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2020-12-05 12:19:44 PM  
Welcome to Headline of the Year 2020 - Final Voting! Consider each headline as carefully as you wish!  Some are puns, some are wordplay, some are "context" - where you need to click through a few times to read the story or the Fark comments to figure out the joke (and these are often some of the best), some are visual, some are lyrics or verse, and some are just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world. Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Saturday, December 5 and ends Monday, December 14, noon Eastern.

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2020-12-05 12:19:44 PM  
Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr. takes a break from drunkenly having sex with his grandmother's corpse in the outhouse, and files a $10M defamation lawsuit against the New York Times. Allegedly


 
2020-12-05 12:19:44 PM  
Things are getting so bad at Mar-a-Lago that Trump may have to start laying off white people


Linked article: washingtonpost.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:45 PM  
Trump boat parade update from Lake Travis: all the boats are sinking


Linked article: kvue.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:45 PM  
Trump faces his greatest nemesis once again. Well played, umbrella. Well played


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:45 PM  
The president's playlist is now limited to public domain music and anything by Ted Nugent


Linked article: rollingstone.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:45 PM  
Hey evangelicals - think you know how to spot the Anti-Christ? Be sure you brush up on the signs in advance


Linked article: benjaminlcorey.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:45 PM  
♩ "And we're living here in Allentown. ♩ And a visit from a big orange clown. ♩ Wants us to open and let people die..♩..Don't ask why..♩..COVID's a lie. ♩ Now we're dying here in Allentown" ♩


Linked article: news.yahoo.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:45 PM  
Biden poised to nominate Abe Lincoln as Secretary of State. That's what I heard anyhow


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:46 PM  
Trump campaign says urban votes shouldn't count. Maybe if we negotiate we can get them to be worth at least 3/5


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:46 PM  
It's probably not legal for President Trump to declare a national quarantine, which sounds like just the sort of thing you'd want to tell him to get him to do it


Linked article: npr.org
 
2020-12-05 12:19:46 PM  
Tenant above meth lab trying his best to be polite about his neighbour


Linked article: cbc.ca
 
2020-12-05 12:19:46 PM  
There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the ex-Mr. Marla Maples wants more oil, and the oaks shout their pleas


Linked article: politico.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:47 PM  
Hopefully the database column for daily COVID cases was not a 16-bit unsigned integer, because the United States just passed that number


Linked article: barrons.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:47 PM  
Virus Shrugged


Linked article: axios.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:47 PM  
Trump gloats that the economy got 7 yards on a 4th and 18 play


Linked article: nypost.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:47 PM  
Give us your no one


Linked article: thehill.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:47 PM  
Trump supporters more enthusiastic than Biden's. Also, more likely to employ a random capitalization pattern and change verb tense mid-sentence in deranged Facebook posts


Linked article: thehill.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:48 PM  
Republican civil war spreads to Ohio. I guess they truly have crossed the rube-a-con


Linked article: abcnews.go.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:48 PM  
Panic, Laura Ingraham porn. Laura Ingraham porn panic. PORN, Laura Ingraham, panic. "Panic Porn," Laura Ingraham. These words make no sense at all when combined in any order


Linked article: alternet.org
 
2020-12-05 12:19:48 PM  
Polish President Duda dropped in at the White House yesterday. Not known if he went on to visit the Camptown Racetrack


Linked article: edition.cnn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:48 PM  
Dr. Fauci hits back at Rand Paul like a neighbor with a landscaping grudge


Linked article: inquisitr.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:48 PM  
Defeat the Obama Surveillance State with this one neat trick


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:48 PM  
The Senate HEELS Act will include another $1,200 check delivered to you by either Rowdy Roddy Piper or the Iron Sheik


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:49 PM  
Ivanka: "That's subpoenas"


Linked article: cbsnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:49 PM  
Jeff Sessions got 32.5%, Tommy Tuberville took 30.8%, Bradley Byrne hit 27.3% but Roy Moore couldn't even get into the teens


Linked article: nbcnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:49 PM  
Two Scoops: DECLASSIFY EVERYTHING Ted Lieu: Excellent. Unredacted Mueller report please


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:49 PM  
Jerry Falwell Jr. says he welcomes an investigation, because he didn't come close to doing anything wrong, and he vows to go down swinging


Linked article: thehill.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:49 PM  
Trump visits Taj Mahal, immediately bankrupts it


Linked article: foxnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:50 PM  
Libertarians invade New Hampshire to set up Galt's Gulch. "Despite several promising efforts, a robust Randian private sector failed to emerge to replace public services." Then the local bears took advantage of freedom to occupy the town


Linked article: newrepublic.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:50 PM  
"This is what the start of a recession looks like" says John McLaine. Yipee Ki Yay Market Failure


Linked article: bloomberg.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:50 PM  
Melania tweets out that she is experiencing Covid symptoms as well says "Barack and I want to thank everyone for their well wishes and support during this difficult time"


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:50 PM  
Roe v. Paid


Linked article: cbsnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:50 PM  
Joe Biden closing in on 80 million votes. Of course, if you discount all of the fraudulent votes then the real number is probably closer to 80 million


Linked article: thehill.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:50 PM  
The Left forms Voltron. "I'M A LEG" shouts Warren


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:51 PM  
I'm Defendant


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:51 PM  
Trump: "Georgia shouldn't reopen now." GOP Rep. Doug Collins: "Georgia shouldn't reopen now." Trump: "A moth is a kind of dinosaur." Collins: "A moth is a kind of dinosaur"


Linked article: politico.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:51 PM  
Start rolling up your new Shadowrun characters, folks. A six block area of Seattle has thrown up barricades and has declared itself an autonomous zone


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:51 PM  
Perdue chicken


Linked article: thehill.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:51 PM  
In a clear victory for Christian Sharia Law, Texas social workers can now turn away anyone in clear violation of Jesus's teachings. You know, the one that said love thy neighbor with that long list of unwritten exceptions


Linked article: usatoday.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:51 PM  
Devin Nunes' attorney says he's at a "dead end" in search for identity of @DevinCow, claims the steaks are high and Nunes has a valid beef. Judge is not amoosed, takes stock, says he smells bull


Linked article: thehill.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:52 PM  
Trump trolls Biden' by campaigning in his hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Biden to return favor by making stop in fetid, seeping anal fissure of eldritch god Cthulhu


Linked article: thedailybeast.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:52 PM  
The problem with comparing Trump to Nero is that the majority of Americans have no idea who Nero was. Dumbasses. I loved that little fish


Linked article: washingtonpost.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:52 PM  
Carnegie Mellon scientists discover than nearly half the Twitter accounts promoting the "Re-open America" message are bots. In other words we've reached the "Kill all humans" phase of the Great Robot Revolution


Linked article: businessinsider.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:52 PM  
"Dear New England Journal of Medicine Forum: I read your letters all the time, but I never thought that something like that could ever happen to me. I was innocently trying to get PPE shipped to a hospital, when two sexy Feds showed up"


Linked article: nejm.org
 
2020-12-05 12:19:52 PM  
Biden: He can run and drink water


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:53 PM  
While "Seven Minutes of Nonsense" could be used to accurately describe most of subby's amorous overtures toward his wife, in this case it's the description being used for Trump's United Nations address


Linked article: slate.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:53 PM  
Hey, centaurs can't do ramps. Give me a break here


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:53 PM  
Pentagon orders 'Stars and Stripes' to shut down, no doubt so no more losers and suckers can read it


Linked article: usatoday.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:53 PM  
Stroke, stroke, stroke says Trump, gruntily in his speech. Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily, victory's in his reach


Linked article: twitter.com
 
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