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2020-12-05 12:19:27 PM  
Welcome to Headline of the Year 2020 - Final Voting! Consider each headline as carefully as you wish!  Some are puns, some are wordplay, some are "context" - where you need to click through a few times to read the story or the Fark comments to figure out the joke (and these are often some of the best), some are visual, some are lyrics or verse, and some are just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world. Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Saturday, December 5 and ends Monday, December 14, noon Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for the 2020 Headlines of the Year!
 
2020-12-05 12:19:27 PM  
Dogs may use the Earth's magnetic field to navigate. Cats just bend it to their will


Linked article: phys.org
 
2020-12-05 12:19:27 PM  
To make a short story long, mayor enlists arborist in bucket truck (and others) to save cat stuck in tree for a week only to watch cat leap to nearby tree, climb down. Now you don't have to read it. Or greenlight it. There's not even a good photo


Linked article: wnypapers.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:27 PM  
Ever watch a seal purr? Ever listen to one activate its laser beam? Now is your chance


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:28 PM  
What do you want? Baaaaaa. When do you want it? Baaaaaaa


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:28 PM  
Dalmatian gives birth to 18 puppies, gets charged with littering


Linked article: dailymail.co.uk
 
2020-12-05 12:19:28 PM  
Alligators pound front door of Fort Myers home, suggesting that the homeowner should consider giving each gator aide


Linked article: news-press.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:28 PM  
Massive silly string creature found in the Indian Ocean. No word on if a silly putty creature was found, too


Linked article: local21news.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:28 PM  
Buy Fiona the Hippo's poop. She produces about 22 pounds a day, so supplies aren't limited


Linked article: mentalfloss.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:28 PM  
No, I'm not saying that at all. It is a beautiful pic, it's amazing that it happened, and I'm glad you posted it so we could see it. I'm just saying you could have phrased it a little better is all


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:29 PM  
"Once you get a bird feeder, your life will change forever." This is not a euphemism or an overstatement


Linked article: wired.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:29 PM  
This guy built a miniature restaurant for squirrels in his yard. Note the lack of slatted chairs


Linked article: stories.wimp.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:29 PM  
Release...the QUACKEN


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:29 PM  
Man finds his ass with both hands


Linked article: thedodo.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:30 PM  
Baby Pygmy Hippo born at Franklin Park Zoo for the 1st Time. When asked, it made it clear that it never - ever - wants to go through that a second time (w/ pic)


Linked article: nbcboston.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:30 PM  
Climate change causing tremendous surge in Ireland's deer population; every day it's Dublin


Linked article: irishtimes.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:30 PM  
Couple quarantined together after contracting virus on their first date. "I really like her eyes," he said, before contemplating feasting on them when the cans of corn nog are depleted


Linked article: marketwatch.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:30 PM  
It all started when the cat declared he was heading over for a drink


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:31 PM  
Normally Australians say, "Help, shark!" for other reasons. But not this time


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:31 PM  
Rare bucket-headed deer found in New York. No word on its ability to play guitar


Linked article: msn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:32 PM  
Freaky Nudibranchs: When it looks like Pikachu got it on with a Swiffer


Linked article: youtube.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:32 PM  
Even during his weekly 9/11 cancer treatments at Sloan Kettering, you'll find Officer Dichter remotely logged onto his NYPD laptop, crunching numbers. Officer, what does the number 7046 mean? Psych, it's your new badge number Detective


Linked article: nypost.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:32 PM  
Woman's foster kitten acts as "lactation assistant" by kneading her bosoms while she breastfeeds. It's an itty bitty kitty committee (not safe for work)


Linked article: georgetakei.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:32 PM  
Asymmetrical anti-Christmas warriors take down critical dog antler sector


Linked article: startribune.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:33 PM  
Matthew Stafford makes surprise Christmas visit to two boys, gets sacked for 10 yards


Linked article: detroitnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:33 PM  
Dad accidentally orders six-meter-long dinosaur for his son. Life-size Jeff Goldblum statue also on the way


Linked article: mirror.co.uk
 
2020-12-05 12:19:33 PM  
Lust and sloth produce results. No word on the other five deadly sins


Linked article: wtop.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:33 PM  
Angry turtle sets house on fire on Christmas day, says he still won't hold a fair impeachment trial


Linked article: nypost.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:33 PM  
Well first of all, I could have figured this out by myself free.. secondly, I did not know that chickens needed to be entertained


Linked article: countryliving.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:34 PM  
Eagle v Octopus: Whoever wins...we're all weirded out


Linked article: ctvnews.ca
 
2020-12-05 12:19:34 PM  
At long last, your shih tzu won't feel out of place when you take them to see that Gwar tribute act


Linked article: cbc.ca
 
2020-12-05 12:19:34 PM  
Pamela Anderson offers to adopt every dog being used for animal testing at Texas A&M. No word if she offered to buy every jar of peanut butter at local supermarket


Linked article: livekindly.co
 
2020-12-05 12:19:34 PM  
16 lab rats are up for adoption at a university. No word on if one is a genius and another is insane


Linked article: local21news.com
 
2020-12-05 12:19:34 PM  
Why do cats run around after they poop, force you to buy a new charger every few months, and make muffins?


Linked article: jezebel.com
 
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