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(Daily Express)   Man, Spider-Man 3 is really working hard to be the literal worst (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
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2020-12-24 2:53:59 AM  
Keeping Toby McGuire?
 
2020-12-24 2:55:03 AM  
Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby


And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.
 
2020-12-24 2:56:24 AM  
The multiverse thing worked well in Spiderverse- who says it can't in live action?
 
2020-12-24 3:45:37 AM  
subby's exaggerating the nsfw content
 
2020-12-24 3:57:46 AM  
Subbys confusing "worst" with "best friggin thing of all time ever in the history of everything."
 
2020-12-24 4:11:02 AM  
Sp what about Doc Oc and James Franco as Green Goblin II/Venom?
 
2020-12-24 4:27:05 AM  

punkwrestler: Sp what about Doc Oc and James Franco as Green Goblin II/Venom?


Oc is already returning. Stoner boy can stay away
 
2020-12-24 4:46:28 AM  
Maybe Doc Ock wile have a replay of his "Sniff My Finger" scene from SM 2.
 
2020-12-24 4:52:29 AM  

moothemagiccow: subby's exaggerating the nsfw content


That seems to be a default warning about all links to that site.
 
2020-12-24 5:22:27 AM  
I just want the Charlie Cox rumor to be true, and for him to bring along Vinnie D'Onofrio while he's at it.
 
2020-12-24 5:29:03 AM  
The struggle is still real.

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2020-12-24 6:09:05 AM  
Will Holland even be in it?
 
2020-12-24 6:29:00 AM  

Old Man Winter: Will Holland even be in it?


Next Christmas sees the release of Tom Holland's third solo outing as Peter Parker

Let us know when you can read as well as a first grader
 
2020-12-24 6:35:33 AM  
Willem was made for better parts than Green Goblin.

Willem Dafoe as Joker
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2020-12-24 6:53:50 AM  
i think the addition of topher grace will make it extra special.
 
2020-12-24 7:42:25 AM  

Old Man Winter: Will Holland even be in it?


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Will Holland?  From the Minnesota Twins?  Gutsy move bringing in a relatively unknown shortstop into a Spiderman movie but let's see what he can do.

/please pay Paul Giamatti to be in this movie, not as Rhino, just as Paul Giamatti.
 
2020-12-24 7:44:02 AM  
I forget the origins of most of these characters, so I hope they spend at least 80 minutes on each of their individual backstories.
 
2020-12-24 7:55:32 AM  
Hold my beer.

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2020-12-24 8:11:03 AM  

chitownmike: Keeping Toby McGuire?


Toby Mcguire is Spiderman just like Chris Reeves is Superman, the rest are hack wannabies, cardboard cutouts.
 
2020-12-24 8:13:35 AM  

weirdneighbour: chitownmike: Keeping Toby McGuire?

Toby Mcguire is Spiderman just like Chris Reeves is Superman, the rest are hack wannabies, cardboard cutouts.


McGuire was whiny and ten years too old for the part, but he was a good actor. Holland is better at both Peter and Spidey.
 
2020-12-24 8:16:13 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Old Man Winter: Will Holland even be in it?

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Will Holland?  From the Minnesota Twins?  Gutsy move bringing in a relatively unknown shortstop into a Spiderman movie but let's see what he can do.

/please pay Paul Giamatti to be in this movie, not as Rhino, just as Paul Giamatti.


No, he meant Willa Holland.

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Spider-Man 3 is going to be an EPIC crossover.
 
2020-12-24 8:17:48 AM  
What is needed is a 'Mr. Peterson' movie, I could listen to that guy talk all day.
 
2020-12-24 8:23:49 AM  

weirdneighbour: What is needed is a 'Mr. Peterson' movie, I could listen to that guy talk all day.


I meant  Mr.Jamison, though a Norm movie might be interesting.
 
2020-12-24 8:39:02 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Old Man Winter: Will Holland even be in it?

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Will Holland?  From the Minnesota Twins?  Gutsy move bringing in a relatively unknown shortstop into a Spiderman movie but let's see what he can do.

/please pay Paul Giamatti to be in this movie, not as Rhino, just as Paul Giamatti.


Wouldn't mind seeing him as hammerhead.
 
2020-12-24 8:41:19 AM  

resident dystopian: i think the addition of topher grace will make it extra special.


Holy shiat he was a poor choice for Eddie Brock.
 
2020-12-24 8:42:09 AM  

weirdneighbour: chitownmike: Keeping Toby McGuire?

Toby Mcguire is Spiderman just like Chris Reeves is Superman, the rest are hack wannabies, cardboard cutouts.


McGuire was good/decent, Holland is the best, and Garfield sucked.
 
2020-12-24 8:44:15 AM  

weirdneighbour: weirdneighbour: What is needed is a 'Mr. Peterson' movie, I could listen to that guy talk all day.

I meant  Mr.Jamison, though a Norm movie might be interesting.


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2020-12-24 8:45:12 AM  
Needs more Macy Gray.
 
2020-12-24 8:59:04 AM  

The_Sponge: Needs more Macy Gray.


Lol Sony shoehorned her into that movie so badly and it did what exactly for her career? Oh, that's right ......
 
2020-12-24 9:02:48 AM  

lifeslammer: Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby


And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.


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2020-12-24 9:03:39 AM  

jayphat: The_Sponge: Needs more Macy Gray.

Lol Sony shoehorned her into that movie so badly and it did what exactly for her career? Oh, that's right ......


Yup.  I still remember rolling my eyes when she appeared on screen.  Talk about forced.
 
2020-12-24 9:13:06 AM  
*scans for 'written by Batman V Superman writer' and 'Alex Kurtzman.' No entries found.

Proceed.
 
2020-12-24 9:33:57 AM  

browneye: lifeslammer: Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby


And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.

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That. Dig far back enough in the Farkives and you'll find Farkers sure that Heath Ledger would be the worst Joker ever.
 
2020-12-24 9:42:04 AM  
Is the headline playing on the "too many villains ruin a superhero movie" trope?
 
2020-12-24 9:46:31 AM  

Vacation Bible School: Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Old Man Winter: Will Holland even be in it?

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Will Holland?  From the Minnesota Twins?  Gutsy move bringing in a relatively unknown shortstop into a Spiderman movie but let's see what he can do.

/please pay Paul Giamatti to be in this movie, not as Rhino, just as Paul Giamatti.

No, he meant Willa Holland.

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Spider-Man 3 is going to be an EPIC crossover.


Sigh.. I miss Willa Holland..
 
2020-12-24 10:14:48 AM  
This film has everything

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and also - starting to sound like this:

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2020-12-24 10:22:52 AM  

Fireproof: browneye: lifeslammer: Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby


And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.

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That. Dig far back enough in the Farkives and you'll find Farkers sure that Heath Ledger would be the worst Joker ever.


Be fair, everyone on Fark thought he would be terrible. He didn't have any remotely similar roles and was seen as more of a teen heartthrob that had one or two independent successes. I will be the first to say that I was very skeptical until I saw the first trailer.
/was on fark long before setting up an account
 
2020-12-24 10:50:49 AM  

lifeslammer: Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby

And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.


Except we've already seen Dafoe as Goblin and he was entirely too hammy in the role.
 
2020-12-24 11:21:52 AM  

portnoyd: lifeslammer: Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby

And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.

Except we've already seen Dafoe as Goblin and he was entirely too hammy in the role.


Agree, it's the only role I haven't been completely on board with him. I think  maybe he's not the right actor for the character?
 
2020-12-24 11:27:43 AM  

portnoyd: lifeslammer: Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby

And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.

Except we've already seen Dafoe as Goblin and he was entirely too hammy in the role.


Have... have you not seen Dafoe in a movie before?  Him hamming it up is worth the price of admission!
 
2020-12-24 11:28:49 AM  
I think they're going to throw a curve ball. These actors will all be playing new versions of their old characters. Dafoe will be a Green Goblin/Norman Osborn, but he won't be the one we saw in the old movies. Church will be a Sandman but not that Sandman. And so on.

They'll be versions from other dimensions. They'll look different. They'll possibly even act a little different. You know what's really telling? I haven't heard one word about Topher Grace coming back as Venom.

I think Tobey and Andrew will be different Spider-Men, but not necessarily the ones we saw before.

I also think all these multidimensional villains will become the Sinister Six. Sony's been dying to get the Sinister Six on screen, and now they have a chance. It'll be like a "best of the worst" collection of villains from different realities. Mysterio, Goblin, Sandman, Doc Ock, Scorpion, Electro.  The Scorpion will be the one from the MCU proper (either that, or Vulture, but he seems to have been reformed so I don't think he'll go that route. Besides, Keaton is busy being old Batman again.) Mysterio will be the Beck we saw before (He didn't die; He's a special effects wiz, right? He faked it.)

Jamie Fox has said his Electro in this is "different" from the one he played before. That, plus the fact that Ock and Goblin are dead in the Raimi franchise, makes me think they're going for something deeper than just grabbing villains from those old franchises.
 
2020-12-24 11:30:54 AM  

Summoner101: portnoyd: lifeslammer: Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby

And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.

Except we've already seen Dafoe as Goblin and he was entirely too hammy in the role.

Have... have you not seen Dafoe in a movie before?  Him hamming it up is worth the price of admission!


Dafoe was great in The Life Aquatic. Played against type as a mostly silent character.
 
2020-12-24 11:32:27 AM  

portnoyd: lifeslammer: Dafoe is an amazing actor subby. fark you subby

And add in another fark you for judging shiat before a trailer is even released.

Except we've already seen Dafoe as Goblin and he was entirely too hammy in the role.


Goblin IS hammy when he's in crazy mode. He's downright loony. Sinister, but loony.

The trick with Goblin is to get the straight scenes as Norman down right-- A crazy man trying not to seem crazy, but with bits of it trickling out. Norman always seems like he's going to burst from holding the Goblin person in too long.

No, what sucked about the Raimi version was not so much Dafoe's performance, but the shiatty-awful costume they chose. It was dumb then and it's dumb now.

But Dafoe's was still better than "he has scabies" Goblin from the Garfield series. Holy shiat is Dane DeHaan a terrible, unwatchable actor! And his version of the Goblin was just plain stupid.
 
2020-12-24 11:42:43 AM  
McGrits:

Dafoe was great in The Life Aquatic. Played against type as a mostly silent character.

God I love that movie. Can't get over the how some people think it's the lesser of the Anderson films. To me it is the best one, everything in it works for me.
 
2020-12-24 11:44:25 AM  

WilderKWight: Goblin person in too long


persona

damn.
 
2020-12-24 11:50:46 AM  

Bslim: McGrits:

Dafoe was great in The Life Aquatic. Played against type as a mostly silent character.

God I love that movie. Can't get over the how some people think it's the lesser of the Anderson films. To me it is the best one, everything in it works for me.


It is the best movie ever when you have a serious hangover on a Saturday morning. Just quirky enough to entertain and keep your attention but nothing in your face. Plus great music.
 
2020-12-24 12:20:47 PM  
Remember The CW's Crisis on Infinite Earths and the scene with the TV Flash meeting the movies Flash? And the various versions of Superman?
 
2020-12-24 12:20:54 PM  

Alphax: moothemagiccow: subby's exaggerating the nsfw content

That seems to be a default warning about all links to that site.


Pretty sure my iphone got the herp
 
2020-12-24 12:29:46 PM  

The_Sponge: jayphat: The_Sponge: Needs more Macy Gray.

Lol Sony shoehorned her into that movie so badly and it did what exactly for her career? Oh, that's right ......

Yup.  I still remember rolling my eyes when she appeared on screen.  Talk about forced.


All the sony products in the Garfield movies.
Swear you could make a drinking game ,spot the Sony.
 
2020-12-24 1:13:54 PM  
I want the after credit to tie into into the Spider-Verse 2
 
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