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(Some Guy)   Spiritually, if life was a table tennis match, how do you see yourself? The server, the opponent, the paddle, the table, the ball, or the net?   (olympicchannel.com) divider line
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2020-12-16 12:37:52 AM  
The floor. I get walked on a lot.
 
2020-12-16 12:42:44 AM  
It's actually a beer pong game and I am the cup with the most beer in it.

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2020-12-16 12:47:03 AM  
I always thought I might be one of those rubber nubbins on the tables legs that keep the floors from being marred.

Either that or some lubricant that helps it fold.
 
2020-12-16 1:11:25 AM  
The air above the table. -   I try to remain as invisible as I can.  If something comes for me, I get out of the way.  Sure, sometimes I slow stuff down, but hopefully, I end up being useful enough that I make things better for those around me.
 
2020-12-16 1:30:48 AM  
The guy with something better to do than watch a game of ping-pong.
 
2020-12-16 7:15:38 AM  
I'm the spectator looking at his phone.
 
2020-12-16 7:17:04 AM  
The room in which all is .
 
2020-12-16 7:17:23 AM  
The glue that holds the rubber to the paddle.
 
2020-12-16 8:45:03 AM  

theteacher: The room in which all is .


You blew your attempt at saying "the room where the ping pong happens"
 
2020-12-16 8:51:40 AM  
The gum on the underside of the table.
 
2020-12-16 9:37:54 AM  
The metaphor.
 
2020-12-16 9:44:40 AM  
The ball, definitely the ball

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2020-12-16 10:08:57 AM  
Spiritually, if life was were a table tennis match, how do you see yourself? The server, the opponent, the paddle, the table, the ball, or the net?

FTFY

/Condition contrary to fact

Also, the answer is "in a mirror," although "on a monitor" would also be acceptable.
 
2020-12-16 10:13:11 AM  
That question seems a little loopy to me.
 
2020-12-16 10:30:20 AM  
I like the old map of Coke/pop/soda.

For my own curiosity, I want to see a map of people who rightly refer to ping-pong with the proper name and those with no friends and dingleberries the size of Rhode Island who call it by the silly name of "table tennis."

Ping-pong is fun to play. Watching Olympic ping-pong is ridiculous, that shiat is crazy.
 
2020-12-16 10:44:59 AM  
Calling it "table tennis" is just trying to artificially dignify a game otherwise known as ping pong.
 
2020-12-17 12:15:12 AM  

iamskibibitz: Calling it "table tennis" is just trying to artificially dignify a game otherwise known as ping pong.


Ping Pong is a brand of table tennis, just as Kleenex is a brand of facial tissue.
 
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