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(Playboy)   Survey confirms college girls want to have lots of sex (site not safe for work)   ( divider line
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15537 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2002 at 6:38 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-04 06:40:14 PM  
Time to re-enroll!!!
2002-02-04 06:40:19 PM  

college here i come!
2002-02-04 06:44:46 PM  
This just in: Your girlfriend/daughter/wife is a slut.
2002-02-04 06:46:12 PM  
"Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?
Yes 86%
No 13%"

Not a surprise. I'd bet the Farkettes do that alot.

'How often do you have sex?
4 or more times a week 33%'


'Which of the following methods of birth control do you use?
Foam 3%'


'Have you ever posed nude for a lover, or taken nude photos?
Yes 86%
No 13%'

Not a shock

'Do you think sex is better or worse when you're drunk or high?
Yes 34%
No 65%'


2002-02-04 06:46:42 PM  
No way 24% of girls have genital piercings!?!!
2002-02-04 06:46:59 PM  
now on the History channel: Hitler's Women. I knew he had that mustache for some reason!
2002-02-04 06:48:02 PM  
2002-02-04 06:48:52 PM  
...I think I need to take some night classes...maybe get a master's degree or something. :)
2002-02-04 06:50:56 PM  
one bus pass to the U district please

but i think the survey must be biased just a wee bit, i mean how many girls do you know that visit
2002-02-04 06:51:45 PM  
Are these girls who visit, or a genuine random selection of college girls? Because I'd venture to say that the girls who go to are not as close to a representative sample of the general population as the guys who go there. But who knows, maybe the general population really is that slutty.
2002-02-04 06:52:27 PM  
This is a quote from my Universitys (San Diego State) school paper: "Halloween is an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts, and everyday is halloween at SDSU." And only one person responded to that article and it was a male student protesting on behalf of his female friends (fag).
2002-02-04 06:57:06 PM  
Impressive results! Go whores, go!
2002-02-04 06:57:52 PM  
Okay I want some damn proof of and then again in about half-n-hour and then again in the morninig.
2002-02-04 06:58:19 PM  
I should be getting more then. I live in a city with the largest university in the US, with the hottest girls in the US, and they're apparently all a bunch of horn dogs. I'm getting robbed, robbed I say.
2002-02-04 06:58:43 PM  
Matthew ,Joedan and Enphinitie: BACK! BACK I SAY!!! That last student enrollment application is MINE!!! Rrrraaaaaaaaarrr! BACK!

Who would have thought that I would grow up to be such a shameless hussy?! HAH! Who would have thought I wouldn't?!

HEY, hands off! It's MINE and I mean it... I'll bite you in the calf and waggle my genitals at you if you don't back off, you guys...
2002-02-04 07:00:40 PM  
these polls just piss me off because they prove that there ARE horny girls out there and the reason i'm not getting sex is my fault. that and it makes the possiblity seem so much closer but doesn't actualy help, just making me even more frustrated. GOD DAMNIT!

sorry. i need to go masturbate.
2002-02-04 07:04:18 PM  
I feel your pain Rhino..

Half of girls lost their virginity at 16? Im 16! wheres my share of the pie!?
2002-02-04 07:04:36 PM  
Do you think sex is better or worse when you're drunk or high?
Yes 34%
No 65%

That's not an answer!

I justed noticed that RobbieFal already pointed this out. But I'd like to emphasize the humor of the question.
2002-02-04 07:08:19 PM  
I can prove this theory on college girls.

Most of my sexual experiences were from college girls who I met in my classes.

It is almost too easy, really.
2002-02-04 07:08:22 PM  
I've been at UNT for the past 2 years and have, sadly, not noticed this trend... must be hanging out with the wrong women. (although I suppose it's possible that I'm naive as hell and have had more opportunities than I think)

I also find it hard to believe that 24% of guys have genital piercings as well.
2002-02-04 07:08:50 PM  
Maybe I'm just not trying...
2002-02-04 07:09:56 PM  
This survey is biased.
The survey was conducted on visitors to
how many females do you know that are readers of
2002-02-04 07:10:09 PM  
Hmm... methinks they got some of the Playmates to do the arithmetic; some of the numbers don't add up to 100%!!
2002-02-04 07:10:10 PM  
Thank you, Playboy. Thank you for telling me this AFTER my college g/f broke up with me "to maybe see other people".

"Once again, things that should have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"
2002-02-04 07:10:42 PM  
.... 1? It's possible every female I know reads it, but I doubt that any of them do.
2002-02-04 07:10:51 PM  
This is obviously not just a random selection of college students. I can guarantee that nowhere near 50% of the people on my college campus have a pierced tongue. There are many others I would guarantee as false, but they aren't visible. On the upside it looks like it may be worth the pay to become a college professor. Wheres the Fark Ebay "Become a college professor for a day" link!
2002-02-04 07:11:27 PM  
And yet, I still can't get laid. Amazing. Maybe it's just one or two guys hogging all the chicks. Yeah, that's the ticket...
2002-02-04 07:12:59 PM  
Maybe there's some Slut University that's housing 20000 horny women that skewed the results...
2002-02-04 07:14:45 PM  
Alcohol: Helping guys get laid at college since 5000 BC
2002-02-04 07:15:08 PM  
Our poll also allowed for write-in votes regarding sexual fantasies. College standards such as sex with one's professor and on the 50 yard line proved as popular as ever, while several less orthodox answers popped up. "On a yellow school bus with my sorority sisters," "on the shower stage of the strip club where I work," "in Jell-O" and "in a confessional with a priest" were among the more interesting.

Ok, who needs the 50-yard line fantasy fulfilled? I'm all for that!
2002-02-04 07:16:20 PM  

You'll note a greater number of 16 y/o males were virgins;
the 16 y/o females are being farked by 17 & 18 y/o guys.

at least, that's how high school worked back in my day.
2002-02-04 07:19:48 PM  
Ouroborous: Amen to that! Austin's gotta be the BEST place for sweet poooooooontang in the U.S.
2002-02-04 07:20:39 PM  
GoodKingNerdor-UNT is the original home of the whore at least it was when I went there. Biatches are everywhere and I can't count how many came up to me without any work. The whole thing is you gotta follow Lykis 101. this dude preaches on how you should really treat women (whores). It works I guarantee it.

Whores for everyone!!!
2002-02-04 07:25:28 PM  
Do you think sex is better or worse when you're drunk or high?
Yes 34%
No 65%

I think that came out wrong. It should be more like this..

'Do you think sex is better or worse when you're drunk or high?
Yes 30%
No 57%
I'm drunk or high right now 13%'
2002-02-04 07:28:02 PM  
I think the US government needs to intervene. There needs to be a supreme court case because obviously has a monopoly on the slutty college girls of the world.

Seriously though, who would have thought that you could actually meet the type of women men want by reading Playboy.

My third and last comment is that there is way too much thought being put into an article in Playboy. Look at the boobies and move on. Shhh. I said move on. No no no Shhh. Adadadada move on. Hey look, boobies, move on.
2002-02-04 07:30:11 PM  
Walrustoof: It's probably the truth which makes it all the more painful because that's sweet pooooooontang isn't in my face right now. :(

I was in Tucson and saw this in a Tuscon Weekly I picked up. It looks like the Tucson equivalant of the Austin Chronicle
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2002-02-04 07:32:25 PM  
Where's the GOOD questions?

Favorite positions?

Do you swallow?

Have you ever 'snowballed'?

Do you like A2M?
2002-02-04 07:59:22 PM  
62% of the females have one night stands?

about the same amount have had 10 or more partners?

can we say... "ho" ?
2002-02-04 08:11:04 PM  
Playboy has a monopoly on college sluts.
2002-02-04 08:11:20 PM has a monopoly on college sluts.
2002-02-04 08:11:27 PM  
62% of the females have one night stands?

about the same amount have had 10 or more partners?

Yet if a guy had done that, he'd be a hero. Hmm.
2002-02-04 08:15:22 PM  
MODERATOR: please remove one of the last 2 entries I made before I am called an Asshead by 12,000 farkers.
2002-02-04 08:15:53 PM  
thank you quick1 :)
2002-02-04 08:25:51 PM  
Enphinitie: What are you going to master in, bating?
2002-02-04 08:27:42 PM  
Have you seen my baseball?
2002-02-04 08:36:24 PM  
Lies, all lies.
All the chicks around here are biatches.
Unless they're the sluts who do nothing except guzzle cum at the frat houses, and I want nothing to do with their bukake selves.
2002-02-04 08:37:14 PM  
Hey whatsup Austin farkers? Definetely many, many hot sororiety girls here.
2002-02-04 08:37:19 PM  
BluntAxe is right. The results are hardly conclusive.

Think about what kind of girl would be at in the first place. Undoubtedly a girl who is into sex. Otherwise, she'd be at or something.

So yeah, it's pretty damned obvious that the girls who took the survey are complete slut horndogs, while the guys who took the survey are pathetic geeks who don't get any and have nothing beter to do than fill out forms on porn sites.

Nice comparison, eh?
2002-02-04 08:42:16 PM  
heh, I liked this part. 90% of females taking a survey on have seen a porno. No sh!t, really? 60% of females looking at naked women on have had a sexual experience with another women. Nah, You don't say?
2002-02-04 08:53:59 PM  
If they find the horny female respondants to this survey, please give them my number
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