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(Web India)   P. Diddy serves dinner guests with a naked woman as the table centerpiece   ( webindia123.com) divider line
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2004-09-02 02:26:40 AM  
Wow. I actually like P. Diddy more now. After seeing how MTV wussed out with the Music Awards trying to bend over for the FCC I was a little pissed. I am glad to see that P. Diddy (god I hate that name) was able to do something more fitting for an after party. Too bad that part wasn't aired on television though.
2004-09-02 03:33:41 AM  
I prefer hookers.
2004-09-02 03:34:20 AM  
"..sorry i thought it was a melon"

2004-09-02 03:35:33 AM  
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2004-09-02 03:36:18 AM  
Nuts, lowered my opinion of Will Smith.
2004-09-02 03:36:54 AM  
If only I had a nickle for everytime "P. Diddy" was in the news...
2004-09-02 03:37:32 AM  
Sort of like Naked Sushi, but without the cuisine restriction. I still have as of yet to enjoy anything like that, but I'm trying to find an opportunity. Neat.

I wonder if they use Tekka Maki (Tuna) to cover the modesty. :P
2004-09-02 03:38:31 AM  
If ever there was an article that needed pics to back it up....

I mean come on, she was covered by a leaf, you can show that!
2004-09-02 03:40:33 AM  
This article needs some canabalism.
2004-09-02 03:41:14 AM  
And this is wrong beacuse... ???

Face it. The point of the centerpiece is to have something nice to look at during those embarasing silences durning dinner - and there are damn few things that are nicer to look at than a curvaceous naked woman.
2004-09-02 03:41:39 AM  

I've done that before- way back in April- tah dah- naked sushi:


/no html for me
2004-09-02 03:43:58 AM  

not naked
2004-09-02 03:44:40 AM  
I saw a P. Diddy video back when he was Puff Daddy (in the day, you might say). I guess it was "All about the Benjamins". Only time I ever heard the song or saw the video.
There was a shiatload of people on stage totally rocking out, & I thought it sounded great. I know All about the Benjamins was a big hit for P. Diddy but I've never heard the song or seen the video since.
Maybe it was a fever dream. Anyone else seen it?

/not an Urban Music fan, gotta bad memory.
2004-09-02 03:44:54 AM  
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/html for you
2004-09-02 03:44:59 AM  
2004-09-02 03:46:07 AM  
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allow me to assist bevillan
2004-09-02 03:46:48 AM  
maybe he was all depressed after getting booed and booted off the stage in an Ibiza nightclub http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=6145

or maybe because the cops raided his yacht http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=6162
2004-09-02 03:46:51 AM  
doh... was beat to the punch!
2004-09-02 03:46:56 AM  

great song. both versions.
(the rock version got more play, probably the video you remember)
2004-09-02 03:56:04 AM  
Thanks, Anton. I guess I'm not just making things up.
It's funny I've never heard it or seen it since.
2004-09-02 03:57:30 AM  
2004-09-02 03:58:33 AM  

actually, they replayed all the videos that won MTV VMAs through the years on MTZ2 last weekend, and I saw that video and had the same reaction you would've: "Oh, yeah, that was a cool song, whatever happened to that?"
2004-09-02 03:58:35 AM  
I'm amazed he didn't have her covered in diamonds...If bling-bling makes an ipod better, imagine what'd do for a hot naked centerpiece.
2004-09-02 04:07:26 AM  
I guess even women with really terrible self-esteem issues have to make a living.
2004-09-02 04:08:59 AM  
Yeah, it's weird. Saw it once, wasn't sure if it was real; as I really dug it (I mean c'mon it's p.diddy)
I don't watch much MTV(MuchMusic: me canadian)But as a musician I thought it really kicked ass.

Benjamin download is imminent

/You hip to the Sammy Davis Junior/Anton LeVay connection?
Cooler than Diddy!
2004-09-02 04:12:07 AM  
Rich man pays dirty woman to do something for him. And this is news?? Who the hell lets you people breed?
2004-09-02 04:12:24 AM  
/lots of myth re: ASL
2004-09-02 04:19:04 AM  
SDJ hung with ASL when he played London in the late 60's.
No shiat. I have both Sammy's autobiographies (well read) and he touches on it. But As far as I know, they were more than pen-pals. Believe it or not, but Blood Sweat & Tears were also involved. Not to toot my own horn, but I know my Sammy Davis Junior.
2004-09-02 04:22:15 AM  


2004-09-02 04:24:31 AM  
Puff-Daddy then Puffy then P. Diddy soon to be P. Diddly Ding-Dong Doofus (theonion). Seriously though this clown should get on his knees every day and thank god that people buy the sh|+ he produces. Simply amazing.
2004-09-02 04:25:11 AM  
Too tired to read all that now.

/but I swear it's true
2004-09-02 04:30:27 AM  
Puff-Daddy then Puffy then P. Diddy soon to be P. Diddly Ding-Dong Doofus (theonion). Seriously though this clown should get on his knees every day and thank god that people buy the shiat he produces. Simply amazing.

Damn straight! He is the #1 man. He ran a marathon for somthing. And then he did something else.
2004-09-02 04:36:05 AM  
Thank god he never made it this side of the water.
2004-09-02 04:46:01 AM  
then Will took some fruit and everyone joined in

who was that fruit ? I wanted to thank him

/let the celebrity salad toss begin !
2004-09-02 04:47:55 AM  
Whoa, whoa....you had me at naked.
2004-09-02 04:48:45 AM  
classy fellow. I bet she was paid with gaudy furs and diamonds.
2004-09-02 04:49:34 AM  
What is the big deal here? Wasn't naked sushi a fad a couple of years ago? I just watched the rerun of Surreal Life with MC Hammer and Corey Feldman refusing to eat the sushi off the girl tonight and that show was from a couple of years ago!! Come on Fark,,been slacking a bit lately!!!
2004-09-02 04:51:49 AM  
My brother beat 'ol Diddy in that marathon.
2004-09-02 05:08:15 AM  
What were they dipping the chips in?
2004-09-02 05:32:23 AM  
got damn this site is full of haters
2004-09-02 05:43:27 AM  
I could never get away with that at one of my dinner parties. It wouldn't match the Royal Doulton with the hand painted periwinkles.
2004-09-02 05:59:48 AM  
I can only assume she was from someone else's naked dinner party, except with new makeup.
2004-09-02 06:01:48 AM  
Dear news media:

Welcome to 2 years ago.
2004-09-02 06:18:33 AM  
can we get a "farkwit" tag?
2004-09-02 06:28:57 AM  
Chuck Berry agrees...
2004-09-02 06:33:54 AM  
"I guess even women with really terrible self-esteem issues have to make a living."

If someone offered me money to see my body, I'd take it as a compliment.
2004-09-02 07:23:25 AM  
Am I the only person who finds something deeply disturbing about this? I'm actually pretty sickened by the whole idea...it's demeaning and pointless.
2004-09-02 07:30:34 AM  
She's white huh?
2004-09-02 07:34:25 AM  
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2004-09-02 07:56:44 AM  
What the hell does "Vote or Die" mean, exactly?

Lets ask Diddy...

"We have the power to make things cool, hot and sexy- from the clothes we wear to the cars we drive to the bling we buy, " Diddy declared during his voter registration at NYU's Kimmel Center. "Now we're going to make voting cool. We are the true leaders of today."
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