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2020-12-05 12:18:35 PM  
Welcome to Headline of the Year 2020 - Final Voting! Consider each headline as carefully as you wish!  Some are puns, some are wordplay, some are "context" - where you need to click through a few times to read the story or the Fark comments to figure out the joke (and these are often some of the best), some are visual, some are lyrics or verse, and some are just damn clever or a sideways look at the story or the world. Vote for any or all! We don't limit your voting, we really want to see what you laughed at and enjoyed!

Voting starts Saturday, December 5 and ends Monday, December 14, noon Eastern.

Vote, vote, vote, and let's see what you love best for the 2020 Headlines of the Year!
 
2020-12-05 12:18:36 PM  
Is there a phrase for drunk/high buying on Amazon? Submitter got high af 2 weeks ago and ordered a 25lb. box of asian snack mix, which was just delivered. What have you bought under the influence?


Linked article: fark.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:36 PM  
Dark humor is like a respirator: not everyone gets it


Linked article: theguardian.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:36 PM  
Does anyone else's brain automatically append the phrase "for porn" to the end of each line of "O Canada"?


Linked article: en.wikipedia.org
 
2020-12-05 12:18:37 PM  
What if your butt was gone?


Linked article: youtube.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:37 PM  
How much do you tip during a civil war if the waitress is a redhead?


Linked article: fark.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:37 PM  
This headline has paid more in income taxes than POTUS. This is your 7 p.m. ET debate eve MSNBC thread


Linked article: msnbc.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:37 PM  
Feeling claustrophobic in self-isolation? Consider watching Western movies, which offer cinematic escapism with sweeping vistas, a potent sense of danger and adventure, and moral complexi- NEVER MIND THAT SH*T, HERE COMES MONGO


Linked article: theatlantic.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:38 PM  
America needs to stop honoring slave traders and start honoring chefs who fed millions of soldiers during WW2. Tear down Columbus, raise up Chef Boyardee


Linked article: foxnews.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:38 PM  
Lengthy story of Napoleon's penis, cut off by doctors, uses various puns, but fails to once incorporate "bone apart"


Linked article: ancient-origins.net
 
2020-12-05 12:18:38 PM  
Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread


Linked article: google.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:38 PM  
Dear Slate, I'm a lesbian, but when the coronavirus lockdown started, I drank 2 bottles of wine with my male housemate and started boinking him. Am I a slut, bi, or just an alcoholic?


Linked article: slate.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:38 PM  
What ancient Greek myths can teach us in the present day, including "don't fly too close to the Sun," "spring will come again," and "don't always try to be the centaur of attention"


Linked article: studybreaks.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:39 PM  
What's your weakest claim to fame? Subby once got hit the back of the head with a chunk of Pete Townsend's guitar because he was staring at a cute girl in the front row who was unencumbered by underwear


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:39 PM  
Where did the sheep go on vacation? The Baa-hamas. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread. (LGN)


Linked article: google.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:39 PM  
Flea market vendor selling Nazi, Confederate, and Blue Line cop flags. Is there some strange crossover in his clientele or something?


Linked article: twitter.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:39 PM  
Most disturbing thing that you have seen or encountered in a locker room. For Subby, that would probably be the guy who sat in the whirlpool tub gobbling a large tin of sardines while listening to an Elmo the Muppet album on a pink boombox


Linked article: fark.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:39 PM  
I was very young when I learned that "Spiro Agnew" is an anagram for "Grow a Penis", but I was yesterday years old before I realized that you can't spell "subtext" without all the letters of "buttsex." What's your favorite naughty anagram?


Linked article: anagrammaker.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:40 PM  
Harrison Ford shares his strange secrets to a happy marriage, including being really attractive for one's age, being a rich & famous celebrity, and marrying someone 22 years younger


Linked article: deseret.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:40 PM  
"My seven year-old niece says she's friends with the devil. Is it a phase, is she possessed, and should I ask for an introduction?"


Linked article: slate.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:41 PM  
Do you think extraterrestrials have comedians?


Linked article: youtube.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:41 PM  
We are 11 days into isolation and it is really upsetting me to see my wife at the living room window gazing aimlessly with tears. Don't get me wrong, I empathize with her. I've considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules


Linked article: fark.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:41 PM  
RIP Martin Richardson, my father, who died today in his chair in our front room. These are his minor league baseball stats. When I die I'll be listed as a mediocre video game player


Linked article: statscrew.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:41 PM  
 
2020-12-05 12:18:41 PM  
Steak Ums. Real food or just a verbal delaying tactic?


Linked article: fark.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:41 PM  
List of most popular new dog names for 2019. "No, no bad dog," and "Get back here" didn't make this years list, yet remain popular at Subby's house, especially after the dog brought a dead bunny in the house this year


Linked article: clickorlando.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:42 PM  
And now, here's Yakko Warner with the fetishes of the world: ♩ ♫ Lithophilia, fisting, pygophilia, rimming, degradation, castration and begging. Chasmophilia, figging, menophilia, revving, impregnation, masturbation and pegging ♩ ♫


Linked article: badgirlsbible.com
 
2020-12-05 12:18:42 PM  
Fifty baby names courts rejected. Dee Sly Ed for your reading pleasure


Linked article: deslide.clusterfake.net
 
2020-12-05 12:18:42 PM  
Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels. They are split in their opinions; some say it's fine if you don't do it a bunch


Linked article: nypost.com
 
2020-12-10 11:06:02 AM  
Just th_nkful to be nomin_ted.
_nd th_nk you to those F_rkers th_t voted for _n _bsolutely enjoy_ble entry.
 
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