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2020-12-05 8:47:14 PM  
10-9 Collier

how much does he have left?  That was a fair amount of output for a low-level heavyweight
 
2020-12-05 8:47:43 PM  
Collier appears to have an EXCELLENT strategy of sucking in all the available oxygen in the arena, leaving none for Villante here...
 
2020-12-05 8:47:54 PM  
Technically much better than most HW fights we've seen in some time.
 
2020-12-05 8:49:09 PM  

RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.


Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!
 
2020-12-05 8:49:54 PM  

2wolves: Technically much better than most HW fights we've seen in some time.


How long were you digging to place THAT bar?
 
2020-12-05 8:50:57 PM  
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3 fights gone? Does Dana still charge full PPV price?
 
2020-12-05 8:53:18 PM  
10-9 Collier   20-18


Villante needs a KO
 
2020-12-05 8:53:42 PM  
Prediction for R3:
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2020-12-05 8:53:57 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: Technically much better than most HW fights we've seen in some time.

How long were you digging to place THAT bar?


At least one round.
 
2020-12-05 8:54:16 PM  

Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!


To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.
 
2020-12-05 8:54:32 PM  
BALLS!
 
2020-12-05 8:54:57 PM  
NUTSHOT #1
 
2020-12-05 8:55:01 PM  
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2020-12-05 8:57:20 PM  
"Be responsible for your weapons."
 
2020-12-05 8:57:41 PM  

RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.


Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?
 
2020-12-05 8:57:50 PM  
NUTSHOT #2
 
2020-12-05 8:58:04 PM  
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2020-12-05 8:58:10 PM  
BALLS!

BALLS!
 
2020-12-05 8:58:13 PM  
I swear that wasn't there when I posted.....
 
2020-12-05 8:59:12 PM  
Collier had some skills for a HW. His conditioning is limiting him
 
2020-12-05 8:59:28 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I swear that wasn't there when I posted.....


Posting with kinda wonky for a bit there.
 
2020-12-05 8:59:32 PM  
I rescind my elephant seal gif - fat boyz is throwin"!!!
 
2020-12-05 9:01:15 PM  
30-27 Collier
 
2020-12-05 9:01:29 PM  

Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.

Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?


Oh, I ran that system check on Crucial and it looks like a RAM upgrade to keep the old laptop alive will only be $42, so it's worth that expenditure rather than just junking it.  Not going to bother with upgrading the hard drive since it's laptop #3 and will rarely be used.
 
2020-12-05 9:01:34 PM  
Fat dude has a future at Radio City Music Hall with all those high kicks.
 
2020-12-05 9:02:13 PM  
30-27 Fat Boi
 
2020-12-05 9:03:18 PM  
probably won't see Villante no more
 
2020-12-05 9:03:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.

Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?

Oh, I ran that system check on Crucial and it looks like a RAM upgrade to keep the old laptop alive will only be $42, so it's worth that expenditure rather than just junking it.  Not going to bother with upgrading the hard drive since it's laptop #3 and will rarely be used.


Right on! Next thing I recommend is to plugin what that scan spit out into Amazon if'n you got Prime and likely get it cheaper and faster
 
2020-12-05 9:04:07 PM  
The UFC will probably give these guys a back room cash bonus for going the distance and killing time. A three fight prelim trying to fill two hours.
 
2020-12-05 9:04:51 PM  

psychicdeath99: probably won't see Villante no more


He actually looked a lot better than his last fight, but yeah still.
 
2020-12-05 9:05:04 PM  
If Collier can lose 15 pounds of chubby and gain 10 pounds of muscle he'd be a serious contender.
 
2020-12-05 9:05:34 PM  

wesmon: The UFC will probably give these guys a back room cash bonus for going the distance and killing time. A three fight prelim trying to fill two hours.


LOL - a "no knockout bonus"!
 
2020-12-05 9:06:32 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.

Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?

Oh, I ran that system check on Crucial and it looks like a RAM upgrade to keep the old laptop alive will only be $42, so it's worth that expenditure rather than just junking it.  Not going to bother with upgrading the hard drive since it's laptop #3 and will rarely be used.

Right on! Next thing I recommend is to plugin what that scan spit out into Amazon if'n you got Prime and likely get it cheaper and faster


Yeah.  I looked there.  The two 4 GB Crucial cards have the same $42 price tag.  I saw other brands as low as $31, but don't know if I trust them
 
2020-12-05 9:08:51 PM  
New leader for Ugly Tattoo of the Night for Topuria.  The fragmented tiger, etc. is well done enough, but still fugly
 
2020-12-05 9:10:07 PM  
Georgian hip hop walkout music?  Wish I could hear it...
 
2020-12-05 9:10:29 PM  
'Nixionhair' Jackson wasn't a viable nickname?
 
2020-12-05 9:11:12 PM  

RandolphCarter: 'Nixionhair' Jackson wasn't a viable nickname?


NIXON HAIR.

GODSDAMMIT
 
2020-12-05 9:12:03 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: RandolphCarter: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...

Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.

Highfive on being both The Damned (IT) AND for Collier actually making me feel better about my own weight!

To add to the damnation - my team develops in PeopleSoft.

Never had that particular kick in the nuts, but I've heard stories.  Oi!  You should also email me about the FFFFU server.  farkin_uke where the Yahoos live.

Speaking of, no nutshotclock?

Oh, I ran that system check on Crucial and it looks like a RAM upgrade to keep the old laptop alive will only be $42, so it's worth that expenditure rather than just junking it.  Not going to bother with upgrading the hard drive since it's laptop #3 and will rarely be used.

Right on! Next thing I recommend is to plugin what that scan spit out into Amazon if'n you got Prime and likely get it cheaper and faster

Yeah.  I looked there.  The two 4 GB Crucial cards have the same $42 price tag.  I saw other brands as low as $31, but don't know if I trust them


Obviously don't know what brands you saw, but fair enough.  We also gotta get it off Winblows 7, so hit me up when you get the RAM and I can walk your through the installation and upgrade, brother
 
2020-12-05 9:12:41 PM  

psychicdeath99: New leader for Ugly Tattoo of the Night for Topuria.  The fragmented tiger, etc. is well done enough, but still fugly


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2020-12-05 9:14:25 PM  
Farkin' Uke:

Yeah.  I looked there.  The two 4 GB Crucial cards have the same $42 price tag.  I saw other brands as low as $31, but don't know if I trust them

Obviously don't know what brands you saw, but fair enough.  We also gotta get it off Winblows 7, so hit me up when you get the RAM and I can walk your through the installation and upgrade, brother


I saw there are still ways to get the old free Windows 10 upgrade, even though it is technically an expired offer
 
2020-12-05 9:14:53 PM  
Hey, everybody! It's an actual entertaining fight!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:11 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke:

Yeah.  I looked there.  The two 4 GB Crucial cards have the same $42 price tag.  I saw other brands as low as $31, but don't know if I trust them

Obviously don't know what brands you saw, but fair enough.  We also gotta get it off Winblows 7, so hit me up when you get the RAM and I can walk your through the installation and upgrade, brother

I saw there are still ways to get the old free Windows 10 upgrade, even though it is technically an expired offer


No worries there, even if they took down the installer, I've got a copy and there's no penalty to not registering 10 anyways.  fark!  I missed the KO!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:12 PM  
Boink!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:16 PM  
THE BIG KIBOSH!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:20 PM  
BONK!  down goes the Leech!
 
2020-12-05 9:16:49 PM  
That body work looked like old man Tyson last week.

Topuria is a legit prospect
 
2020-12-05 9:17:37 PM  
That was damn near ART!  Legit indeed
 
2020-12-05 9:17:46 PM  
No long fight bonus for these two.
 
2020-12-05 9:17:54 PM  
Futbol?
 
2020-12-05 9:18:12 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Hey, everybody! It's an actual entertaining fight!


Crisp, technical striking with movement and angles?

Why would us schlubs in FFFFU wanna see that?
 
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