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2020-12-05 12:18:50 PM  
Welcome to Headline of the Year 2020 - Final Voting! Consider each headline as carefully as you wish!  Some are puns, some are wordplay, some are "context" - where you need to click through a few times to read the story or the Fark comments to figure out the joke (and these are often some of the best), some are visual, some are lyrics or verse, and some are just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world. Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Saturday, December 5 and ends Monday, December 14, noon Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for the 2020 Headlines of the Year!
 
2020-12-05 12:18:51 PM  
♬ No... one... bets like Gazprom, on assets like Gazprom, issues proxies for sovereign debt like Gazprom ♬


Linked article: af.reuters.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:51 PM  
I got a pocket full of quarters and I'm gonna make a bond trade. You don't have a lot of money so I'm takin' everything you made. Argentina flips the finger, splits their debt issue in two. Then redesignates the bonds and the creditors got screwed


Linked article: economist.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:51 PM  
♪ Millions of peaches ♫ peaches done freezed ♪


Linked article: denver.cbslocal.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:51 PM  
Good lord, this doesn't sound like a good way to run an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune


Linked article: npr.org
 
2020-12-05 12:18:52 PM  
No, Mr. 10 Year Bond Yield... I expect you to *die*


Linked article: thestreet.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:52 PM  
Goldman Sachs pays $2.9B to regulators over 1MBD scandal. Just wait until they see their rating on Rotten Tomatoes


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:52 PM  
Ap ple sto ck


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:52 PM  
Zuckerberg sees his wealth hit $100bn. Zoidberg still living a garbage dumpster. Whoop, whoop whoop, whoop, whoop


Linked article: bbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:52 PM  
Undertakers overwhelmed


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:53 PM  
OnceValued at $5bil, WeWork SellsIts ChineseBusiness for $200mil. That's GottaHurt


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:53 PM  
Trump-supporting company that owns Motel 6, a chain that illegally sold its guest lists to ICE without a warrant, just bought our DNA


Linked article: reuters.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:53 PM  
Uber, Lyft algorithms charge more for rides to non-white neighborhoods, study says. So that's what Uber Black is


Linked article: thegrio.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:53 PM  
Urethral dilator market is growing in Asia Pacific and Australia, meaning it is expanding down under


Linked article: njmmanews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:54 PM  
Highly indebted 'zombie' companies control more than 2 million U.S. jobs and despite that debt, are still searching for gaaaaaaaaains


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:54 PM  
Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes loses bid to throw out criminal charges, keep Infinity Glove, ordered to use a voice closer to Gilbert Gottfried's


Linked article: msn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:54 PM  
Almost 200 European airports are facing serious financial problems. What are they? Big facilities with hangars and towers, but that's not important right now


Linked article: marketwatch.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:54 PM  
Billionare Richard Branson demands bailout * from two different governments * he has paid zero tax to * in a blog post written on his tax-free private island *. Stars represent places subby's head exploded


Linked article: theguardian.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:54 PM  
And I said, "What about LVMH buying up Tiffany's?" and she said "Well, that's one company that's out" and I said "Was it over the tariffs?"


Linked article: axios.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:55 PM  
RITZ Crackers, Ocean Spray, rechargeable batteries recalled. And there goes your evening


Linked article: wjactv.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:55 PM  
Beware of vaccine optimism, vaccine pessimism, vaccine realism, vaccine existentialism, vaccine post-modernism, vaccine cubism, vaccine abstract expressionism, and the Fauves. Oh, dear God, the Fauves


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:55 PM  
That's strange, Guatemala never withdraws from the International Coffee Organization at home


Linked article: plenglish.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:55 PM  
163 veteran Metro bus drivers are retiring, taking 4400 combined years of memories, such as the cultivation of rice by the Hemudu culture and the widespread use of the Proto-Indo-European language


Linked article: newsbreak.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:56 PM  
Gas production company acquires 17,612 more acres in Colorado to corner the market on dwindling supplies of noble gas. Shortage is coming, it's not funny. He He He


Linked article: stockhead.com.au
 
2020-12-05 12:18:56 PM  
Amazon spied on employees using Pinkerton agents, presumably to prevent theft of Victrolas, lineaments, magic lanterns, telegraph equipment, locomotive parts, gas lamps, tincture of morphine, corsets, beaver hats, pince-nez, derringers, etc


Linked article: thedailybeast.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:56 PM  
"Like a glory hole for your hands" And with that, phrasing became extinct


Linked article: boingboing.net
 
2020-12-05 12:18:56 PM  
This is the plot to most summer camp movies. All we need now is Camp Tigerclaw, boobies, and Old Man Johnson


Linked article: centralmaine.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:57 PM  
WeWork employees used an alarmingly insecure printer password and now you can too


Linked article: techcrunch.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:57 PM  
Alabama National Fair is happening despite coronavirus under the assumption that people who eat deep fried butter aren't really worried about staying healthy


Linked article: apnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:57 PM  
Occidental wants to be the first large oil company to reach net zero emissions in the US. Wait, the first what to what?


Linked article: bnnbloomberg.ca
 
2020-12-05 12:18:57 PM  
After revolting March economic numbers, the UK is on course for a 'significant' recession much the same way it lost 'substantial' real estate in 1776


Linked article: apnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:57 PM  
Wells Fargo hit with a $3 billion fine to settle criminal charges in its fake account scandal. Customers to see a new "criminal charge settlement" fee on their statements


Linked article: cnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:57 PM  
The peregrine falcons nesting in the Boeing 737 Max hangar will be kicked out soon. Mostly because Boeing engineers can't stand the sight of a well-designed, precision flying machine


Linked article: theverge.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:58 PM  
MV Astoria, the oldest cruise ship on the seas, is retiring. Which means the title of oldest cruise ship still in operation is now a tie between the entire Carnival fleet


Linked article: azcentral.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:58 PM  
Former Tata CEO emboldened by court ruling against his firing, will seek damages and reinstatement. Tata board will have to get over the cold shoulder of the bolder shareholder


Linked article: indiatoday.in
 
2020-12-05 12:18:58 PM  
Borden Dairy files for bankruptcy, but keep an eye out for the soon-to-be-formed "Dorden Dairy" IPO, which will be free of pesky pension obligations


Linked article: cnn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:58 PM  
Pier 1, Chapter 11


Linked article: detroitnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:58 PM  
Much like their target market demographic, Harley-Davidson's sales remain flaccid


Linked article: visordown.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:59 PM  
American Girl introduces first doll with hearing loss. In other news, the dolls have apparently been listening this whole time


Linked article: people.com
 
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