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Moderator [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:18 PM  
Welcome to Headline of the Year 2020 - Final Voting! Consider each headline as carefully as you wish!  Some are puns, some are wordplay, some are "context" - where you need to click through a few times to read the story or the Fark comments to figure out the joke (and these are often some of the best), some are visual, some are lyrics or verse, and some are just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world. Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Saturday, December 5 and ends Monday, December 14, noon Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for the 2020 Headlines of the Year!
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:18 PM  
Mark Mothersbaugh of DEVO contracted Covid-19 and nearly died, but he whipped it. Whipped it good


Linked article: latimes.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:18 PM  
AI/DC


Linked article: nme.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:19 PM  
Parents complain after Nickelodeon runs 9-minute "I Can't Breathe" video. Just tell 'em that's what Sandy Cheeks said after losing her helmet in Bikini Bottom


Linked article: deseret.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:19 PM  
Myst TV show in the works. First three episodes to figure out what the fark that lever does


Linked article: collider.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:19 PM  
And I said, "What about the rights to Breakfast at Tiffany's?" and she said, "That's the one thing we can sue for" and I said "I support that litigation"


Linked article: hollywoodreporter.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:19 PM  
Millie Bobby Brown almost quit acting over being passed over for GoT role. That's her prerogative


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:19 PM  
Anything can be a paintbrush if you have enough hens


Linked article: imgur.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:20 PM  
Whose wife is it anyway?


Linked article: people.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:20 PM  
Miley says she's been sober for six months -- in a row?


Linked article: edition.cnn.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:20 PM  
DON'T click on this link
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:20 PM  
Amsterdam residents who wished all the damned tourists would just go away now really regret using that monkey paw


Linked article: spiegel.de
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:20 PM  
What We Do in the Shadows of the Empire


Linked article: twitter.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:21 PM  
Empire creators hope to give the show a proper finale after its abrupt ending, urge fans not to call 588-2300 because that's not the complaint hotline


Linked article: deadline.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:21 PM  
Comics legend Bill Sienkiewicz gets turned down by "Dilbert" creator/aggrieved white man Scott Adams to do draw-off challenge for charity, which is a bit like Leonardo Da Vinci getting turned down by that kid in "Raising Arizona" who draws FART


Linked article: cbr.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:21 PM  
Helen Hunt, Holly Hunter, and Jodie Foster are three different people, which is no surprise to those who have fantasized about two of them


Linked article: jezebel.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:21 PM  
Naked cowboy wears a face mask, which is obviously cheating


Linked article: tmz.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:21 PM  
♫ I'd heard there was a DMCA'd chord that Zach Snyder tried to ignore. But HBO don't want the lawyers to sue ya. ♫


Linked article: cbr.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:22 PM  
40 years ago today one of the funniest comedies ever made was released. A comedy, you say what is it? A play, movie, etc., of light and humorous character with a happy or cheerful ending. But that's not important right now. Enjoy your lasagna


Linked article: en.wikipedia.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:22 PM  
Nicole Kidman shares memories of riding something undersized during filming of Eyes Wide Shut


Linked article: pagesix.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:22 PM  
Tyler Perry pays for everything bought during senior hour in 44 Kroger stores in Atlanta and 29 in New Orleans. Tyler Perry declines Hero tag so this headline can have the required three Tyler Perry references in it


Linked article: ajc.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:22 PM  
Gelfling unable to secure emergency divorce from French muppet, hmmmmmmmmm


Linked article: pagesix.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:22 PM  
If you've ever had the thought, "The only thing that would make this Hallmark Christmas movie better would be a nice bottle of Hallmark wine" ... there is something seriously wrong with you, and you should seek help immediately


Linked article: yahoo.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:22 PM  
Not only does Demi Moore have a thick shag carpet, it extends all the way to where she poops


Linked article: cnn.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:23 PM  
Good news: The new Animaniacs is as fun as the original. Bad News: If you're waiting for more Hippos or Katie Kaboom you're out of luck. Also you're kinda weird


Linked article: slashfilm.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:23 PM  
Lesflix, a lesbian oriented streaming service and you've already clicked the link. I'd like to use the remaining space to debut a poem I wrote. I've been working on it for quite some time, and I really hope that you'll like it. So here goes: Once upo


Linked article: news.trust.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:23 PM  
♫ ♬ Hey now You're a hot spot What a dumbass Get plague ♫ ♬


Linked article: punknews.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:23 PM  
Erections have consequences


Linked article: npr.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:23 PM  
Mark Ruffalo signed for 'She-Hulk'. Okay, maybe people complaining about progressive gender-swapping in comics have a point


Linked article: theilluminerdi.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:24 PM  
The Rock no longer can smell what he is cooking


Linked article: wrestlinginc.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:24 PM  
Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves


Linked article: yahoo.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:24 PM  
Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but if we put an actual phone sex line's number in the cartoon won't someone find out eventually?


Linked article: hitc.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:24 PM  
WarnerMedia looking at reports of workplace harassment and toxic culture now that people are paying attention


Linked article: deadline.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:24 PM  
Congrats to 99 on her 87th. If this makes sense you got smart


Linked article: en.wikipedia.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:24 PM  
Sex Machine turns 50 .... I'm actually a bit older, but it's cool


Linked article: rollingstone.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:25 PM  
A porn industry lobbying group calls for actors to not film scenes with anyone who's "not a part of their household." Wait, hang on a minute


Linked article: rollingstone.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:25 PM  
No, they weren't


Linked article: thenewdaily.com.au
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:25 PM  
Du. Du hast. Du hast mich. Du hast mich. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt. Du hast mich angesteckt und jetzt habe ich 'nen Infekt


Linked article: kxan36news.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:25 PM  
Some parts of Cher are 74 years old today


Linked article: en.wikipedia.org
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:25 PM  
Cat Ass Trophy


Linked article: deadline.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:26 PM  
Harvey Weinstein's lead attorney wrote an op-ed piece urging prospective jurors to "do what they know is right", but are jurors really allowed to paint his testicles with gravy and stake him down in a rabid weasel preserve?


Linked article: nydailynews.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:26 PM  
Bristol Palin back on the market again. This is not a repeat from...sorry, I can't keep Track


Linked article: pagesix.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:26 PM  
Richard Jewell bombs


Linked article: hollywoodreporter.com
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2020-12-05 12:19:26 PM  
How 'The Young Ones' changed comedy. Subby hopes to to get this greenlit, but won't say anything 'cause no one ever listens to me, anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen album


Linked article: youtube.com
 
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