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2020-12-05 2:26:08 PM  
This one looks sort of meh on paper.  A few familiar names (most of whom have seen better days) mixed in with a lot of "Who?"  These kinds of cards sometimes end up being great, and sometimes end up being crap.  We'll see.  Looks like they saved the better-known fighters for next week's pay per view UFC 256.

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2020-12-05 5:58:03 PM  
Covid strikes again.

Reports are that three fights have been pulled off the card:  It is being reported by several sources, but I haven't seen anything official from the UFC yet.

Evloev vs Landwehr
Durden vs Flick
Santos vs de la Rosa

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/u​f​c-vegas-16-down-to-8-total-bouts-after​-losing-two-more-fights/

I assume the start time will be pushed to 8 or 8:30 PM ET, but I'll update once I hear more.
 
2020-12-05 6:30:28 PM  
Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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2020-12-05 6:34:19 PM  
The way things are going the past several cards, they need to just book 16 fights to make sure that twelve actually happen.
 
2020-12-05 6:38:07 PM  
From the UFC statement, two were COVID related and one was some other unspecified medical issue:

Due to positive COVID-19 tests, the featherweight bout featuring Nate Landwehr vs. Movsar Evloev and the women's flyweight bout featuring Montana De La Rosa vs. Taila Santos have been canceled. In addition, due to a non-COVID related medical issue with Cody Durden, his flyweight bout against Jimmy Flick has also been canceled.
 
2020-12-05 6:53:32 PM  
Hopefully this card is taking the hit instead of the next two cards. next week's car looks good and the fight night card the following week looks even better
 
2020-12-05 7:00:48 PM  
Hail FFFFU!
Also, summmm'biatch!  I'm gonna be lit before the prelims at this rate!  How goes, fellas?
 
2020-12-05 7:01:48 PM  
Covid-19 is not a PED.
 
2020-12-05 7:15:59 PM  

psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+
 
2020-12-05 7:21:54 PM  

dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+


So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.
 
2020-12-05 7:22:25 PM  
*happened
 
2020-12-05 7:25:54 PM  

darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.


Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D
 
2020-12-05 7:44:54 PM  
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2020-12-05 7:54:27 PM  
I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now
 
2020-12-05 7:55:16 PM  

psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now


Ain't nobody gonna pay him to stand stock still in the ring now, though...
 
2020-12-05 7:58:13 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now

Ain't nobody gonna pay him to stand stock still in the ring now, though...


He's lost four of his last five too but it still doesn't make sense to me to cut him. All of his losses were to the very top of the division, and despite his last fight he has been in some classics like his two fights with Whittaker.

I'm guessing he might have popped for something major with USADA
 
2020-12-05 7:59:21 PM  
Woohoo! First stream picked is 1080p and solid!

psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


And this alone is an excuse to drink, friend~
 
2020-12-05 8:01:14 PM  
"A loaded fight card..."

Come now!  This wasn't true BEFORE you lost three fights!
 
2020-12-05 8:01:48 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now

Ain't nobody gonna pay him to stand stock still in the ring now, though...

He's lost four of his last five too but it still doesn't make sense to me to cut him. All of his losses were to the very top of the division, and despite his last fight he has been in some classics like his two fights with Whittaker.

I'm guessing he might have popped for something major with USADA


Oh well.  That Jake Paul douchebag has been spouting off about how he wants to embarrass UFC fighters in the boxing ring.  I propose they give an over 40 guy who just got cut and let him embarrass poor defenseless {and no longer USADA tested] Yoel.
 
2020-12-05 8:04:09 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now

Ain't nobody gonna pay him to stand stock still in the ring now, though...

He's lost four of his last five too but it still doesn't make sense to me to cut him. All of his losses were to the very top of the division, and despite his last fight he has been in some classics like his two fights with Whittaker.

I'm guessing he might have popped for something major with USADA

Oh well.  That Jake Paul douchebag has been spouting off about how he wants to embarrass UFC fighters in the boxing ring.  I propose they give an over 40 guy who just got cut and let him embarrass poor defenseless {and no longer USADA tested] Yoel.


Well, I wouldn't pay to see that, but I'd DEFINITELY steal that!
 
2020-12-05 8:04:15 PM  
Still 30 minutes till the first fight
 
2020-12-05 8:06:23 PM  
Our organization is getting ravaged by Covid so hey, let's talk about cancer
 
2020-12-05 8:09:06 PM  
ah, Felder is there!  Have him fight all three of the fighters who were left without opponents.

/at the same time
 
2020-12-05 8:12:02 PM  
All these heartwarming pieces are just making me think, "If they didn't lose any of the fights tonight, UFC would not give a solitary fark about cancer then, eh?"
 
2020-12-05 8:13:36 PM  
fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid
 
2020-12-05 8:13:53 PM  

Farkin' Uke: All these heartwarming pieces are just making me think, "If they didn't lose any of the fights tonight, UFC would not give a solitary fark about cancer then, eh?"


We had to bump three fights for cancer to make it to airtime?
 
2020-12-05 8:15:06 PM  

dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid


Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....
 
2020-12-05 8:17:12 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....


Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.
 
2020-12-05 8:19:07 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.


Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server
 
2020-12-05 8:20:48 PM  
I've gotta watch that Tonon fight again in particular, too, because I heard talk of lots of glove grabbing I didn't see live (stupid feed had 3 twats and a cute chick yammering over the broadcast and shrinking the screen)
 
2020-12-05 8:24:01 PM  
Well, if you somehow die (and the UFC needs filler) DC, I'm sure they'll have one of these cheesy promos playing ad nauseum calling you "a role model every step of the way"....
 
2020-12-05 8:25:29 PM  

Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.

Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D


No, Dear Heart, I came in here because we couldn't figure out WTF was going on and I knew the answer would be in here. Thanks for playing, though.
 
2020-12-05 8:30:09 PM  
Kimura got his snack before the first fight due to the delay.  A few milk bones and some peanut butter in the hollow rubber chew toy keeps him busy for quite a while.

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2020-12-05 8:31:28 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.

Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server


Right on. If I don't pass out before the end of this I will
 
2020-12-05 8:31:57 PM  

darkhorse23: Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.

Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D

No, Dear Heart, I came in here because we couldn't figure out WTF was going on and I knew the answer would be in here. Thanks for playing, though.


Hey, I'm 7...80...90oz of cheap bourbon n Pepsi in but I can still read!  I understood what was going on and just cracked a joke.  You're welcome to stay, though, as we're currently missing our regular female fight fan...
 
2020-12-05 8:34:44 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.

Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server

Right on. If I don't pass out before the end of this I will


I read that as "If YOU don't pass out before the end..." and had no objections.  May as well do it now since I've kept the server since Circus Fights II and we've been there for other promos that don't have Fark threads.  Just be sure to put wesmon in there somewheres
 
2020-12-05 8:34:47 PM  

Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.

Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D

No, Dear Heart, I came in here because we couldn't figure out WTF was going on and I knew the answer would be in here. Thanks for playing, though.

Hey, I'm 7...80...90oz of cheap bourbon n Pepsi in but I can still read!  I understood what was going on and just cracked a joke.  You're welcome to stay, though, as we're currently missing our regular female fight fan...


I wonder if that's the same alt as Cecil Peoples?
 
2020-12-05 8:36:06 PM  
Collier has the body of an elite athlete
 
2020-12-05 8:36:57 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]

I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.

Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D

No, Dear Heart, I came in here because we couldn't figure out WTF was going on and I knew the answer would be in here. Thanks for playing, though.

Hey, I'm 7...80...90oz of cheap bourbon n Pepsi in but I can still read!  I understood what was going on and just cracked a joke.  You're welcome to stay, though, as we're currently missing our regular female fight fan...

I wonder if that's the same alt as Cecil Peoples?


I can't decide if I desperately WANT to know who's the Cecil account or NEVER want to know!
 
2020-12-05 8:37:41 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.

Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server

Right on. If I don't pass out before the end of this I will

I read that as "If YOU don't pass out before the end..." and had no objections.  May as well do it now since I've kept the server since Circus Fights II and we've been there for other promos that don't have Fark threads.  Just be sure to put wesmon in there somewheres


I saw Full Metal Dojo tweet earlier this week that they are planning something for around the end of the year.  Fight Circus III?
 
2020-12-05 8:39:25 PM  
dog is done snacking and on the couch just in time for the first fight
 
2020-12-05 8:39:55 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.

Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server

Right on. If I don't pass out before the end of this I will

I read that as "If YOU don't pass out before the end..." and had no objections.  May as well do it now since I've kept the server since Circus Fights II and we've been there for other promos that don't have Fark threads.  Just be sure to put wesmon in there somewheres

I saw Full Metal Dojo tweet earlier this week that they are planning something for around the end of the year.  Fight Circus III?


If I didn't give my credit card info to a shady porn site for just one (disappointing) event, that would make me sooooo happy
 
2020-12-05 8:40:23 PM  

psychicdeath99: dog is done snacking and on the couch just in time for the first fight


Sure, Kimura's an ol' pro now!
 
2020-12-05 8:41:31 PM  
Got some bad tats already.
 
2020-12-05 8:42:05 PM  
Tognoni is lookin old
 
2020-12-05 8:42:33 PM  

BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.


And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...
 
2020-12-05 8:43:07 PM  

BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.


Yep.  Collier is early leader, but nothing too remarkable unless we have a really weak tattoo night
 
2020-12-05 8:45:19 PM  
fat boi is using a lot of gas with those high kicks
 
2020-12-05 8:46:50 PM  

Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...


Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.
 
2020-12-05 8:47:09 PM  
That was actually a fun round for a Villante fight. And now both of them are exhausted.

10-9 Collier
 
2020-12-05 8:47:14 PM  
10-9 Collier

how much does he have left?  That was a fair amount of output for a low-level heavyweight
 
2020-12-05 8:47:43 PM  
Collier appears to have an EXCELLENT strategy of sucking in all the available oxygen in the arena, leaving none for Villante here...
 
2020-12-05 8:47:54 PM  
Technically much better than most HW fights we've seen in some time.
 
2020-12-05 8:49:09 PM  

RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.


Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!
 
2020-12-05 8:49:54 PM  

2wolves: Technically much better than most HW fights we've seen in some time.


How long were you digging to place THAT bar?
 
2020-12-05 8:50:57 PM  
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3 fights gone? Does Dana still charge full PPV price?
 
2020-12-05 8:53:18 PM  
10-9 Collier   20-18


Villante needs a KO
 
2020-12-05 8:53:42 PM  
Prediction for R3:
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2020-12-05 8:53:57 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: Technically much better than most HW fights we've seen in some time.

How long were you digging to place THAT bar?


At least one round.
 
2020-12-05 8:54:16 PM  

Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!


To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.
 
2020-12-05 8:54:32 PM  
BALLS!
 
2020-12-05 8:54:57 PM  
NUTSHOT #1
 
2020-12-05 8:55:01 PM  
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2020-12-05 8:57:20 PM  
"Be responsible for your weapons."
 
2020-12-05 8:57:41 PM  

RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.


Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?
 
2020-12-05 8:57:50 PM  
NUTSHOT #2
 
2020-12-05 8:58:04 PM  
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2020-12-05 8:58:10 PM  
BALLS!

BALLS!
 
2020-12-05 8:58:13 PM  
I swear that wasn't there when I posted.....
 
2020-12-05 8:59:12 PM  
Collier had some skills for a HW. His conditioning is limiting him
 
2020-12-05 8:59:28 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I swear that wasn't there when I posted.....


Posting with kinda wonky for a bit there.
 
2020-12-05 8:59:32 PM  
I rescind my elephant seal gif - fat boyz is throwin"!!!
 
2020-12-05 9:01:15 PM  
30-27 Collier
 
2020-12-05 9:01:29 PM  

Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.

Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?


Oh, I ran that system check on Crucial and it looks like a RAM upgrade to keep the old laptop alive will only be $42, so it's worth that expenditure rather than just junking it.  Not going to bother with upgrading the hard drive since it's laptop #3 and will rarely be used.
 
2020-12-05 9:01:34 PM  
Fat dude has a future at Radio City Music Hall with all those high kicks.
 
2020-12-05 9:02:13 PM  
30-27 Fat Boi
 
2020-12-05 9:03:18 PM  
probably won't see Villante no more
 
2020-12-05 9:03:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.

Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?

Oh, I ran that system check on Crucial and it looks like a RAM upgrade to keep the old laptop alive will only be $42, so it's worth that expenditure rather than just junking it.  Not going to bother with upgrading the hard drive since it's laptop #3 and will rarely be used.


Right on! Next thing I recommend is to plugin what that scan spit out into Amazon if'n you got Prime and likely get it cheaper and faster
 
2020-12-05 9:04:07 PM  
The UFC will probably give these guys a back room cash bonus for going the distance and killing time. A three fight prelim trying to fill two hours.
 
2020-12-05 9:04:51 PM  

psychicdeath99: probably won't see Villante no more


He actually looked a lot better than his last fight, but yeah still.
 
2020-12-05 9:05:04 PM  
If Collier can lose 15 pounds of chubby and gain 10 pounds of muscle he'd be a serious contender.
 
2020-12-05 9:05:34 PM  

wesmon: The UFC will probably give these guys a back room cash bonus for going the distance and killing time. A three fight prelim trying to fill two hours.


LOL - a "no knockout bonus"!
 
2020-12-05 9:06:32 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.

Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?

Oh, I ran that system check on Crucial and it looks like a RAM upgrade to keep the old laptop alive will only be $42, so it's worth that expenditure rather than just junking it.  Not going to bother with upgrading the hard drive since it's laptop #3 and will rarely be used.

Right on! Next thing I recommend is to plugin what that scan spit out into Amazon if'n you got Prime and likely get it cheaper and faster


Yeah.  I looked there.  The two 4 GB Crucial cards have the same $42 price tag.  I saw other brands as low as $31, but don't know if I trust them
 
2020-12-05 9:08:51 PM  
New leader for Ugly Tattoo of the Night for Topuria.  The fragmented tiger, etc. is well done enough, but still fugly
 
2020-12-05 9:10:07 PM  
Georgian hip hop walkout music?  Wish I could hear it...
 
2020-12-05 9:10:29 PM  
'Nixionhair' Jackson wasn't a viable nickname?
 
2020-12-05 9:11:12 PM  

RandolphCarter: 'Nixionhair' Jackson wasn't a viable nickname?


NIXON HAIR.

GODSDAMMIT
 
2020-12-05 9:12:03 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.

Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?

Oh, I ran that system check on Crucial and it looks like a RAM upgrade to keep the old laptop alive will only be $42, so it's worth that expenditure rather than just junking it.  Not going to bother with upgrading the hard drive since it's laptop #3 and will rarely be used.

Right on! Next thing I recommend is to plugin what that scan spit out into Amazon if'n you got Prime and likely get it cheaper and faster

Yeah.  I looked there.  The two 4 GB Crucial cards have the same $42 price tag.  I saw other brands as low as $31, but don't know if I trust them


Obviously don't know what brands you saw, but fair enough.  We also gotta get it off Winblows 7, so hit me up when you get the RAM and I can walk your through the installation and upgrade, brother
 
2020-12-05 9:12:41 PM  

psychicdeath99: New leader for Ugly Tattoo of the Night for Topuria.  The fragmented tiger, etc. is well done enough, but still fugly


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2020-12-05 9:14:25 PM  
Farkin' Uke:

Yeah.  I looked there.  The two 4 GB Crucial cards have the same $42 price tag.  I saw other brands as low as $31, but don't know if I trust them

Obviously don't know what brands you saw, but fair enough.  We also gotta get it off Winblows 7, so hit me up when you get the RAM and I can walk your through the installation and upgrade, brother


I saw there are still ways to get the old free Windows 10 upgrade, even though it is technically an expired offer
 
2020-12-05 9:14:53 PM  
Hey, everybody! It's an actual entertaining fight!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:11 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke:

Yeah.  I looked there.  The two 4 GB Crucial cards have the same $42 price tag.  I saw other brands as low as $31, but don't know if I trust them

Obviously don't know what brands you saw, but fair enough.  We also gotta get it off Winblows 7, so hit me up when you get the RAM and I can walk your through the installation and upgrade, brother

I saw there are still ways to get the old free Windows 10 upgrade, even though it is technically an expired offer


No worries there, even if they took down the installer, I've got a copy and there's no penalty to not registering 10 anyways.  fark!  I missed the KO!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:12 PM  
Boink!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:16 PM  
THE BIG KIBOSH!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:20 PM  
BONK!  down goes the Leech!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:49 PM  
That body work looked like old man Tyson last week.

Topuria is a legit prospect
 
2020-12-05 9:17:37 PM  
That was damn near ART!  Legit indeed
 
2020-12-05 9:17:46 PM  
No long fight bonus for these two.
 
2020-12-05 9:17:54 PM  
Futbol?
 
2020-12-05 9:18:12 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Hey, everybody! It's an actual entertaining fight!


Crisp, technical striking with movement and angles?

Why would us schlubs in FFFFU wanna see that?
 
2020-12-05 9:19:51 PM  
 
2020-12-05 9:21:06 PM  
Is his tattoo tiger some sorta MAD magazine thing where you're supposed to scrunch it together to figure out what the fark it is?
 
2020-12-05 9:21:09 PM  
anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?
 
2020-12-05 9:22:47 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Is his tattoo tiger some sorta MAD magazine thing where you're supposed to scrunch it together to figure out what the fark it is?


Is that Andre Arlovski peeking out between the tigers?
 
2020-12-05 9:22:49 PM  

dr_blasto: anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?


If it says, "What, me worry?" when he squishes his titties together, it's the mother farking winner for BEST!
 
2020-12-05 9:25:13 PM  
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40 minutes till main card and only one fight left. I'm not saying we are gonna be sitting here for awhile but the next 20 minutes might be more annoying than listening to Mariah Carey Christmas music #UFCVegas16
 
2020-12-05 9:26:37 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?

If it says, "What, me worry?" when he squishes his titties together, it's the mother farking winner for BEST!


the face in the tattoo looks way older than him, so it's some OTHER weirdo staring at you from between the tiger's head some jerk slashed in half
 
2020-12-05 9:28:22 PM  

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Jillian DeCoursey
@lionheartjill
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40 minutes till main card and only one fight left. I'm not saying we are gonna be sitting here for awhile but the next 20 minutes might be more annoying than listening to Mariah Carey Christmas music #UFCVegas16


Nice to see that the fighters watching feel the same way we do
 
2020-12-05 9:28:29 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?

If it says, "What, me worry?" when he squishes his titties together, it's the mother farking winner for BEST!

the face in the tattoo looks way older than him, so it's some OTHER weirdo staring at you from between the tiger's head some jerk slashed in half


I don't know which is more concerning:  It's his own face tattooed on his body, or it IS Andre Arlovski...
 
2020-12-05 9:29:34 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: anyhow, where's this tattoo gonna land on the scale?

If it says, "What, me worry?" when he squishes his titties together, it's the mother farking winner for BEST!

the face in the tattoo looks way older than him, so it's some OTHER weirdo staring at you from between the tiger's head some jerk slashed in half

I don't know which is more concerning:  It's his own face tattooed on his body, or it IS Andre Arlovski...


heh, he could be a total Arlovski stan
 
2020-12-05 9:31:52 PM  
So...
we're all gonna farking die from cancer or covid...
BIG THANKS for the escapism, UFC!!!
 
2020-12-05 9:32:18 PM  
Smolka always puts on good fights. Quinonez also brings it and has boxing. This should be a really good fight.
 
2020-12-05 9:35:14 PM  
Quinonez in the lead for Mustache of the Night
 
2020-12-05 9:37:55 PM  
please stop showing the Proper 12 commercials.


/I always get the urge to shoot the TV, Elvis-style
 
2020-12-05 9:39:24 PM  
Awww....Bruce only has a two tone suit?  He must be feeling sad....because of all the cancer....and covid....
 
2020-12-05 9:41:19 PM  
BOINK!
 
2020-12-05 9:43:46 PM  
All business.
 
2020-12-05 9:44:56 PM  
Very close. Smolka secured it with the takedown at the end of the round. 10-9
 
2020-12-05 9:45:02 PM  
Quinonez is damned FAST!  Fun fight!!!
 
2020-12-05 9:45:16 PM  
10-9 Quinonez  Smolka got his rhythm late though
 
2020-12-05 9:46:52 PM  
Quinonez looks good.
 
2020-12-05 9:48:05 PM  
nice takedown for Smolka
 
2020-12-05 9:48:16 PM  
WOW!  What a comeback!  Great for Smolka, TRRRRRABLE for the event!
 
2020-12-05 9:48:22 PM  

RandolphCarter: Quinonez looks good.


And he immediately started losing after I typed that.
 
2020-12-05 9:48:35 PM  
Nice ground and pound
 
2020-12-05 9:49:09 PM  
Smolka  floats very well.
 
2020-12-05 9:49:19 PM  
Bellator type commentary there. A discussion about technique while Smolka was finishing the fight.
 
2020-12-05 9:50:59 PM  
 
2020-12-05 9:51:14 PM  
Well, smoke 'em if you got 'em, gentlemen!  This gonna be a while...
 
2020-12-05 9:52:49 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Well, smoke 'em if you got 'em, gentlemen!  This gonna be a while...


Tempting.  I quit smoking three years ago and still get momentary cravings.  They're gone in 10 seconds though.
 
2020-12-05 10:01:25 PM  
so we have, what, like 2 fights left?

/s
 
2020-12-05 10:02:05 PM  

dr_blasto: so we have, what, like 2 fights left?

/s


Late Covid test results incoming!
 
2020-12-05 10:03:58 PM  
Watching the promo highlights, I totally forgot Vettori lost a close split decision to Israel Adesanya.
 
2020-12-05 10:04:41 PM  

dr_blasto: so we have, what, like 2 fights left?

/s


NOW we get to watch filler promos with no stream delay!
 
2020-12-05 10:05:41 PM  
So it's cancer all night then
 
2020-12-05 10:06:25 PM  

dr_blasto: So it's cancer all night then


Well it's better than focusing on all the Covid throughout the UFC
 
2020-12-05 10:11:09 PM  
I have no idea what I expected that dude to sound like, but it sure as fark wasn't that...
 
2020-12-05 10:13:31 PM  
Sure would be nice if there was a single ruleset.

I like the new Nevada replay rules - replay can be used, and fights can be restarted

Also the Kansas open scoring between rounds

Those plus the new scoring criteria

and the newer grounded fighter rule to avoid the "but my finger is touching the mat" game

plus my own new rule that refs will issue fewer warnings and start taking points much earlier
 
2020-12-05 10:14:27 PM  
GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I thought someone did us all the mercy of strangling the Kars 4 Kids commercial in its sleep like more than a year ago!!!
 
2020-12-05 10:15:59 PM  

psychicdeath99: refs will issue fewer warnings and start taking points much earlier


Yes.
 
2020-12-05 10:17:03 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH​AHAAHAHAHAH
 
2020-12-05 10:17:16 PM  

psychicdeath99: Sure would be nice if there was a single ruleset.

I like the new Nevada replay rules - replay can be used, and fights can be restarted

Also the Kansas open scoring between rounds

Those plus the new scoring criteria

and the newer grounded fighter rule to avoid the "but my finger is touching the mat" game

plus my own new rule that refs will issue fewer warnings and start taking points much earlier


and they need to allow any kick to the dome so long as the kick is moving upward

and holy fark
 
2020-12-05 10:17:19 PM  
Slam ko!
 
2020-12-05 10:17:27 PM  
Wow. That was impressive
 
2020-12-05 10:17:33 PM  
HOLY SLAM KO!!!!!
 
2020-12-05 10:17:37 PM  
HOLY FARKING CRAP!
 
2020-12-05 10:17:40 PM  

Farkin' Uke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH​A​HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH​AHAAHAHAHAH


That was too quick I didn't even catch it. Got to see the replay
 
2020-12-05 10:18:25 PM  
Say goodnight Irene.
 
2020-12-05 10:18:30 PM  
He dead
 
2020-12-05 10:18:49 PM  
Yes, tremendous sportsmanship by doing a split when your opponent is still unconscious from the DEVASTATING slam you just delivered! xD
 
2020-12-05 10:18:52 PM  
And Rampage Jackson smiles at that slam KO.
 
2020-12-05 10:19:38 PM  
 
2020-12-05 10:20:45 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
I cannot love this guy more - when's he fighting again, Dana?!?
 
2020-12-05 10:24:24 PM  
Can someone remind me tomorrow that Jordon Leavitt is my favorite fighter? (120can'tdomathsome ounces....)
 
2020-12-05 10:27:11 PM  
Rampage still has the best slam KO of all time
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2020-12-05 10:27:45 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Can someone remind me tomorrow that Jordon Leavitt is my favorite fighter? (120can'tdomathsome ounces....

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2020-12-05 10:29:15 PM  

wesmon: Rampage still has the best slam KO of all time
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Has that ever happened in Testosterone Soap Opera?  The "winner" ends up accidentally KOed?  Does the guy grab his hand in a stop hitting yourself fashion, give himself a slap, and then shimmy his way under the corpse to get a 3 count?
 
2020-12-05 10:32:06 PM  
UGH!  CHRIST, UFC!  FINE!  I'll stop supporting cancer and switch sides already - just STOP!!!
 
2020-12-05 10:34:30 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Rampage still has the best slam KO of all time
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Has that ever happened in Testosterone Soap Opera?  The "winner" ends up accidentally KOed?  Does the guy grab his hand in a stop hitting yourself fashion, give himself a slap, and then shimmy his way under the corpse to get a 3 count?


It has happened in the recent UFC era. Jared Brooks knocked himself out slamming his opponent a couple years ago
 
2020-12-05 10:40:52 PM  
That looked like a nutshot
 
2020-12-05 10:42:22 PM  
Moving Allan into the lead for Ugly Tattoo of the Night.  Not as eye catching as Topuria's fragmented tiger, but that is just a mess
 
2020-12-05 10:44:24 PM  
FUN ROUND!
 
2020-12-05 10:45:10 PM  
10-9 Dolidze  fun round
 
2020-12-05 10:47:22 PM  
Both these guys are entertaining as hell  to watch.
 
2020-12-05 10:48:55 PM  

RandolphCarter: Both these guys are entertaining as hell  to watch.


I don't think I've ever seen anyone so dangerous from being IN side control before
 
2020-12-05 10:50:41 PM  
FotN regardless of the 3rd
 
2020-12-05 10:51:19 PM  
10-9 Dolidze  20-18
 
2020-12-05 10:56:56 PM  
Dolidze all 3 (gotta learn to lay off the leg locks, though)
 
2020-12-05 10:57:16 PM  
10-9 Dolidze  30-27


good fight
 
2020-12-05 10:57:26 PM  
Fun fight.
 
2020-12-05 10:58:36 PM  
Cecil judgin?
 
2020-12-05 10:58:50 PM  
Who the hell gave 2 rounds to Allan?
 
2020-12-05 10:59:05 PM  
Who the hell gave a round to Alan?
 
2020-12-05 10:59:32 PM  
One judge was on drugs
 
2020-12-05 11:00:25 PM  
Principal caught sayof;  press covfefe
 
2020-12-05 11:01:42 PM  
That wasn't a bad fight but it was pretty low level. I mean, going for heel hooks to finish? That shiat works in the low levels but you don't try it in the UFC. leg locks are basically used to improve position
 
2020-12-05 11:02:09 PM  
One judge lost his parents in the Holodomor and won't let a Georgian win
 
2020-12-05 11:03:56 PM  
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2020-12-05 11:07:20 PM  

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Say it ain't so, Saruman!
 
2020-12-05 11:14:04 PM  
Wow, the PS5 looks really fast!  How long for it to do 0-60mph?
 
2020-12-05 11:14:49 PM  
The short fighter in this pic is 6 foot even.  154 pounds!  Tall dude just tko'd him in the second.

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/Fundora is 6'6"
 
2020-12-05 11:18:49 PM  

BadJazz: The short fighter in this pic is 6 foot even.  154 pounds!  Tall dude just tko'd him in the second.

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/Fundora is 6'6"


Boxing?  Meh, wake me when they're both over a half century old....

By the way, BadJazz, we're gonna overtake Premier League even if I gotta do it MY GOD DAMN SELF!
 
2020-12-05 11:20:58 PM  
BOOSH!
 
2020-12-05 11:20:59 PM  
KABONK!  HOLY CRAP!
 
2020-12-05 11:21:16 PM  
Was that liver or balls?
 
2020-12-05 11:21:20 PM  
Ouch
 
2020-12-05 11:21:39 PM  
Crushed his body
 
2020-12-05 11:21:44 PM  
Leever shot.
 
2020-12-05 11:21:56 PM  
NUTSHOT#3

Followed by a KABOOM
 
2020-12-05 11:22:09 PM  
All liver, nice knee
 
2020-12-05 11:23:44 PM  

BadJazz: The short fighter in this pic is 6 foot even.  154 pounds!  Tall dude just tko'd him in the second.

[Fark user image image 850x498]

/Fundora is 6'6"


Tell that to Stefan Struve. 85 inch reach and he never wanted to use it. The use of reach and range is only just beginning in MMA.
 
2020-12-05 11:24:01 PM  
 
2020-12-05 11:38:11 PM  
these robot company ads are weird
 
2020-12-05 11:40:48 PM  
NUTS.COM commercial!

still two fights left for more nutshots
 
2020-12-05 11:42:31 PM  
How much did St. P's cut effort cost him?
 
2020-12-05 11:43:50 PM  
OSP looks so much bigger
 
2020-12-05 11:43:50 PM  
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I'm still good for another if I remember how many I've had, right?  It's 4 down...

Nutshot! I'd still count it!
 
2020-12-05 11:44:39 PM  
NUTSHOT #4
 
2020-12-05 11:45:21 PM  
Hills body shots are money he needs to keep it going the entire fight
 
2020-12-05 11:48:19 PM  
Big boys throwin' noise!  I am amused
 
2020-12-05 11:48:32 PM  
10-9 Hill, but close
 
2020-12-05 11:51:47 PM  
Hill is crackin' him....
 
2020-12-05 11:52:35 PM  
BONK!   STOPPAGE!
 
2020-12-05 11:52:43 PM  

2wolves: How much did St. P's cut effort cost him?


He looked off all night.
 
2020-12-05 11:52:44 PM  
WOOOOOO!  Out on his feet!
 
2020-12-05 11:53:06 PM  
Oof, OSP got beat up bad
 
2020-12-05 11:53:44 PM  
Beat down.  St. P's gas tank was nonexistent.
 
2020-12-05 11:53:46 PM  
ooof   OSP pretty much out on his feet there
 
2020-12-05 11:53:56 PM  
Well done Hill. He was well under sized here but a great game plan with the body work early
 
2020-12-05 11:54:28 PM  

2wolves: Beat down.  St. P's gas tank was nonexistent.


Agreed on "off all night".  Seems he was never in it (to me, at least)
 
2020-12-05 11:56:22 PM  
Oh, that wasn't you that I replied to it was you...

Anyway, this has been a hell of a card that I expected VERY little from!  I've had liquid encouragement to have a good time but some of these fights really came through, too!
 
2020-12-05 11:56:29 PM  
 
2020-12-05 11:58:32 PM  
Soooo.....Siskel's tatted in one armpit and Ebert in the other?
 
2020-12-05 11:59:23 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Oh, that wasn't you that I replied to it was you...

Anyway, this has been a hell of a card that I expected VERY little from!  I've had liquid encouragement to have a good time but some of these fights really came through, too!


Really, after the fourth or fifth drink, any reply can fit to any post...
 
2020-12-06 12:02:35 AM  

RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: Oh, that wasn't you that I replied to it was you...

Anyway, this has been a hell of a card that I expected VERY little from!  I've had liquid encouragement to have a good time but some of these fights really came through, too!

Really, after the fourth or fifth drink, any reply can fit to any post...


LOL - "If all your comments are nonsensical, it doesn't matter to whom you reply to!"

Fark all y'all, I funnied some of my OWN posts tonight! xP
 
2020-12-06 12:02:37 AM  

Farkin' Uke: Oh, that wasn't you that I replied to it was you...

Anyway, this has been a hell of a card that I expected VERY little from!  I've had liquid encouragement to have a good time but some of these fights really came through, too!


These have all been pretty good fights, everybody has really brought it tonight so far.
 
2020-12-06 12:04:47 AM  
Kimura is running out of gas,

/can't be a bad weight cut.  he never stops eating
 
2020-12-06 12:08:08 AM  
"This Italian guy has no care in spending an American holiday with his Italian family..."

Ladies and gentleman, Jon Anik
 
2020-12-06 12:12:10 AM  
Hermansson's hair styled by a 1950's comic artist drawing a little boy...
 
2020-12-06 12:13:58 AM  

Farkin' Uke: Hermansson's hair styled by a 1950's comic artist drawing a little boy...


All that's missing is a slingshot in the back pocket.
 
2020-12-06 12:15:24 AM  

RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: Hermansson's hair styled by a 1950's comic artist drawing a little boy...

All that's missing is a slingshot in the back pocket.


OH! Im so happy someone got that one at least!  Y'all gotta read more books or take more drugs or somethin...
 
2020-12-06 12:17:03 AM  
I've got no clue what's on Vettori's shoulder but at least it's clean and cool looking...
 
2020-12-06 12:19:15 AM  
Shoulda let ya hands go, Vettori!!!
 
2020-12-06 12:21:22 AM  
Vettori left the win in the fetal position in the corner but I'm glad this is going another round!
 
2020-12-06 12:21:25 AM  
I was kind of rooting for Hermansson here, and boy is he getting  smoked.
 
2020-12-06 12:21:30 AM  
10-9 Ed Herman.
 
2020-12-06 12:21:43 AM  
10-9 Vettori

let him off the hook, though
 
2020-12-06 12:23:47 AM  
[cecil peoples alt]Hermansson clearly took that round![/cecil peoples alt]
 
2020-12-06 12:24:10 AM  

Cecil_Peoples: 10-9 Ed Herman.


I STILL don't know if I desperately want to know who you are, or desperately never wanna know....
I love you!
 
2020-12-06 12:24:48 AM  
Vettori winning on the ground with Hermansson. Didnt expect that
 
2020-12-06 12:25:38 AM  
Just got home. what did I miss?
 
2020-12-06 12:25:39 AM  

dr_blasto: [cecil peoples alt]Hermansson clearly took that round![/cecil peoples alt]


The pro beat ya to it and I've been hammering the funy vote dozens of time in a vain attempt to give more (hope it was an odd number of times)
 
2020-12-06 12:26:35 AM  

Agarista: Just got home. what did I miss?


Pretty good night for a card that looked bad on paper and lost 3 fights today
 
2020-12-06 12:27:38 AM  
10-9 Vettori  20-18
 
2020-12-06 12:27:47 AM  

psychicdeath99: Agarista: Just got home. what did I miss?

Pretty good night for a card that looked bad on paper and lost 3 fights today


Sweet!  Will have to re-watch!
 
2020-12-06 12:28:03 AM  
I just cant see a way in for Hermansson.
 
2020-12-06 12:28:08 AM  
20-18 Powder so far
 
2020-12-06 12:29:38 AM  

HeathenHealer: 20-18 Powder so far


*ahem* thicc powder, to you...
 
2020-12-06 12:30:54 AM  

psychicdeath99: Agarista: Just got home. what did I miss?

Pretty good night for a card that looked bad on paper and lost 3 fights today


yeah these have all been really good. Sometimes these cards just have the hungry fighters trying to make a name for themselves
 
2020-12-06 12:33:32 AM  
10-9 Hermansson  29-28 Vettori
 
2020-12-06 12:34:42 AM  
Vettori won the first three, but Hermansson is coming on
 
2020-12-06 12:36:20 AM  

wesmon: Vettori won the first three, but Hermansson is coming on


maybe he needed a few rounds of beating to wak eup?
 
2020-12-06 12:36:22 AM  
Gentlemen and lad(yies?), we just overtook the Premier League thread.  Everyone turn to your right and pat them on the back!

/didn't even give a fark about these thread counts until BadJazz started on about it!
 
2020-12-06 12:37:26 AM  

Agarista: wesmon: Vettori won the first three, but Hermansson is coming on

maybe he needed a few rounds of beating to wak eup?


Did you see how close Vetori was to winning in the first?
 
2020-12-06 12:37:50 AM  
Hermansson it's just trying to win a slugfest now. That is not his game, he's not going to win that
 
2020-12-06 12:38:00 AM  
any, uh...GRAPPLING tonight?
 
2020-12-06 12:38:41 AM  

Farkin' Uke: Agarista: wesmon: Vettori won the first three, but Hermansson is coming on

maybe he needed a few rounds of beating to wak eup?

Did you see how close Vetori was to winning in the first?


nope. Showe up during R2
 
2020-12-06 12:39:14 AM  

Agarista: any, uh...GRAPPLING tonight?


I can't remember much tonight but after you left LFA you missed a GREAT one and there's a good one in ONE
 
2020-12-06 12:39:37 AM  

Agarista: any, uh...GRAPPLING tonight?


Yes, if by last night you mean last week between Nate Robinson and Rand Paul.
 
2020-12-06 12:39:39 AM  
10-9 Vettori 39-37 Vettori

Hermansson needs a finish
 
2020-12-06 12:40:14 AM  
50-50 Vitor.  Should go to extra innings.
 
2020-12-06 12:40:16 AM  

Agarista: any, uh...GRAPPLING tonight?


I'm actually enjoying the slug fest. But Hermansson needs something different if he's going to win. He needs the grappling
 
2020-12-06 12:42:10 AM  
They're throwin' leather
 
2020-12-06 12:43:27 AM  
This pace is unreal for 195 pound fighters
 
2020-12-06 12:45:55 AM  
10-9 Vettori  49-46 Vettori


That was a fun one
 
2020-12-06 12:46:14 AM  
Damn that was good
 
2020-12-06 12:46:15 AM  

Agarista: any, uh...GRAPPLING tonight?


Some crazy heel hook chasing but notably a slam KO in the very beginning of the match! totally lights out KO just from the takedown
 
2020-12-06 12:46:27 AM  
49 46 Vettori
 
2020-12-06 12:46:55 AM  
my bonus predictions


FOTN  Vettori vs Hermansson
POTN  Topuria Leavitt
Ugly Tattoo of the Night  Allan
Mustache of the Night  Quinonez
 
2020-12-06 12:48:08 AM  
No surprises.

Goodnight folks, take care and stay well.
 
2020-12-06 12:49:44 AM  
Vettori trains with Cordeiro?
 
2020-12-06 12:49:58 AM  

psychicdeath99: my bonus predictions


FOTN  Vettori vs Hermansson
POTN  Topuria Leavitt
Ugly Tattoo of the Night  Allan
Mustache of the Night  Quinonez


Quinonez Smolka was FOTN IMO.
 
2020-12-06 12:51:29 AM  
they're struggling with the audio mutes lol
 
2020-12-06 12:52:19 AM  

dr_blasto: Agarista: any, uh...GRAPPLING tonight?

Some crazy heel hook chasing but notably a slam KO in the very beginning of the match! totally lights out KO just from the takedown


Don't miss the KO slam:   https://twitter.com/ImShannonTho/sta​tu​s/1335423258112438274
 
2020-12-06 12:52:30 AM  
The guy on the censor button is not timing it very well
 
2020-12-06 12:52:31 AM  

dr_blasto: they're struggling with the audio mutes lol


*CENSOR CENSOR* motherfarker! *CENSOR CENSOR*
 
2020-12-06 12:54:52 AM  
HEY!  Let's all watch more fights!  Email me if you're not already in the Discord server at farkin_uke where the yahoos live
 
2020-12-06 1:14:33 AM  
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POTN Benitez, Leavitt

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