is gonna' find ya' and give you an old fashoined beat down - Drew Curtis Style (tm).
2002-02-04 07:28:40 PM  
they should name it "poo"
2002-02-04 07:30:16 PM  
Damn, you, Remon! Ya' beat me to the joke... gag... choke... I... have... been... cough cough... defeated.
2002-02-04 07:37:19 PM  
That's Mr. Asshead to you
2002-02-04 07:58:54 PM  
While waiting on the lil fishy to be named, Can someone PLZ tell me how to put a pic in these coments??? Where's the "post a pic browse" thingy??????
I know what you're thinking, BTW, so no reason to type that, Just calmly teach a new farker something! :)
2002-02-04 07:59:21 PM  
Could it be the same guy who scripted his way to Calcutta's Coolest Dudes? Hahaha... sorry Mos... couldn't resist...
2002-02-04 08:01:02 PM  
That's Drew Curtis's Asshead to you....
2002-02-04 08:03:23 PM  
I am Drew Curtis' anger. Time to go make some soap and beat myself up.
2002-02-04 08:04:55 PM  
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2002-02-04 08:05:20 PM  
I considered posting the Ass Head logo again, but decided to restrain myself for once.
2002-02-04 08:05:37 PM  
Name the Fish contest is Back! New and Improved! No assheads please. Please vote to your hearts content.
2002-02-04 08:16:42 PM  
Looks like some 10 year old will be sleeping well tonight
2002-02-04 08:17:40 PM  
Spin the Wheel of Fish!
2002-02-04 08:19:12 PM  
Lu_just_lu - Most people would probably find and FAQ link. Here's a hint: FArQ
2002-02-04 08:21:05 PM  
Awww cmon.. Fark The Multicolor Technifish didn't make it?
2002-02-04 08:21:39 PM  
There always has to be one @$$ in a group. This is the one the rest of the group will hunt down and mercilessly torture, well at least I think we should.
2002-02-04 08:22:51 PM  
let's think about who benefit's from this. Wil Wheaton anybody? He doesn't want the fish named after him, so he flooded the server with other votes! Remember that ds9 episode with the evil riker? Maybe it's like that. Maybe there's an evil wilwheaton, caused by a transporter accident in a tng episode, and he's become a script kiddie (instead of a terrorist like the evil jonathan frakes). Maybe! You just can never be sure.
2002-02-04 08:32:06 PM  
I hate the little bastards who execute DoS attacks. I hope they get the botch. >:(
2002-02-04 08:33:44 PM  
Let's settle this thing right here, right now.

The fish should be named "Vagina" 'cause I believe in truth in packaging. If it 'walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...'

*(that's "Drew Curtis's Vagina", if it pleases you)
2002-02-04 09:19:10 PM  
Fb- is the asshead.
2002-02-04 09:44:26 PM  
I'd bet almost anything that Mos did it.

He's done it at least twice before. With the Calcutta contest, like Chime said, and with Entertainment Weekly's Entertainer of the year.
2002-02-04 10:26:04 PM  
I didn't even know this existed. I did recently put myself on first place at Project Dolphin, but they removed me right away. No screenshot. :(((

So it wasn't me. Put your blame elsewhere.
2002-02-04 10:38:24 PM  
This is why the internet is so great. If i didnt have this connection I would be balancing my checkbook (how many kraft mac's can I buy with $5). Instead, I did humanity a favor and got to help name a fish. Some of the names are pretty funny. Farkers have pretty much ruled the first round with Wil so I went with my fav-the fish formerly known as fish. That's hilarious. I love the internet.
2002-02-04 10:40:22 PM  
i must have missed something along the way. agreed the DOS is stupid, but where did this fish thing come from?

i'm lost (as usual)
2002-02-04 10:55:51 PM  
heheheh...."shizzle my nizzle"... stupid, but I can't help laughing....
2002-02-04 11:01:31 PM  
It's still messed up, since it told me I had voted already, which I hadn't. When are they going to find that glitch?

Anyway, "Chichen Itza" was not on the list, so it doesn't matter.
2002-02-04 11:06:16 PM  
Asshead. That's a new one.
2002-02-04 11:28:08 PM  
Hey, I'm not making fun of the Drew Curtis' Fark.com thingie. I'm just having a little fun with it. I've got nothing wrong with it.
2002-02-04 11:43:12 PM  
what is all this "drew curtis's" jibber jabba all about? did i miss something?
2002-02-05 12:13:42 AM  
hey MOS... do you play Rogue Spear on the zone ?!?!
2002-02-05 12:19:44 AM  
Baracus, go to the main FARK page and loot at the title bar on the top of your browser window.
2002-02-05 12:20:42 AM  
Asshead. New & different. How come no "ass-face"?

People who mess up nice harmless web sites are driven to do it because they can't get laid.
2002-02-05 12:25:49 AM  
321keyturn, thanks. I thought "asshead" was a nice touch to the headline, but can't claim credit for coming up with it.

My personal favorite original term is jack-knob, as in "Fark, I wish this stupid jack-knob would get out of the left lane!"
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