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2020-12-28 2:35:50 PM  
F*ck ALL of you plague rats!
 
2020-12-28 2:43:26 PM  
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2020-12-28 3:09:07 PM  

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I don't-... um...  I don't know what else is left to say here.
 
2020-12-28 3:09:46 PM  
Fox news was reporting holiday travel like it was a good thing.
 
2020-12-28 3:10:59 PM  

Cafe Threads: F*ck ALL of you plague rats!


Don't worry, I'm sure a couple of them will be along shortly to accuse people of "living in fear" or "cowering indoors" or something.

When someone takes common courtesy or adherence to scientific best practices as some weird insult to masculinity when it has NOTHING to do with masculinity, that's someone who contributes more to the human race as compost than they ever will in life.
 
2020-12-28 3:12:22 PM  
Where the droplets glisten
And folks don't listen
Now mom's got the covid toe.
 
2020-12-28 3:12:53 PM  
🎶dead, dead... dead, dead-dead🎶
 
2020-12-28 3:14:44 PM  
Here's the good news:
By the time schools reopen on January 4, it'll be ten days after Christmas, meaning they'll have probably already developed symptoms.
 
2020-12-28 3:15:41 PM  
Duh? Can we say duh without it being offensive? Because Duh. We all saw this coming.
 
2020-12-28 3:17:47 PM  
I just hope it doesn't end up as bad like when everyone traveled for Thanksgiving.  And Memorial Day.  And Halloween.  And the Fourth of July.  At the rate we're going, we'll have 5,000 dead a day by Christmas.
 
2020-12-28 3:17:57 PM  

kyleaugustus: Here's the good news:
By the time schools reopen on January 4, it'll be ten days after Christmas, meaning they'll have probably already developed symptoms.


We just have to hope that people who catch it at Christmas will have developed symptoms before their New Year's Eve parties. A bit over half should have, but the others can spread it to their circle of local friends instead of just keeping it in their families.
 
2020-12-28 3:18:21 PM  

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"I will die for money."

This is our mantra.
 
2020-12-28 3:20:09 PM  

aungen: namegoeshere: [scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 180x218]

"I will die for money."

This is our mantra.


More like "I don't care if you die for my money".
 
2020-12-28 3:21:22 PM  
Americans are irredeemably stupid.
 
2020-12-28 3:22:32 PM  
ALL TSA agents and air traffic control and pilots are of the body of the Trump.  Every last one of them needs to be put on the list for the truth and recconcilliation committee for a struggle session and possible exile to Gitmo.  If The ATC and pilots and TSA all just went on strike, the planes couldn't fly, meaning plague rats couldn't travel as easily.  We should have dropped daisy cutters on all the runways before thanksgiving, as a nation.  The Fouci should have ordered it.
 
2020-12-28 3:22:43 PM  
I was just invited to a NY Eve party about 20 min ago.
Sounded like about 15-20ppl, indoors with the option of everyone crashing there for the night if they need to.
Declined.
Sheesh. Really?
 
2020-12-28 3:24:19 PM  
The plague rats are the real heroes. Without them, we never would have had sufficient data for vaccine approval.
 
2020-12-28 3:27:26 PM  

valenumr: The plague rats are the real heroes. Without them, we never would have had sufficient data for vaccine approval.


You still don't. The FDA hasn't approved a COVID-19 vaccine yet. Don't mistake an emergency use exception for FDA approval.
 
2020-12-28 3:30:21 PM  

JayCab: aungen: namegoeshere: [scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 180x218]

"I will die for money."

This is our mantra.

More like "I don't care if you die for my money".


The majority of people ignoring the advice aren't making money off of travelling to infect Grandma for Christmas.  It's "I don't care who I kill so other people can make money."
 
2020-12-28 3:32:16 PM  
Did anyone take pictures of the TSA queues?
 
2020-12-28 3:33:43 PM  

Compact Travel Size: kyleaugustus: Here's the good news:
By the time schools reopen on January 4, it'll be ten days after Christmas, meaning they'll have probably already developed symptoms.

We just have to hope that people who catch it at Christmas will have developed symptoms before their New Year's Eve parties. A bit over half should have, but the others can spread it to their circle of local friends instead of just keeping it in their families.


It would be nice to think that having symptoms will stop people from attending parties, but we have people sick enough to literally die getting on farking airplanes, so I'm not holding my breath.
 
2020-12-28 3:36:25 PM  

Resident Muslim: Did anyone take pictures of the TSA queues?


Found one at the gate:
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2020-12-28 3:40:34 PM  

JayCab: aungen: namegoeshere: [scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 180x218]

"I will die for money."

This is our mantra.

More like "I don't care if you die for my money".


I stand by what I said.  Electricians, Carpenters, Plumbers, Factory workers, Toll Booth operators, TSA agents, Pole Dancers, RipperDocs, and 3 breasted martians.

They all ignore COVID and show up for the paycheck.  The lady waxing my privates didn't even wear a mask. She could plainly see that I wasn't wearing one, and I kept coughing.  Like ... why would she even do that, except for money?

Also, I hear COVID has been found in sea men.
 
2020-12-28 3:41:34 PM  
/clearly, someone messed with my coffee this morning.  weird things are being posted.
 
2020-12-28 3:53:18 PM  
I've slowly built up a supply on non perishables and frozen meat and vegies over the last few months.  I ran to the grocery store at 6AM this morning to grab 2x18 cartons of eggs and 2 gallons of organic milk (ultra pasteurized, use by date is in Feb).

I'm not planning on leaving the house for the next 3-4 weeks.  We've only got about 2,000 estimated active cases in my county (Williamson, TX w/ 550,000 so 0.3%) and my zip is one of the lowest but despite several months of mandatory mask wearing the rate of infection is doing this.....

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/Milk and egg bins were overflowing so I'm guessing the stores are gearing up for a rush.
 
2020-12-28 3:56:16 PM  

aungen: JayCab: aungen: namegoeshere: [scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 180x218]

"I will die for money."

This is our mantra.

More like "I don't care if you die for my money".

I stand by what I said.  Electricians, Carpenters, Plumbers, Factory workers, Toll Booth operators, TSA agents, Pole Dancers, RipperDocs, and 3 breasted martians.

They all ignore COVID and show up for the paycheck.  The lady waxing my privates didn't even wear a mask. She could plainly see that I wasn't wearing one, and I kept coughing.  Like ... why would she even do that, except for money?

Also, I hear COVID has been found in sea men.


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2020-12-28 4:03:40 PM  

SpectroBoy: aungen: JayCab: aungen: namegoeshere: [scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 180x218]

"I will die for money."

This is our mantra.

More like "I don't care if you die for my money".

I stand by what I said.  Electricians, Carpenters, Plumbers, Factory workers, Toll Booth operators, TSA agents, Pole Dancers, RipperDocs, and 3 breasted martians.

They all ignore COVID and show up for the paycheck.  The lady waxing my privates didn't even wear a mask. She could plainly see that I wasn't wearing one, and I kept coughing.  Like ... why would she even do that, except for money?

Also, I hear COVID has been found in sea men.

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I do not understand at all, but I highly approve
 
2020-12-28 4:04:57 PM  

FormlessOne: valenumr: The plague rats are the real heroes. Without them, we never would have had sufficient data for vaccine approval.

You still don't. The FDA hasn't approved a COVID-19 vaccine yet. Don't mistake an emergency use exception for FDA approval.


This is true, but the important point is that they are sacrificing their lives to benefit the entire world. It's the american way.
 
2020-12-28 5:11:32 PM  

kyleaugustus: Here's the good news:
By the time schools reopen on January 4, it'll be ten days after Christmas, meaning they'll have probably already developed symptoms.


Our school is in person these days.  Before winter break, they begged people not to travel.  In the next breath, they then said they know no one's gonna listen, so the week of January 4th will be virtual only to give time for the plague rats to have traveled for New Years and still have time to develop symptoms.
 
2020-12-28 5:16:09 PM  
it is getting to the point that more folks are killed by the flu.
and it seems some are figuring it out by getting back to normal.
 
2020-12-28 5:26:39 PM  

WTP 2: it is getting to the point that more folks are killed by the flu.
and it seems some are figuring it out by getting back to normal.


"It"? What do you mean, "it"?
 
2020-12-28 5:28:19 PM  

WTP 2: it is getting to the point that more folks are killed by the flu.
and it seems some are figuring it out by getting back to normal.


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2020-12-28 5:41:07 PM  

WTP 2: it is getting to the point that more folks are killed by the flu.
and it seems some are figuring it out by getting back to normal.


Errr..  60-80k per year for the world, with the flu.

330K+ for the US alone, 1.78M+ for the world so far this year...

Assuming I am not a complete goober, my math says.... 22-30x as deadly as the anual flu.

So yup, just like the flu.
 
2020-12-28 5:50:23 PM  

GrogSmash: WTP 2: it is getting to the point that more folks are killed by the flu.
and it seems some are figuring it out by getting back to normal.

Errr..  60-80k per year for the world, with the flu.

330K+ for the US alone, 1.78M+ for the world so far this year...

Assuming I am not a complete goober, my math says.... 22-30x as deadly as the anual flu.

So yup, just like the flu.


I am a goober.  World wide flu deaths for 2019 was between 250-450K, so the 60-80K was for the US.

So its still 4-5x deadlier than the flu.
 
2020-12-28 6:25:21 PM  

Resident Muslim: Resident Muslim: Did anyone take pictures of the TSA queues?

Found one at the gate:
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The only hilarious thing about this picture is that about 10 mins after it was taken, they all ended up sitting even closer together in a sealed metal tube.
 
2020-12-28 7:56:39 PM  

Father_Jack: Americans are irredeemably stupid.


Half. Half are.
 
2020-12-28 9:01:52 PM  

WTP 2: it is getting to the point that more folks are killed by the flu.
and it seems some are figuring it out by getting back to normal.


Does it hurt to be that stupid?
 
2020-12-28 9:50:14 PM  

Wanderlusting: Resident Muslim: Resident Muslim: Did anyone take pictures of the TSA queues?

Found one at the gate:
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The only hilarious thing about this picture is that about 10 mins after it was taken, they all ended up sitting even closer together in a sealed metal tube.


True.
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