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2020-12-05 12:18:43 PM  
Welcome to Headline of the Year 2020 - Final Voting! Consider each headline as carefully as you wish!  Some are puns, some are wordplay, some are "context" - where you need to click through a few times to read the story or the Fark comments to figure out the joke (and these are often some of the best), some are visual, some are lyrics or verse, and some are just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world. Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Saturday, December 5 and ends Monday, December 14, noon Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for the 2020 Headlines of the Year!
 
2020-12-05 12:18:43 PM  
Roger Goodell says it is important to remain flexible, which is why he sometimes makes love with his wife standing behind him


Linked article: nfl.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:43 PM  
Swiss Skydiver wins Preakness. Odd, would have thought a horse would win


Linked article: sports.nbcsports.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:44 PM  
Redskins minority owners looking to sell. Damn, I know the name is bad, but they own minorities too?


Linked article: espn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:44 PM  
49ers: Black Lives Matter. Colin Kaepernick: Say what now?


Linked article: sportingnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:44 PM  
NFL face masks on sale for fans of all 32 teams. Browns fans not expected to buy face masks, as they already have paper bags to cover their faces


Linked article: cleveland.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:44 PM  
Oklahoma City hopes to hurl Chris Paul's contract into the Suns


Linked article: espn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:45 PM  
Before the game, he was a Zamboni driver. After the game, he was an NHL goalie with one win


Linked article: ctvnews.ca
 
2020-12-05 12:18:45 PM  
Milwaukee Bucks name Josh Oppenheimer assistant coach. At the press conference, Oppenheimer said "now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"


Linked article: brewhoop.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:45 PM  
So, the sports tab is gonna be Tom Brady news and...golf


Linked article: espn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:45 PM  
Death, Taxes, Braves choke in the playoffs


Linked article: cbssports.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:45 PM  
Tennis' Fed Cup to be renamed the Billie Jean King Cup. Anyone with an issue with this will be directed to the Bobby Riggs urinal


Linked article: bbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:45 PM  
Body washes up on beach where former WWE star was swept out to sea. Police reluctant to say if it's 'Cryme Tyme' [Update: It is.]


Linked article: nypost.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:46 PM  
#1 overall draft pick Joe Burrow Tweets "Black community needs our help"; awkwardly follows up with "Red wizard needs food badly" and "Blue warrior is about to die"


Linked article: tmz.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:46 PM  
Cleveland Indians considering name change to be less offensive. So get your tickets now for the Ohio Indians


Linked article: espn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:46 PM  
Soccer star Ronaldo test positive for the 'Rona. Expected to roll around on the grass for a few minutes, and then get back to work


Linked article: news.trust.org
 
2020-12-05 12:18:46 PM  
Potential postponed 2020 season may help Browns avoid losing season. I'm sorry everyone, I just figured having a Browns article with the fail tag on a Sunday morning might give everyone a sense of normalcy


Linked article: dawgpounddaily.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:46 PM  
Duke su...spends athletic competitions


Linked article: today.duke.edu
 
2020-12-05 12:18:47 PM  
Patrick Mahomes will be a Chief until 2031, and can now afford to buy his own chefs


 
2020-12-05 12:18:47 PM  
For at least 160 years, this meant exactly the opposite


Linked article: nascar.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:47 PM  
Miami of Ohio forces Montana high school to change its sports logo, which is a weird move from a college that doesn't even know what state it's supposed to be in


Linked article: montanasports.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:47 PM  
Iowa's Jack Koerner, won't need the coroner, hitting a boat in a lake. But the Sea-Doo he rode, though it didn't explode, left nothing but junk in its wake


Linked article: espn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:47 PM  
Tom Brady on practicing during coronavirus pandemic: "Only thing we have to fear, is fear itself," using the words of the president permanently disabled by a highly contagious disease


Linked article: sports.yahoo.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:48 PM  
Patrick Mahomes is now a part owner of The Royals, adding to his existing ownership of the Broncos, Chargers, and Raiders


Linked article: kshb.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:48 PM  
Lionel Messi has six gold balls and now Megan Rapinoe has one, too. That seems uncomfortable doesn't it?


Linked article: si.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:48 PM  
Sofia Kenin refuses to go cuckoo for Coco Gauff


Linked article: edition.cnn.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:48 PM  
How explosive was the Chiefs' offense against the Texans? The Chiefs' stadium ran out of explosives


Linked article: ftw.usatoday.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:48 PM  
Washington State Cougars to take on Air Force cadets in the Cheez-It Bowl, as opposed to a wine bar as might be expected


Linked article: kiro7.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:48 PM  
Remember the women's golf trophy that looks way too phallic? Well, we just found the male golf trophy that you are supposed to stick that one into


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:49 PM  
Astros owner shrugs off question about whether stealing taints World Series. In other news, apparently you can steal taints


Linked article: washingtonpost.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:49 PM  
First-class ass-pass by smart-ass on grass leads team to surpass and outclass (possible nsfw content on page)


Linked article: thesun.co.uk
 
2020-12-05 12:18:49 PM  
First I was told that Lord Alfred Hayes sat in the House of Lords. That was a lie. Then I was told that the Undertaker was a zombie. That was a lie, too. Now Sgt Slaughter never served? I'm starting to think this wrestling thing isn't on the up & up


Linked article: wrestlinginc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:49 PM  
Hope Solo is pregnant with twins. No word as to whether they will be named Jaina and Jacen. Anger management training will begin in pre-school


Linked article: tmz.com
 
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