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2020-12-17 3:52:45 PM  
Email-savvy Nigerian prince still unaccounted for.
 
2020-12-17 3:56:25 PM  
Maybe it's just me but I like A Salty Dog a lot more than Western Education is Forbidden.
 
2020-12-17 3:58:23 PM  
I guess when threatened, Boko Haram turned a whiter shade of pale and let them go.
 
2020-12-17 5:30:12 PM  
Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release
 
2020-12-17 5:31:18 PM  
Their supply of Wolf Cola ran out.
 
2020-12-17 5:32:23 PM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release


Rather unlikely to be saleable as sex slaves.  Certainly not unlikely be used as such.
 
2020-12-17 5:37:44 PM  
Dicks out for Haram, then?
 
2020-12-17 5:39:11 PM  
Next to Jim Bakker, I can't think of a worse human than Abubakar Shekau, but I bet you can.
 
2020-12-17 5:39:16 PM  
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2020-12-17 5:40:29 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Email-savvy Nigerian prince still unaccounted for.


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2020-12-17 5:41:44 PM  
I don't believe this happened because I didn't see celebrities tweeting about it

/#bringbackourgirls
 
2020-12-17 5:46:35 PM  
No whippings? No castrations? No beheadings? Dang, Boko Haram must be gettin' soft ... Did they hire a PR company?
 
2020-12-17 5:50:25 PM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release


They can used as soldiers
 
2020-12-17 5:50:58 PM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release


Yeah I was thinking if these were girls, they wouldn't be released.  I think they still have some of the girls they kidnapped several years ago. Sickening.
 
2020-12-17 5:51:47 PM  

kdawg7736: Squid_for_Brains: Email-savvy Nigerian prince still unaccounted for.

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And here we see a Zimbabwean man with *just* enough for a loaf of Bread...
 
2020-12-17 5:53:58 PM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release


What reality are you living in?
 
2020-12-17 5:58:57 PM  
The boys were certainly released a lot quicker than those kidnapped girls.
 
2020-12-17 6:02:35 PM  
Just in time for the  new tour!!


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2020-12-17 6:03:50 PM  
"We have brought you here to train you to fight for Islam!"
"But we're Jewish."
"Oh - uh, sorry. Off you go, then."
 
2020-12-17 6:05:35 PM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves

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2020-12-17 6:06:54 PM  
You know, when your organization actually makes the klan look overly friendly to education, maybe you need to take a hard look in the mirror collectively...

If you had to choose a way to make your belief system look as regressive, practically medieval as possible, congrats. It's Boko Haram.
 
2020-12-17 6:14:12 PM  
At this rate, Boko Haram will never have a beau coup harem.
 
2020-12-17 6:17:05 PM  
Did dey eat da poo poo?
 
2020-12-17 6:23:03 PM  
If they want the responsibility of kids so bad, make them pay for the kids they kidnapped.  When a boko haram person is captured, put them in a mine and enslave them, whatever they produce or any wages they would have gotten, are then put towards the children and their education and feeding.  Make sure the boko haram miners know that either they suicide, or that they are working towards the payment and upkeep of children and their education.  make their lives ironic, or make them suicide.  And, lets say they kidnapp 344 kids.  But each days work only supplies resources to pay for 1 or 2 kids.  Make them work off the debt for as long as it takes.  If needed, when we have the tech, put a port on their skull and make them bio computer hard drives to store info in the bio cloud, after they cannot do physical labor anymore.  Use them up until the last day.  Then dismantel them and sell of the parts, also sending the money towards children's education.  And let the rest of boko harma, and all the shiatbags know that they will be working towards education and then parted out when they are no longer useful.

I bet this shiat stops when we send them video of their compatriots being parted out while still alive.  And video of educated people.

Or nuke the place.  Just keep farking nuking their strongholds until they give up.
 
2020-12-17 6:50:06 PM  

Somaticasual: kdawg7736: Squid_for_Brains: Email-savvy Nigerian prince still unaccounted for.

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And here we see a Zimbabwean man with *just* enough for a loaf of Bread...


I have this bill in my collection somewhere:

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2020-12-17 6:55:06 PM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release


But did they have to be married to six men before release ?
 
2020-12-17 7:01:46 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Next to Jim Bakker, I can't think of a worse human than Abubakar Shekau, but I bet you can.


Matthew Lillard.
 
2020-12-17 7:04:22 PM  
Did Michelle Obama post a picture holding a little sign?
 
2020-12-17 7:09:50 PM  
So... ICE is now worse than Boko Haram?
 
2020-12-17 7:29:55 PM  
I can barely handle the one boy who lives here. Why the hell Boko kidnapped 300 of the little maniacs, on purpose, is miles beyond me.
 
2020-12-17 7:37:00 PM  
Just in time for Katsinaday.
 
2020-12-17 7:58:50 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: [snip]


I'm not sure "We should enslave Africans" is the message you should be getting from this ordeal.
 
2020-12-17 9:15:09 PM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release


Usually Boko Haram kills them.
 
2020-12-17 10:22:04 PM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release


You haven't been paying attention. They usually slaughter the boys who are too old, or are too young / infants, force the rest to convert and brainwash them into soldiers. Around 10k boys were kidnapped before #bringourgirlsback started trending, and nobody batted an eye.
 
2020-12-17 10:26:33 PM  
My theory is the boys ate all their food and then proceeded to break everything and they suddenly realized we got to get rid of these boys.
 
2020-12-17 10:47:49 PM  

big pig peaches: Did Michelle Obama post a picture holding a little sign?


No, she wore a jacket

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Wait, wrong one...nevermind
 
2020-12-17 10:52:30 PM  

gameshowhost: The Pope of Manwich Village: Next to Jim Bakker, I can't think of a worse human than Abubakar Shekau, but I bet you can.

Matthew Lillard.


lol wut? Why him? He was good in The Bridge and he's an excellent Shaggy, do you still hate him for Hackers?!?
 
2020-12-17 11:01:39 PM  
kdawg7736:

I have this bill in my collection somewhere:
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I have a pyrite sun in my collection somewhere...probably worth more than your bill at face value, as a collector who knows.
I only mention this because I am giving my whole mineral collection to my daughter this Christmas, she loves rocks and minerals. She has never seen my collection, it has been in storage since before she was born (she is 14) and I know she will love it.

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/Not mine, but that is what it looks like
 
2020-12-18 12:32:12 AM  

mudesi: Sad to say, but boys can't be used as sex slaves, hence the release


Apparently you've never been to Afghanistan and know nothing about "Man-love Thursday".
 
2020-12-18 12:19:04 PM  

deadsanta: gameshowhost: The Pope of Manwich Village: Next to Jim Bakker, I can't think of a worse human than Abubakar Shekau, but I bet you can.

Matthew Lillard.

lol wut? Why him? He was good in The Bridge and he's an excellent Shaggy, do you still hate him for Hackers?!?


DON'T MAKE ME BRING OUT THE LIST
 
2020-12-18 12:35:38 PM  
Guess the market for young boys not what it used to be.
 
2020-12-18 3:43:20 PM  

TheReject: AmbassadorBooze: [snip]

I'm not sure "We should enslave Africans" is the message you should be getting from this ordeal.


What were the boko going to do with the boys?

Asking the boko haram nicely to not capture children has failed.  Either we need to make them suffer, or we need to nuke their stongholds until the area glow and can be seen from space.  At least with a direct nuclear strike, the boko won't suffer.  They will just vaporize to plasma in nanoseconds.
 
2020-12-18 6:28:51 PM  
It is a crowded part of the world, and a lot of civilians would be vaporized too. Some Nigerians think the current president (Buhari) is protecting Boko Haram or helping them somehow.
 
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