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(Jezebel)   Is the Elf on the Shelf single? Or is he down to clown?   (jezebel.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Interpersonal relationship, Marriage, small elf, Human beings, year parents, elf's interior life, best guess, brief research  
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646 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 17 Dec 2020 at 11:20 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-12-17 9:40:06 AM  
It must be tough to find someone who shares such a passionate kink for heights and hugging fir and spruce needles. Niche market.
 
2020-12-17 10:14:32 AM  
Santa doesn't let elves get married.  It's a drain on productivity and resources.
 
2020-12-17 10:45:09 AM  
Single and ready to kringle, baby

(actually, he probably just likes to watch)
 
2020-12-17 10:58:41 AM  
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2020-12-17 11:00:15 AM  
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2020-12-17 11:12:30 AM  
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2020-12-17 12:15:27 PM  
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He's dead, Jim.
 
2020-12-17 2:26:12 PM  
Even Bunny disapproves of the elf on the shelf:

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2020-12-17 6:19:24 PM  
Came for pics, was not disappointed
 
2020-12-17 9:26:59 PM  
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2020-12-18 12:48:32 AM  
Elf already has a steady SugarPlum

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