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(CNN)   KFC to present holiday mini-movie called "A Recipe for Seduction" on Lifetime Network. Take a wild guess on who plays Colonel Sanders   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-12-07 12:20:35 PM  
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2020-12-07 12:23:40 PM  
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2020-12-07 12:26:13 PM  
They're going to work in the phrase "finger licking good" and it won't even be about sex.
 
2020-12-07 12:27:51 PM  
Aunt Becky?
 
2020-12-07 1:10:30 PM  
Better frikkin be Norm MacDonald!!
 
2020-12-07 1:21:23 PM  
Mario Lopez in an hour long KFC commercial?!?
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2020-12-07 1:30:17 PM  
If it does well, will there be a sequel?  Extra Crispy Boogaloo?
 
2020-12-07 1:34:32 PM  
sounds greasy
 
2020-12-07 1:38:11 PM  
Well, I'm watching that.
 
2020-12-07 1:38:20 PM  

Combustion: Better frikkin be Norm MacDonald!!


Ryan Reynolds.
 
2020-12-07 1:43:30 PM  
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2020-12-07 1:44:55 PM  
OK, I'll do it:
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2020-12-07 1:47:58 PM  
A Recipe for Seduction | Premieres December 13th | Presented by Kentucky Fried Chicken | Lifetime
Youtube rHHbTm3Npfk
 
2020-12-07 1:53:22 PM  

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Let's be honest, if they're really going for the Southern redneck porn angle, chick should be black.

/Even racist fark Strom Thurmond liked his dark thigh meat
 
2020-12-07 1:55:21 PM  
Where's the Satire tag?  OH GOD! THERE'S NO SATIRE TAG!
 
2020-12-07 1:56:34 PM  
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2020-12-07 1:56:38 PM  
Who approves these things?
 
2020-12-07 2:04:11 PM  
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2020-12-07 2:06:49 PM  
No, no, no. Colonel Sanders led the chickens to SLAUGHTER, not to SLATER!
 
2020-12-07 2:07:33 PM  
mmm just give me the still images
 
2020-12-07 2:10:09 PM  
Add in drama from:
- secret gay relationship with Ronald McDonald
- ex-girlfriend Wendy, who has since settled down with Mr. King,
-hamburglar, Grimace, etc, etc.

"Riverdale" made a soap opera out of characters created for children, so why can't fast food restaurants?
 
2020-12-07 2:11:55 PM  
Who?

"Mario Lopez"

Who?
 
2020-12-07 2:12:42 PM  
God damn you, 2020, is there no end to your horrors?
 
2020-12-07 2:12:54 PM  

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NTTAWWT
 
2020-12-07 2:14:54 PM  

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Came here....

/Leaving satisfied.
 
2020-12-07 2:18:18 PM  
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2020-12-07 2:20:56 PM  
Genius idea, whoever came up with it.
 
2020-12-07 2:22:33 PM  
Tyler Perry.  As Madea.
 
2020-12-07 2:36:35 PM  
This is fantastic and a genius marketing ploy.
 
2020-12-07 2:37:26 PM  
Who will they get to play the villain, Colonel Angus?
 
2020-12-07 2:39:45 PM  

KC Dutchman: Who will they get to play the villain, Colonel Angus?


Dustin Diamond.
 
2020-12-07 2:57:36 PM  

Uncle Pooky: KC Dutchman: Who will they get to play the villain, Colonel Angus?

Dustin Diamond.


I'm sorry but the word 'seduction' belongs nowhere near Dustin Diamond.

Hurk.
 
2020-12-07 2:59:28 PM  
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2020-12-07 3:03:12 PM  
Amusing, but not as good as their DC comic universe.

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2020-12-07 3:23:14 PM  
Will DJ Sanders be on the movie soundtrack?

DJ Colonel Sanders Ultra Music Festival Miami 2019
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2020-12-07 3:31:10 PM  
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2020-12-07 4:02:25 PM  
I honestly thought that was Dean Cain. Lol, like he's getting work these days.
 
2020-12-07 4:13:31 PM  
Is it that charming Meryl Streep? She has a tremendous range as an actress.
 
2020-12-07 4:32:45 PM  
Say whatever the hell you want, but this is a GREAT time to be alive!
 
2020-12-07 4:41:37 PM  
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Why is his body so tiny?


/Harland Sanders is puking in his grave
 
2020-12-07 4:41:50 PM  
I truly thought it would be Reba Macintyre

KFC Reba McEntire / Don Swayze commercial
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/ that video made me feel funny in my pants
 
2020-12-07 5:01:06 PM  

Chuck87: [YouTube video: A Recipe for Seduction | Premieres December 13th | Presented by Kentucky Fried Chicken | Lifetime]


Dammit!
Now I have to make up with my last girlfriend because she still has cable!

/ wee beady eyes
//still crave her fortnightly
 
2020-12-07 5:55:59 PM  
I bet he's had his hands up some chicken's butts.
 
2020-12-09 1:24:00 AM  
Does anyone else not see the resemblance to him and Eugene Levy?!

I posted this comment earlier but i'm not sure why it wasn't delivered.
 
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