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2020-12-22 10:06:31 PM  
That boy is on the stupid side of every issue.
 
2020-12-22 10:53:31 PM  
He's an asshole.
 
2020-12-23 12:02:42 AM  
How many die before the contract tracers can prove his event is tantamount to murder? So hard to reconcile because he's pro life. It's almost like he's not honest at all or do facts not equal facts these days?
 
2020-12-23 2:39:47 AM  
It's more people than paid to see his last movie.
 
2020-12-23 3:32:08 AM  
 I wouldn't risk a hangnnail for Kirk Cameron.
 
2020-12-23 3:35:13 AM  
Officials with The Oaks mall said the "irresponsible" event was not authorized by the mall and they have requested it be moved.

"The event occurring at The Oaks at this moment is a non-sanctioned event," mall officials said.


What an asshole. They didn't even invite him.
 
2020-12-23 3:41:29 AM  
Nothing that an AC-130 flying overhead at 2,000 meters can't fix.
 
2020-12-23 3:44:56 AM  
I wouldn't risk *lunch* for him, let alone with him.
 
2020-12-23 3:45:38 AM  
Dammit Jim, I'm an actor, not a plague rat.
 
2020-12-23 3:47:55 AM  
FTA:"We continue to share our community's concerns over these irresponsible - yet constitutionally protected - events and have law enforcement on property. We reached out to the organizer to ask that the event be moved."

So did the law enforcement officers arrest or ticket Kirk and his people? Because that sounds to me like the mall wants to let them stay and sing, protecting their carols and gathering regardless of the pandemic restrictions. They said it is constitutionally protected, and that they asked for the protest to be moved, but the important part is that the mall asked Kirk to move, they did not ask the law enforcement to move Kirk.

The mall is supporting Kirk by arguing that nobody is responsible for the harm if his event spreads Covid. They could still be sued. The law enforcement also should have moved Kirk and Co. without the mall making any comment at all. I understand that LEOs should always opt for the public to resolve conflicts, but the journalist has given us only part of the story. Did Kirk leave? Whose authority got him to buzz off? If Kirk left on his own terms, when he wanted, that would be confusing. This story really leaves unanswered the question of who is in charge.

tl;dr: The story is missing the ending.
 
2020-12-23 3:49:15 AM  
Kirk thinks he's God's homie, and as such should be sent home ASAP
 
2020-12-23 3:49:48 AM  
Where's the police brutality?  No tear gas, no rubber bullets... oh, wait...

*Checks color chart*

Carry on.
 
2020-12-23 3:49:59 AM  
"Let your voice be heard at this peaceful protest praising the Prince of Peace be silenced as you are likely to be intubated, because you and every like-minded, selfish fark would rather roleplay as a plague rat than give a moment's thought about the lives of others," Cameron wrote on social media.

/Fixed that for everyone
 
2020-12-23 3:52:30 AM  
Tobias: There are dozens of us!
 
2020-12-23 4:06:27 AM  
I'll risk my life for him only if he invites me to one of his nifty parties!
 
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2020-12-23 4:12:50 AM  
I don't think he understands his own religion, he is more like a pimple upon it.
 
2020-12-23 4:13:28 AM  
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2020-12-23 4:14:33 AM  
You stupid stupid asshole.
 
2020-12-23 4:23:08 AM  
He, like most of the extreme right, is human garbage.
 
2020-12-23 4:26:09 AM  
I suggest people throw bananas...Not ones that are still edible..But the brown ones lurking around that
are kinds gross..Or, better yet, from the freezer that you will never make banana bread from...
 
2020-12-23 4:27:00 AM  
Kirk Cameron is a complete and total douchebag, exhibit 1001.  Seriously, what a farking asshole, and unChristian as dog shiat.
 
2020-12-23 4:28:35 AM  
Ugh. I used to think he was just an idiot. Now I hate him and his carolers. Arrogant farkers.
 
2020-12-23 4:31:46 AM  
Will there be subway?
 
2020-12-23 4:34:42 AM  
CCOKC - Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron - *OFFICIAL*
Youtube leCWArBLghA
 
2020-12-23 4:54:16 AM  
There have as of around 3:30am today been three hundred twenty two thousand deaths recorded in the U.S. due to Covid.  Given the current surge in new cases that number will go nowhere but up and we will be pushing four hundred thousand by mid to late January.  Think about that for a few moments.  That idiot (Cameron) along with the rest of the anti-mask cretins are and will continue to be directly responsible for those easily preventable deaths.  There is a word for people who go out of their way to spread a virus that kills people.
 
2020-12-23 4:54:58 AM  
He's a total asshole.
 
2020-12-23 5:03:36 AM  
He does share a birthday with Aleister Crowley, so being an evil shiat just comes naturally to him.  The difference is that Crowley was honest about it, and on that alone was a much better person than Kirk Cameron could ever hope to be.
 
2020-12-23 5:14:26 AM  

Amish Tech Support: Officials with The Oaks mall said the "irresponsible" event was not authorized by the mall and they have requested it be moved.

"The event occurring at The Oaks at this moment is a non-sanctioned event," mall officials said.


What an asshole. They didn't even invite him.


They could arrest him for trespassing then, fire some tear gas into the crowd. But they might be too white for that.
 
2020-12-23 5:18:03 AM  
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Theres no excuse for this. The guy knows how to socially distance.
 
2020-12-23 5:19:00 AM  

Lambskincoat: That boy is on the stupid side of every issue.


He is one of those people where if you are not sure about an issue check to see their stance and support the opposite.
 
2020-12-23 5:20:27 AM  
Is it OK to wish a COVID-related death upon him?
 
2020-12-23 5:24:42 AM  
Growing Pains sucked ass. I hope he gets hit by a truck.
 
2020-12-23 5:27:05 AM  
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2020-12-23 5:31:31 AM  
Bring the moths to you, Mr. Flame. Your fuel is limited.
 
2020-12-23 5:32:58 AM  
"The current available capacity of intensive care unit beds in Southern California has dropped to 0%. " NPR

So Cal hospitals are full.  Yet he, and his ilk still pull this crap.  Oh what a shower of bastards.
 
2020-12-23 5:45:14 AM  

jmr61: Is it OK to wish a COVID-related death upon him?


Well don't feel bad if he gets it, it will just be Gods will.
 
2020-12-23 5:57:20 AM  

Snapper Carr: I wouldn't risk a hangnnail for Kirk Cameron.


I would risk repetitive strain injury cockpunching him repeatedly at full power.
 
2020-12-23 5:58:14 AM  
I take it being made fun of all day sure must pay well.
 
2020-12-23 6:06:10 AM  

groppet: Amish Tech Support: Officials with The Oaks mall said the "irresponsible" event was not authorized by the mall and they have requested it be moved.

"The event occurring at The Oaks at this moment is a non-sanctioned event," mall officials said.


What an asshole. They didn't even invite him.

They could arrest him for trespassing then, fire some tear gas into the crowd. But they might be too white for that.


/golf clap
 
2020-12-23 6:06:24 AM  

makerofbadjokes: Where's the police brutality?  No tear gas, no rubber bullets... oh, wait...

*Checks color chart*

Carry on.


Of course some farker like you has to bring race into the thread.
Carry on a&&hole.
 
2020-12-23 6:18:38 AM  

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I wonder who got the 1/2 sammich? And why didn't those wimminfolk there make that stuff?
Shouldn't they be barefoot and pregnant and in the kitchen cooking for their man?
Is that woman by the boxes WEARING PANTS?!?! SHAME!
 
2020-12-23 6:19:02 AM  
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2020-12-23 6:22:52 AM  
I really want to drive up there and take a baseball bat to his knees. But this will sort itself out. He'll catch COVID and die a horrible death drowning in his own phlegm.
Oh wait, there is no god and there is no justice. Nevermind.

/There still is that baseball bat idea
//Eh, I don't even own a bat
///And probably have COVID myself.... so might only get two good swings in before I get winded.
 
2020-12-23 6:37:28 AM  

anuran: Snapper Carr: I wouldn't risk a hangnnail for Kirk Cameron.

I would risk repetitive strain injury cockpunching him repeatedly at full power.


Here is a how-to guide (NSFW!!!!!)
 
2020-12-23 6:40:28 AM  
Only if it was to take his, I'm normally not the murdering type.   He is like killing a fly, kill one , you've killed millions to come
 
2020-12-23 6:47:25 AM  
Listen, Kirk...  In the Old Testament, when the Hebrew slaves left Egypt for the promised land, that trip should have took what... 2-3 weeks by foot?  It ended up taking 40 years.  Why?  Because they wouldn't listen.  They wouldn't follow God.

Fast forward to 2020...

The country is under siege by a deadly virus, which could have been tamped down if only people would/could stay home and take simple precautions when going out.  What does Kirk Cameron do?  He goes out and encourages people to spread the virus. He doesn't listen to authorities (placed before him by God).  And some wonder why the pandemic is still as bad as it is.
 
2020-12-23 7:35:34 AM  
When they are all bunched up together like that it just makes them easier to exterminate.   They want a war, they should start being shot.  Mow them down an them push them into a mass grave.  Send them to their jesus, it's what they want.  fark them.
 
2020-12-23 7:36:01 AM  
Kirk Cameron And Bananas
Youtube 2z-OLG0KyR4
 
2020-12-23 7:42:32 AM  
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Why does god need a carolling event?
 
2020-12-23 8:05:47 AM  
these idiots really like testing if their god loves and protects them as much as they think it does
 
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