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2020-12-05 2:26:08 PM  
This one looks sort of meh on paper.  A few familiar names (most of whom have seen better days) mixed in with a lot of "Who?"  These kinds of cards sometimes end up being great, and sometimes end up being crap.  We'll see.  Looks like they saved the better-known fighters for next week's pay per view UFC 256.

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2020-12-05 5:58:03 PM  
Covid strikes again.

Reports are that three fights have been pulled off the card:  It is being reported by several sources, but I haven't seen anything official from the UFC yet.

Evloev vs Landwehr
Durden vs Flick
Santos vs de la Rosa

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/u​f​c-vegas-16-down-to-8-total-bouts-after​-losing-two-more-fights/

I assume the start time will be pushed to 8 or 8:30 PM ET, but I'll update once I hear more.
 
2020-12-05 6:30:28 PM  
Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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2020-12-05 6:34:19 PM  
The way things are going the past several cards, they need to just book 16 fights to make sure that twelve actually happen.
 
2020-12-05 6:38:07 PM  
From the UFC statement, two were COVID related and one was some other unspecified medical issue:

Due to positive COVID-19 tests, the featherweight bout featuring Nate Landwehr vs. Movsar Evloev and the women's flyweight bout featuring Montana De La Rosa vs. Taila Santos have been canceled. In addition, due to a non-COVID related medical issue with Cody Durden, his flyweight bout against Jimmy Flick has also been canceled.
 
2020-12-05 6:53:32 PM  
Hopefully this card is taking the hit instead of the next two cards. next week's car looks good and the fight night card the following week looks even better
 
2020-12-05 7:00:48 PM  
Hail FFFFU!
Also, summmm'biatch!  I'm gonna be lit before the prelims at this rate!  How goes, fellas?
 
2020-12-05 7:01:48 PM  
Covid-19 is not a PED.
 
2020-12-05 7:15:59 PM  

psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+
 
2020-12-05 7:21:54 PM  

dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+


So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.
 
2020-12-05 7:22:25 PM  
*happened
 
2020-12-05 7:25:54 PM  

darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

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I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.


Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D
 
2020-12-05 7:44:54 PM  
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2020-12-05 7:54:27 PM  
I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now
 
2020-12-05 7:55:16 PM  

psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now


Ain't nobody gonna pay him to stand stock still in the ring now, though...
 
2020-12-05 7:58:13 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now

Ain't nobody gonna pay him to stand stock still in the ring now, though...


He's lost four of his last five too but it still doesn't make sense to me to cut him. All of his losses were to the very top of the division, and despite his last fight he has been in some classics like his two fights with Whittaker.

I'm guessing he might have popped for something major with USADA
 
2020-12-05 7:59:21 PM  
Woohoo! First stream picked is 1080p and solid!

psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


And this alone is an excuse to drink, friend~
 
2020-12-05 8:01:14 PM  
"A loaded fight card..."

Come now!  This wasn't true BEFORE you lost three fights!
 
2020-12-05 8:01:48 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now

Ain't nobody gonna pay him to stand stock still in the ring now, though...

He's lost four of his last five too but it still doesn't make sense to me to cut him. All of his losses were to the very top of the division, and despite his last fight he has been in some classics like his two fights with Whittaker.

I'm guessing he might have popped for something major with USADA


Oh well.  That Jake Paul douchebag has been spouting off about how he wants to embarrass UFC fighters in the boxing ring.  I propose they give an over 40 guy who just got cut and let him embarrass poor defenseless {and no longer USADA tested] Yoel.
 
2020-12-05 8:04:09 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: I expect a butt load of filler with three prelims taking place in a two-hour time slot.


In other news, the UFC released Yoel Romero last night.

/he can sit on a stool full time now

Ain't nobody gonna pay him to stand stock still in the ring now, though...

He's lost four of his last five too but it still doesn't make sense to me to cut him. All of his losses were to the very top of the division, and despite his last fight he has been in some classics like his two fights with Whittaker.

I'm guessing he might have popped for something major with USADA

Oh well.  That Jake Paul douchebag has been spouting off about how he wants to embarrass UFC fighters in the boxing ring.  I propose they give an over 40 guy who just got cut and let him embarrass poor defenseless {and no longer USADA tested] Yoel.


Well, I wouldn't pay to see that, but I'd DEFINITELY steal that!
 
2020-12-05 8:04:15 PM  
Still 30 minutes till the first fight
 
2020-12-05 8:06:23 PM  
Our organization is getting ravaged by Covid so hey, let's talk about cancer
 
2020-12-05 8:09:06 PM  
ah, Felder is there!  Have him fight all three of the fighters who were left without opponents.

/at the same time
 
2020-12-05 8:12:02 PM  
All these heartwarming pieces are just making me think, "If they didn't lose any of the fights tonight, UFC would not give a solitary fark about cancer then, eh?"
 
2020-12-05 8:13:36 PM  
fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid
 
2020-12-05 8:13:53 PM  

Farkin' Uke: All these heartwarming pieces are just making me think, "If they didn't lose any of the fights tonight, UFC would not give a solitary fark about cancer then, eh?"


We had to bump three fights for cancer to make it to airtime?
 
2020-12-05 8:15:06 PM  

dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid


Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....
 
2020-12-05 8:17:12 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....


Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.
 
2020-12-05 8:19:07 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.


Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server
 
2020-12-05 8:20:48 PM  
I've gotta watch that Tonon fight again in particular, too, because I heard talk of lots of glove grabbing I didn't see live (stupid feed had 3 twats and a cute chick yammering over the broadcast and shrinking the screen)
 
2020-12-05 8:24:01 PM  
Well, if you somehow die (and the UFC needs filler) DC, I'm sure they'll have one of these cheesy promos playing ad nauseum calling you "a role model every step of the way"....
 
2020-12-05 8:25:29 PM  

Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]

I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.

Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D


No, Dear Heart, I came in here because we couldn't figure out WTF was going on and I knew the answer would be in here. Thanks for playing, though.
 
2020-12-05 8:30:09 PM  
Kimura got his snack before the first fight due to the delay.  A few milk bones and some peanut butter in the hollow rubber chew toy keeps him busy for quite a while.

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2020-12-05 8:31:28 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.

Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server


Right on. If I don't pass out before the end of this I will
 
2020-12-05 8:31:57 PM  

darkhorse23: Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]

I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.

Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D

No, Dear Heart, I came in here because we couldn't figure out WTF was going on and I knew the answer would be in here. Thanks for playing, though.


Hey, I'm 7...80...90oz of cheap bourbon n Pepsi in but I can still read!  I understood what was going on and just cracked a joke.  You're welcome to stay, though, as we're currently missing our regular female fight fan...
 
2020-12-05 8:34:44 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.

Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server

Right on. If I don't pass out before the end of this I will


I read that as "If YOU don't pass out before the end..." and had no objections.  May as well do it now since I've kept the server since Circus Fights II and we've been there for other promos that don't have Fark threads.  Just be sure to put wesmon in there somewheres
 
2020-12-05 8:34:47 PM  

Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]

I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.

Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D

No, Dear Heart, I came in here because we couldn't figure out WTF was going on and I knew the answer would be in here. Thanks for playing, though.

Hey, I'm 7...80...90oz of cheap bourbon n Pepsi in but I can still read!  I understood what was going on and just cracked a joke.  You're welcome to stay, though, as we're currently missing our regular female fight fan...


I wonder if that's the same alt as Cecil Peoples?
 
2020-12-05 8:36:06 PM  
Collier has the body of an elite athlete
 
2020-12-05 8:36:57 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: Farkin' Uke: darkhorse23: dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Looks like we have confirmation from the UFC that the fights have been dropped.  The new prelim start time is 8 PM ET.  Main card remains at 10 PM ET.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]

I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it going on ESPN+

So did my husband. I had to come in here to see what happens. Pisses me off because UFC is the only time I have quiet time here.

Having to come into HERE?  How terrible for you! ;D

No, Dear Heart, I came in here because we couldn't figure out WTF was going on and I knew the answer would be in here. Thanks for playing, though.

Hey, I'm 7...80...90oz of cheap bourbon n Pepsi in but I can still read!  I understood what was going on and just cracked a joke.  You're welcome to stay, though, as we're currently missing our regular female fight fan...

I wonder if that's the same alt as Cecil Peoples?


I can't decide if I desperately WANT to know who's the Cecil account or NEVER want to know!
 
2020-12-05 8:37:41 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.

Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server

Right on. If I don't pass out before the end of this I will

I read that as "If YOU don't pass out before the end..." and had no objections.  May as well do it now since I've kept the server since Circus Fights II and we've been there for other promos that don't have Fark threads.  Just be sure to put wesmon in there somewheres


I saw Full Metal Dojo tweet earlier this week that they are planning something for around the end of the year.  Fight Circus III?
 
2020-12-05 8:39:25 PM  
dog is done snacking and on the couch just in time for the first fight
 
2020-12-05 8:39:55 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: fark this is a super late start. Stupid covid

Had I thought about it earlier (and not drank 72 oz of bourbon n coke thus far), I would have said to meet on Discord to watch ONE before instead of after....

Yeah I might watch that later. Tonon is getting a real push there now.

Email me at farkin_uke at something that rhymes with Yaboo! and I'll send an invite to the FFFFU Disco server

Right on. If I don't pass out before the end of this I will

I read that as "If YOU don't pass out before the end..." and had no objections.  May as well do it now since I've kept the server since Circus Fights II and we've been there for other promos that don't have Fark threads.  Just be sure to put wesmon in there somewheres

I saw Full Metal Dojo tweet earlier this week that they are planning something for around the end of the year.  Fight Circus III?


If I didn't give my credit card info to a shady porn site for just one (disappointing) event, that would make me sooooo happy
 
2020-12-05 8:40:23 PM  

psychicdeath99: dog is done snacking and on the couch just in time for the first fight


Sure, Kimura's an ol' pro now!
 
2020-12-05 8:41:31 PM  
Got some bad tats already.
 
2020-12-05 8:42:05 PM  
Tognoni is lookin old
 
2020-12-05 8:42:33 PM  

BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.


And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...
 
2020-12-05 8:43:07 PM  

BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.


Yep.  Collier is early leader, but nothing too remarkable unless we have a really weak tattoo night
 
2020-12-05 8:45:19 PM  
fat boi is using a lot of gas with those high kicks
 
2020-12-05 8:46:50 PM  

Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: Got some bad tats already.

And that fat man's got a LOT of real estate for even more...


Collier is another heavyweight that is visibly more out of shape than I am.

I'm a 49 year old public sector IT middle manager.

He's definitely winning this round but I'm expecting him to gas HAAAAAAARD halfway through round 2.
 
2020-12-05 8:47:09 PM  
That was actually a fun round for a Villante fight. And now both of them are exhausted.

10-9 Collier
 
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