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(The New York Times)   If you've been concerned about Brad Parscale's future, don't. He's doing really important house flipping work now and is launching his new political data company, which will provide conservative campaigns with all the freshly invented facts they need   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2020-12-24 9:47:11 AM  
So he's still drunk as shiat.
 
2020-12-24 11:31:58 AM  
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2020-12-24 12:37:47 PM  
Flipping houses is hard work.  Grifting suckers is nothing compared to it.
 
2020-12-24 3:51:09 PM  
Brad Parscale is just a guy.  Him, Kellyanne, Bannon, and the rest of the campaign were carried over the finish line by DT's personality.  It's  been very annoying for 4 years watching writers try to pretend that these people are political savants.
 
2020-12-24 4:28:59 PM  
I was reading that article, then I thought, "Why the fark am I reading an article about Brad farking Parscale?"
 
2020-12-24 4:29:40 PM  
He underestimates the power of a fully funded and operational Lincoln Project.

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2020-12-24 4:33:23 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Brad Parscale is just a guy.  Him, Kellyanne, Bannon, and the rest of the campaign were carried over the finish line by DT's personality.  It's  been very annoying for 4 years watching writers try to pretend that these people are political savants.


In Donald Trump's political class, infra-sub-flyweight, they are.

Their championship belt is made of glitter macaroni.
 
2020-12-24 4:34:43 PM  
The company is called "Four Seasons Factscaping".
 
2020-12-24 4:35:09 PM  
I wasn't, actually.
 
2020-12-24 4:42:26 PM  
What if I need him to totally not take an obscene amount of money from a political campaign for not doing any work?

/ I still say that he deserves a medal for stealing all of that Trump money.
 
2020-12-24 4:42:57 PM  

fatassbastard: I was reading that article, then I thought, "Why the fark am I reading an article about Brad farking Parscale?"


You were hoping they'd explain his football head?
 
2020-12-24 4:43:54 PM  

janzee: The company is called "Four Seasons Factscaping".


Instead of Fraud Guarantee, they're naming it Failure Guarantee.

/ Ridicule Guarantee was taken
 
2020-12-24 4:49:26 PM  

cherryl taggart: Flipping houses is hard work.  Grifting suckers is nothing compared to it.


I am assuming that Parscale is just providing capital, and hiring day laborers to do the work, without checking their immigration status.  Ahem.
 
2020-12-24 4:51:09 PM  
I was worried he wouldn't get one of his wife's airbags in the divorce
 
2020-12-24 4:59:46 PM  
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2020-12-24 5:05:47 PM  
Who?
 
2020-12-24 5:44:20 PM  
Yea this looks like the kind of guy you would want working on the house you're buying.
 
2020-12-24 5:45:34 PM  
His chunk of the $124 million should mean that he no longer needs to work.
I'd buy an island and live there with hookers and cats. I'd never be sober again.
 
2020-12-24 5:47:18 PM  
So it's going to be the conservapedia version of 538? Paging unskewing the polls guy... Looks like you are needed on aisle 9...
 
2020-12-24 6:06:18 PM  

iheartscotch: What if I need him to totally not take an obscene amount of money from a political campaign for not doing any work?

/ I still say that he deserves a medal for stealing all of that Trump money.


Stealing from Trump sure as hell takes him out of the running for a peremptory pardon
 
2020-12-24 9:27:25 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: [Fark user image 425x301]


The confused look of someone who is pushing 40 and still doesn't know how a can opener works.
 
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