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(NPR)   ...well, I suppose that's better than breath mints   (npr.org) divider line
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3493 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Dec 2020 at 9:04 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-12-24 9:08:35 PM  
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me laser eye surgery
 
2020-12-24 9:09:57 PM  
Nah, breath mints are a fine gift when you have to wear a mask.
 
2020-12-24 9:10:40 PM  
What's with all these npr links?

And why do all these npr links SUCK SO MUCH?
 
2020-12-24 9:23:50 PM  

WhippingBoi: What's with all these npr links?

And why do all these npr links SUCK SO MUCH?


Because you touch yourself at night.
 
2020-12-24 9:27:19 PM  
My wife was given some pomegranate scented crap, that flows inside the bottle like it was as thick as maple syrup, and lists no ingredients other than '70% alcohol'

No thanks.  I'll stick to the bottles of rubbing alcohol that list their concentration

It's going to be like those gift scented candles that clutter up your house forever.  Maybe if you're lucky you can burn it a little during a hurricane.  Do you really want to?
 
2020-12-24 9:28:47 PM  
Two covid shots
And a hand sanitizer in a of free bottle
 
2020-12-24 9:44:08 PM  
Can't compare to a Hot Cocoa Sampler Box
 
2020-12-24 9:45:10 PM  
Back in the late Spring we gave TP as gifts. Unironically. And it was appreciated. At the time it was like a seat in a lifeboat. (So to speak)
 
2020-12-24 9:47:29 PM  
need a stuffer?
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2020-12-24 10:04:40 PM  
I've gotten this as a Christmas gift more than once.

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2020-12-24 11:51:39 PM  

Rob3Fan: Can't compare to a Hot Cocoa Sampler Box


it's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.
 
2020-12-25 12:29:54 AM  

yakmans_dad: Back in the late Spring we gave TP as gifts. Unironically. And it was appreciated. At the time it was like a seat in a lifeboat. (So to speak)


Jeez! Just how much were you hoarding?!!
Were you singlehandedly responsible for the shortage?!

/:p
//AFTA, what's next, gifting deodorant?!
///I'm about to shower, so shut up.
 
2020-12-25 1:36:11 AM  
Dang it she stole my idea.......except my hand sanitizer was all free from the hospital..........
 
2020-12-25 7:14:20 AM  

yakmans_dad: Back in the late Spring we gave TP as gifts. Unironically. And it was appreciated. At the time it was like a seat in a lifeboat. (So to speak)


A couple restaurants around here were giving away a roll of TP with takeout orders over a certain threshold back in April or May. And we were damn excited about it.
 
2020-12-25 9:18:19 AM  

Resident Muslim: yakmans_dad: Back in the late Spring we gave TP as gifts. Unironically. And it was appreciated. At the time it was like a seat in a lifeboat. (So to speak)

Jeez! Just how much were you hoarding?!!


A web order of Chinese TP came through. (That should be a joke and isn't)
 
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