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(The Daily Beast)   Yeah, he could do it, but might be difficult with all the post presidency trials going on   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-12-17 9:56:49 PM  
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2020-12-17 10:09:12 PM  
Jailed Felon Apprentice on Work Release would be more his speed at this point.
 
2020-12-17 10:32:21 PM  
Look, I'm not saying that Burnett and any executive at NBC should be castrated, drawn and quartered if they give the fascist a show again, but we should have all legal options on the table.
 
2020-12-17 10:34:43 PM  
Youtube might let him have a channel but it would be demonetized
 
2020-12-17 10:36:35 PM  
Maybe OAN will air it. NBC will be toast if it does that again.
 
2020-12-17 10:40:44 PM  

naughtyrev: I've got it. Hear me out. We try him for various crimes against humanity or some such, sentence him to death, put him on death row, then give him the first reality show on death row ever. Every week, a competition. Every week , "You're FRIED!"


George Carlin had a rant about this .... "SPONSORED BY....? CRISCO!!"
 
2020-12-17 10:49:02 PM  
This might be the best thing for the country. He goes back to is cushy life and we get time to regroup.
 
2020-12-17 10:51:39 PM  
Winner gets a pardon?
 
2020-12-17 10:53:29 PM  
You mean the show he read the idea, said he did not like, then stole it, and had to pay the guy millions after the fact?
 
2020-12-17 11:00:25 PM  
This is sad.

Sad for democracy. Sad for America. Sad for all of us.
 
2020-12-17 11:06:58 PM  

naughtyrev: I've got it. Hear me out. We try him for various crimes against humanity or some such, sentence him to death, put him on death row, then give him the first reality show on death row ever. Every week, a competition. Every week , "You're FRIED!"


Every week, trump gets to know if its the week he gets fried or its one of his underlings.

This week, its not the dotard, its IVANKA!!!

And next week? KUSHNER!!!

Season finale?? BOLTON!!
 
2020-12-18 12:13:04 AM  
I think he'll be spending quite a lot of time in countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US
 
2020-12-18 1:23:27 AM  
This is going to become a Network remake.

Trump is Howard Beale trying host the reality show but he keeps going off on rants about whatever Deep State institution he thinks betrayed him this week.

And at first it gets huge ratings from all the MAGAs for a few weeks. And then the nutters get bored and switch to football.

But Burnett is scared if he cancels the show, Trump will sick his MAGA cult on his network. So he keeps him on...until all the other NBC stars join with Don Junior to hire Dan Crenshaw to "quietly clean things up."

Crenshaw, with his usual subtlety, stages an armed assault on the studio during a broadcast, together with Eric Prince. They shoot up much of the audience, deliver mortal wounds to each other by accident...and Trump crawls out from under his desk...completely unscathed.

The next day, Fox-Newsmax-OANN jointly declare Trump the new Messiah and Cult 45 boils up out of the sewers to cleanse the country of unbelievers.
 
2020-12-18 3:14:48 AM  

not enough beer: This might be the best thing for the country. He goes back to is cushy life and we get time to regroup.


Nope. Too many people have died for him to just go back to his cushy life.
 
2020-12-18 3:15:31 AM  
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With Donnie* as a contestant.
 
2020-12-18 3:25:01 AM  
You're fired! Me, I keep grifting. Get Out
 
2020-12-18 3:25:57 AM  
He's like that guy everyone knows who just can't quite move past his high school days, made even more sad by the fact that he wasn't even that big a deal back in high school. The Apprentice was Donald's high school, when he got to strut around thinking he was the sh*t, not realizing that most of the people he thought envied him at the time were actually laughing at Trump the moment he left the room.
 
2020-12-18 3:26:18 AM  
Post-presidency trials? I find it hard to believe we'll see any, but let's wait.
 
2020-12-18 3:27:18 AM  

LurkerSupreme: He's like that guy everyone knows who just can't quite move past his high school days, made even more sad by the fact that he wasn't even that big a deal back in high school. The Apprentice was Donald's high school, when he got to strut around thinking he was the sh*t, not realizing that most of the people he thought envied him at the time were actually laughing at Trump the moment he left the room.


#diaperdon
 
2020-12-18 3:28:28 AM  
They're going to have a hard time recruiting "celebrities" on this show.  They can't just have Kid Rock and James Woods on every season.  They'll need diversity though, so this would be the best thing to ever happen to Diamond and Silk.
 
2020-12-18 3:35:21 AM  

LurkerSupreme: He's like that guy everyone knows who just can't quite move past his high school days, made even more sad by the fact that he wasn't even that big a deal back in high school. The Apprentice was Donald's high school, when he got to strut around thinking he was the sh*t, not realizing that most of the people he thought envied him at the time were actually laughing at Trump the moment he left the room.


I was friends with someone like that once, he had the decency to die before he hit 50.
 
2020-12-18 3:42:21 AM  
Instead of the apprentice, it should be called This Week's Motion, in which we see Trump file a new weekly motion before a court and follow the defense and prosecutorial teams through a series of games and challenges with the final part of the episode taking place in a court room where the judge rules on the motion. The tagline instead of "your fired" would be "Motion Denied"
 
2020-12-18 3:48:34 AM  

not enough beer: This might be the best thing for the country. He goes back to is cushy life and we get time to regroup.


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2020-12-18 4:04:23 AM  
At this point, maybe they should make a show called "The Whistleblower" or maybe "The Confidential Source."
 
2020-12-18 4:07:41 AM  

mcnguyen: They're going to have a hard time recruiting "celebrities" on this show.  They can't just have Kid Rock and James Woods on every season.  They'll need diversity though, so this would be the best thing to ever happen to Diamond and Silk.


I can think of one other celebrity they could get.

Rob Schneider is...The Apprentice.
 
2020-12-18 4:10:17 AM  
Only if Jr. stars in the new "Ow! My Balls!!"
 
2020-12-18 4:27:06 AM  
Who's gonna be assigned to clean Trump up after he has an "accident"?
 
2020-12-18 4:28:06 AM  
"Next on Supermax Apprentice: Todays' assignment is to see who can make license plates and street signs at the cheapest rate. Facing off against each other is the Aryan Brotherhood against MS-13."
 
2020-12-18 4:32:20 AM  

LurkerSupreme: He's like that guy everyone knows who just can't quite move past his high school days, made even more sad by the fact that he wasn't even that big a deal back in high school.


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2020-12-18 4:33:51 AM  

Archie Goodwin: [Fark user image 400x224]
With Donnie* as a contestant.


Nah, Rudy is clearly The Running Man:
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2020-12-18 4:34:45 AM  
I wouldn't watch that pile of sweaty, sniffy, stinky orange goo even if he was a guest on the next season of Honkbag.

As for bringing back his old reality show (now that his current one's been cancelled), there's not a chance. I mean, maybe he and Ted Nugent can get together and shoot the breeze (sponsored by Depend and Desitin!), but I doubt that there's enough people willing to be seen with him to make an actual full season of the show.
 
2020-12-18 4:35:21 AM  

janzee: Who's gonna be assigned to clean Trump up after he has an "accident"?


Exactly. That story is out and people are remembering it.  That's the only thing anyone not a full cultist will ever be able to think of if that show comes back on.

So very gross.
 
2020-12-18 4:59:59 AM  

markie_farkie: Jailed Felon Apprentice on Work Release would be more his speed at this point.


A show consisting of nothing but Trump in an orange jumpsuit, collecting garbage at the side of a highway?

I would watch the sh*t out of that on principle alone.
 
2020-12-18 5:03:06 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Archie Goodwin: [Fark user image 400x224]
With Donnie* as a contestant.

Nah, Rudy is clearly The Running Man:
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Dammit, you're right. It gives me an idea though. The entire administration can partake in the show. Whittled down week by week, see who can last the distance and the winner, if there is one, has the chance for a presidential pardon. The chance to be determined by viewer decree.
 
2020-12-18 5:10:21 AM  
"The Apprentice: So You Want To Be President"

trump has a reality show where 15 GOP presidential hopefulls compete for the 2024 Republican nomination.

Would save money on the Republican primary.
 
2020-12-18 5:10:34 AM  
He's so stupid-narcissistic that he can't fathom there are many in positions of power who want to utterly destroy him as payback for the last four years.
 
2020-12-18 5:18:31 AM  

Befuddled: He's so stupid-narcissistic that he can't fathom there are many in positions of power who want to utterly destroy him as payback for the last four years.


He f*cked with the spooks, the CIA and various other alphabet-soup organizations.

Donnie? You f*cked with people whom literally know where the bodies are buried. Was that smart?
 
2020-12-18 5:27:05 AM  

aagrajag: markie_farkie: Jailed Felon Apprentice on Work Release would be more his speed at this point.

A show consisting of nothing but Trump in an orange jumpsuit, collecting garbage at the side of a highway?

I would watch the sh*t out of that on principle alone.


And they tell you every week what stretch of a highway Trump will be cleaning next week, and airing the week after. Time enough for creative littering. Worth the fine. Or even better: donate 100 to the ACLU for 2 bags worth of permitted dumping.
 
2020-12-18 5:28:13 AM  
I'd rather watch him on 3,650 days in.
 
2020-12-18 5:31:48 AM  

janzee: Who's gonna be assigned to clean Trump up after he has an "accident"?


That would be the prize for someone who was stupid enough to go on any show.  Or, perhaps some lucky watcher that put their name in a lottery (for a small "donation") could get that in a special drawing.
 
2020-12-18 5:37:12 AM  
Let's see this happen, and then everyone he fires refuses to leave.
 
2020-12-18 5:53:12 AM  
Greedy bastards need to stop propping up this failson.
 
2020-12-18 5:54:01 AM  
Never watched that trash, never will.

Although, what if the current stupidity and dipshiatary in America is because there was some sort of "They Live" type subliminal message being broadcast during the Apprentice?

Your grandmother isn't a racist anti-vaxxer, she's merely been brainwashed.

Or, they're racists who also suck ass at math. That seems more likely, though I'd still like to know why they pretend he's some sort of Alpha or basically anything but a farking moron.
 
2020-12-18 6:11:26 AM  
I would like a Run Donnie Run show.
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2020-12-18 6:15:05 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: I would like a Run Donnie Run show.
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For those that don't get the joke. NSFW
Run Ronnie Run (Trailer)
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2020-12-18 6:19:44 AM  

aagrajag: Befuddled: He's so stupid-narcissistic that he can't fathom there are many in positions of power who want to utterly destroy him as payback for the last four years.

He f*cked with the spooks, the CIA and various other alphabet-soup organizations.

Donnie? You f*cked with people whom literally know where the bodies are buried. Was that smart?


Speaking of Network,

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr Trump, and you must atone!"

Ned Beatty's NETWORK speech-by Paddy Chayefsky
Youtube yuBe93FMiJc
 
2020-12-18 6:21:35 AM  

kokomo61: aagrajag: Befuddled: He's so stupid-narcissistic that he can't fathom there are many in positions of power who want to utterly destroy him as payback for the last four years.

He f*cked with the spooks, the CIA and various other alphabet-soup organizations.

Donnie? You f*cked with people whom literally know where the bodies are buried. Was that smart?

Speaking of Network,

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr Trump, and you must atone!"

[YouTube video: Ned Beatty's NETWORK speech-by Paddy Chayefsky]


Delivered by Bob Odenkirk, of course.


Better Call Saul - Network Speech [S01E01]
Youtube R2FnK_ItgJA
 
2020-12-18 7:08:41 AM  
"The Accomplice".

/ repeat by me
 
2020-12-18 7:08:57 AM  
Asshole (Burnett) dangles dog shiat (Apprentice 3.0) in front of flies (the Trump family).

Not shocking.
 
2020-12-18 7:14:22 AM  

kokomo61: kokomo61: aagrajag: Befuddled: He's so stupid-narcissistic that he can't fathom there are many in positions of power who want to utterly destroy him as payback for the last four years.

He f*cked with the spooks, the CIA and various other alphabet-soup organizations.

Donnie? You f*cked with people whom literally know where the bodies are buried. Was that smart?

Speaking of Network,

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr Trump, and you must atone!"

[YouTube video: Ned Beatty's NETWORK speech-by Paddy Chayefsky]

Delivered by Bob Odenkirk, of course.


[YouTube video: Better Call Saul - Network Speech [S01E01]]


Great minds...😂
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