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2020-12-05 9:19:51 PM  
 
2020-12-05 9:21:06 PM  
Is his tattoo tiger some sorta MAD magazine thing where you're supposed to scrunch it together to figure out what the fark it is?
 
2020-12-05 9:21:09 PM  
anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?
 
2020-12-05 9:22:47 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Is his tattoo tiger some sorta MAD magazine thing where you're supposed to scrunch it together to figure out what the fark it is?


Is that Andre Arlovski peeking out between the tigers?
 
2020-12-05 9:22:49 PM  

dr_blasto: anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?


If it says, "What, me worry?" when he squishes his titties together, it's the mother farking winner for BEST!
 
2020-12-05 9:25:13 PM  
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Jillian DeCoursey
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40 minutes till main card and only one fight left. I'm not saying we are gonna be sitting here for awhile but the next 20 minutes might be more annoying than listening to Mariah Carey Christmas music #UFCVegas16
 
2020-12-05 9:26:37 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?

If it says, "What, me worry?" when he squishes his titties together, it's the mother farking winner for BEST!


the face in the tattoo looks way older than him, so it's some OTHER weirdo staring at you from between the tiger's head some jerk slashed in half
 
2020-12-05 9:28:22 PM  

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Jillian DeCoursey
@lionheartjill
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40 minutes till main card and only one fight left. I'm not saying we are gonna be sitting here for awhile but the next 20 minutes might be more annoying than listening to Mariah Carey Christmas music #UFCVegas16


Nice to see that the fighters watching feel the same way we do
 
2020-12-05 9:28:29 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?

If it says, "What, me worry?" when he squishes his titties together, it's the mother farking winner for BEST!

the face in the tattoo looks way older than him, so it's some OTHER weirdo staring at you from between the tiger's head some jerk slashed in half


I don't know which is more concerning:  It's his own face tattooed on his body, or it IS Andre Arlovski...
 
2020-12-05 9:29:34 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?

If it says, "What, me worry?" when he squishes his titties together, it's the mother farking winner for BEST!

the face in the tattoo looks way older than him, so it's some OTHER weirdo staring at you from between the tiger's head some jerk slashed in half

I don't know which is more concerning:  It's his own face tattooed on his body, or it IS Andre Arlovski...


heh, he could be a total Arlovski stan
 
2020-12-05 9:31:52 PM  
So...
we're all gonna farking die from cancer or covid...
BIG THANKS for the escapism, UFC!!!
 
2020-12-05 9:32:18 PM  
Smolka always puts on good fights. Quinonez also brings it and has boxing. This should be a really good fight.
 
2020-12-05 9:35:14 PM  
Quinonez in the lead for Mustache of the Night
 
2020-12-05 9:37:55 PM  
please stop showing the Proper 12 commercials.


/I always get the urge to shoot the TV, Elvis-style
 
2020-12-05 9:39:24 PM  
Awww....Bruce only has a two tone suit?  He must be feeling sad....because of all the cancer....and covid....
 
2020-12-05 9:41:19 PM  
BOINK!
 
2020-12-05 9:43:46 PM  
All business.
 
2020-12-05 9:44:56 PM  
Very close. Smolka secured it with the takedown at the end of the round. 10-9
 
2020-12-05 9:45:02 PM  
Quinonez is damned FAST!  Fun fight!!!
 
2020-12-05 9:45:16 PM  
10-9 Quinonez  Smolka got his rhythm late though
 
2020-12-05 9:46:52 PM  
Quinonez looks good.
 
2020-12-05 9:48:05 PM  
nice takedown for Smolka
 
2020-12-05 9:48:16 PM  
WOW!  What a comeback!  Great for Smolka, TRRRRRABLE for the event!
 
2020-12-05 9:48:22 PM  

RandolphCarter: Quinonez looks good.


And he immediately started losing after I typed that.
 
2020-12-05 9:48:35 PM  
Nice ground and pound
 
2020-12-05 9:49:09 PM  
Smolka  floats very well.
 
2020-12-05 9:49:19 PM  
Bellator type commentary there. A discussion about technique while Smolka was finishing the fight.
 
2020-12-05 9:50:59 PM  
 
2020-12-05 9:51:14 PM  
Well, smoke 'em if you got 'em, gentlemen!  This gonna be a while...
 
2020-12-05 9:52:49 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Well, smoke 'em if you got 'em, gentlemen!  This gonna be a while...


Tempting.  I quit smoking three years ago and still get momentary cravings.  They're gone in 10 seconds though.
 
2020-12-05 10:01:25 PM  
so we have, what, like 2 fights left?

/s
 
2020-12-05 10:02:05 PM  

dr_blasto: so we have, what, like 2 fights left?

/s


Late Covid test results incoming!
 
2020-12-05 10:03:58 PM  
Watching the promo highlights, I totally forgot Vettori lost a close split decision to Israel Adesanya.
 
2020-12-05 10:04:41 PM  

dr_blasto: so we have, what, like 2 fights left?

/s


NOW we get to watch filler promos with no stream delay!
 
2020-12-05 10:05:41 PM  
So it's cancer all night then
 
2020-12-05 10:06:25 PM  

dr_blasto: So it's cancer all night then


Well it's better than focusing on all the Covid throughout the UFC
 
2020-12-05 10:11:09 PM  
I have no idea what I expected that dude to sound like, but it sure as fark wasn't that...
 
2020-12-05 10:13:31 PM  
Sure would be nice if there was a single ruleset.

I like the new Nevada replay rules - replay can be used, and fights can be restarted

Also the Kansas open scoring between rounds

Those plus the new scoring criteria

and the newer grounded fighter rule to avoid the "but my finger is touching the mat" game

plus my own new rule that refs will issue fewer warnings and start taking points much earlier
 
2020-12-05 10:14:27 PM  
GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I thought someone did us all the mercy of strangling the Kars 4 Kids commercial in its sleep like more than a year ago!!!
 
2020-12-05 10:15:59 PM  

psychicdeath99: refs will issue fewer warnings and start taking points much earlier


Yes.
 
2020-12-05 10:17:03 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH​AHAAHAHAHAH
 
2020-12-05 10:17:16 PM  

psychicdeath99: Sure would be nice if there was a single ruleset.

I like the new Nevada replay rules - replay can be used, and fights can be restarted

Also the Kansas open scoring between rounds

Those plus the new scoring criteria

and the newer grounded fighter rule to avoid the "but my finger is touching the mat" game

plus my own new rule that refs will issue fewer warnings and start taking points much earlier


and they need to allow any kick to the dome so long as the kick is moving upward

and holy fark
 
2020-12-05 10:17:19 PM  
Slam ko!
 
2020-12-05 10:17:27 PM  
Wow. That was impressive
 
2020-12-05 10:17:33 PM  
HOLY SLAM KO!!!!!
 
2020-12-05 10:17:37 PM  
HOLY FARKING CRAP!
 
2020-12-05 10:17:40 PM  

Farkin' Uke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH​A​HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH​AHAAHAHAHAH


That was too quick I didn't even catch it. Got to see the replay
 
2020-12-05 10:18:25 PM  
Say goodnight Irene.
 
2020-12-05 10:18:30 PM  
He dead
 
2020-12-05 10:18:49 PM  
Yes, tremendous sportsmanship by doing a split when your opponent is still unconscious from the DEVASTATING slam you just delivered! xD
 
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