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2020-12-05 6:38:42 PM  

sirrerun: Jan. 20 cannot get here soon enough.


This date is going to be the biggest holiday ever known.  Forget Christmas.  January 20 is going to be like New Years Eve crossed with St. Patrick's Day, Fat Tuesday and a sprinkling of 4th of July.  It will likely take an entire week just to recover.

As we then look forward to V-Day.
 
2020-12-05 6:39:08 PM  
Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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2020-12-05 6:39:10 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Isn't it bizarre that 70 million people cheer for such a disgusting failure of a president and a person?
America is broken.
The rest of us keep having to fix it, as best we can, until it gets broken again.
 
2020-12-05 6:40:37 PM  

Badmoodman: The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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I just found out that until today Wood was helping defend Kyle Rittenhouse.  Looks like he left when the grifting opportunities dried up.
 
2020-12-05 6:40:59 PM  
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2020-12-05 6:41:26 PM  
I feel like I could take a random lawyer response board and just click buttons and have a better record than these clowns.

Keep firing assholes!
 
2020-12-05 6:42:34 PM  

fusillade762: Badmoodman: The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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I just found out that until today Wood was helping defend Kyle Rittenhouse.  Looks like he left when the grifting opportunities dried up.


As long as he keeps hollering to boycott the GA Senate election I'll let him live.
 
2020-12-05 6:43:43 PM  

Shaggy_C: Another loss for lack of standing. More of the conspiracy fodder to come - "the case wasn't dismissed because there wasn't fraud, it wasn't even allowed to be heard because of technicalities."


If anyone makes the argument that a lack of standing is a "technicality" they are dumb.
 
2020-12-05 6:44:02 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


You're so dumb your ears rub.
 
2020-12-05 6:44:20 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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Because the George Soros funded mind control rays that Obama has been firing at you, using your fillings to fill your ear holes, are too powerful for even the most patriotic patriots to overcome. Surely only trump is immune from these diabolical rays of corruption and lies, and only an anonymous letter on the internet can save us from their pedophilic rape rays of doom!

Or JFK jr.
 
2020-12-05 6:45:00 PM  

Moopy Mac: Shaggy_C: Another loss for lack of standing. More of the conspiracy fodder to come - "the case wasn't dismissed because there wasn't fraud, it wasn't even allowed to be heard because of technicalities."

If anyone makes the argument that a lack of standing is a "technicality" they are dumb.


It's a requirement, like *cough* evidence and proof.
 
2020-12-05 6:46:27 PM  

saywhonow: Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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Because the George Soros funded mind control rays that Obama has been firing at you, using your fillings to fill your ear holes, are too powerful for even the most patriotic patriots to overcome. Surely only trump is immune from these diabolical rays of corruption and lies, and only an anonymous letter on the internet can save us from their pedophilic rape rays of doom!

Or JFK jr.


That's just the kind of mentally ill crap they come up with and still don't realize they lost either way.
 
2020-12-05 6:46:53 PM  

neapoi: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Go home. You are drunk.


And stupid.
 
2020-12-05 6:49:05 PM  

stoli n coke: Incidentally "Release the Kracken" is also what White House custodial staff yell when the McDump of Twitter Fury is about to commence.


Release the Krak(en) is what should be screamed when Melania is escorted out of the WH.
 
2020-12-05 6:49:21 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: saywhonow: Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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Because the George Soros funded mind control rays that Obama has been firing at you, using your fillings to fill your ear holes, are too powerful for even the most patriotic patriots to overcome. Surely only trump is immune from these diabolical rays of corruption and lies, and only an anonymous letter on the internet can save us from their pedophilic rape rays of doom!

Or JFK jr.

That's just the kind of mentally ill crap they come up with and still don't realize they lost either way.


These are the same people that said the president and his family did nothing wrong, but that they still need pardons. You just don't argue with that level of stupid.
 
2020-12-05 6:51:17 PM  

WTFDYW: neapoi: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Go home. You are drunk.

And stupid.


They're so full of shiat, their eyes are brown.
 
2020-12-05 6:52:07 PM  
LYING SCUM.

trump, his family and everyone who supports him are lying scum.
 
2020-12-05 6:52:36 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


When the losee diaper baby lost his reelection by a metric butoad and is eating taxpayer money filling frivolous lawsuits trying to destroy our democracy and steel an election in a fashion unprecedented in our nation's history - yeah, in going to cheer my ass off at every loss because unlike him and his pathetic supporters, I actuality love this country.
 
2020-12-05 6:52:41 PM  
- There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >
 
2020-12-05 6:55:11 PM  

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.



No, we're here ^ and going to stay here.
 
2020-12-05 6:56:32 PM  
You're fired .. Again ..
 
2020-12-05 6:57:06 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Uncle Eazy: "0-47-1"

This new Tool song sucks.

What was the one tie? The Eagles?


Seriously? The Eagles is the tie?

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2020-12-05 6:58:50 PM  

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


Non-RWNJ citations needed to proceed past #3.
 
2020-12-05 6:58:52 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.


I think you need to look up what the word treason means
 
2020-12-05 7:02:10 PM  
Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.


We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.
 
2020-12-05 7:03:20 PM  

Pfighting Polish: buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.

I don't think it's the lawyers, actually.

"You're going to pay me to make this case?"

"Yes."

"My full fee?"

"Yes."

"Even if I lose."

"Well, probably, but yes."

"And you want me to say we have evidence."

"Yes."

"But we have none."

"Basically."

"Only some heresay and us simply saying we have evidence."

"Pretty much."

"But you want to go through with it, anyway?"

"Very much yes."

"Full fee?"

"Well, the boss is known for sometimes not coming through, and there might be a bankruptcy coming, but he seems pretty willing to go through with this."

" ... OK."


Except knowingly lying about having evidence, or any other false claims affecting the case is disbarment territory.  Just taking the case based on, "You're willing to pay me?  Ok whatever." is fine.  Knowingly lying about it is very much not.
 
2020-12-05 7:04:05 PM  

pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.


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2020-12-05 7:05:13 PM  
What is the Jets' record the past three years?
 
2020-12-05 7:05:41 PM  

jonas opines: Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.

I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?


I've just been assuming from the names (like they're randomly generated words) and some of the emails that are at like greatestamerica.com or some such, that they are aged troll farm accounts.
 
2020-12-05 7:06:33 PM  

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


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2020-12-05 7:06:37 PM  
Oooh, looks like I hurt someone's fee-fees.  Sorry that people can't handle being told plain truth.
 
2020-12-05 7:08:02 PM  

jonas opines: Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.

I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?


It's actually 'person' and 'lardon'.
 
2020-12-05 7:09:20 PM  

jonas opines: Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.

I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?


Pervert and hardon.
 
2020-12-05 7:09:52 PM  

meanmutton: UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.

I think you need to look up what the word treason means


Nixon sabotaged the Vietnam Peace talks.

Reagan made a secret arms deal with an embargoed regime that held Americans as hostages.

Trump solicited aid and assistance from a hostile entity to undermine our elections.

I think you need to reevaluate what the Republican Party is willing to do to hold power.
 
2020-12-05 7:13:00 PM  

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


There's no evidence of WIDESPREAD vote fraud and the ONLY vote fraud found was from Republicans and it was not enough to make a difference anyway but they are still going to jail.

FTFY
 
2020-12-05 7:15:02 PM  

pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.


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2020-12-05 7:15:16 PM  

ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.


Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones
 
2020-12-05 7:17:22 PM  

Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones


Paint a 737-Max with the old software like Air Force One and give it to him.
 
2020-12-05 7:18:46 PM  

Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones


And load the computer with the old antistall software. 😎
 
2020-12-05 7:19:56 PM  

rosekolodny: jonas opines: Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.

I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?

It's actually 'person' and 'lardon'.


I was thinking of something more along the lines of 'perdition'... and person...? Yeah, just a thought.
 
2020-12-05 7:19:58 PM  
I think they should formally announce that whenever your case is declared as moot by a federal judge you should offer up at least 5 million dollars in court fees or 5 years in jail, or both if you're an asshole.
 
2020-12-05 7:20:00 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones

Paint a 737-Max with the old software like Air Force One and give it to him.


Damn you!😠
 
2020-12-05 7:20:10 PM  

pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.


Agree to disagree.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-suppor​t​er-voter-fraud-president-viral-video-1​546876

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2020-12-05 7:20:15 PM  

WTFDYW: Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones

And load the computer with the old antistall software. 😎


With AOL and Norton CDs.
 
2020-12-05 7:22:23 PM  

mateomaui: pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.

Agree to disagree.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-support​er-voter-fraud-president-viral-video-1​546876

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... should clarify that was from 2016.
 
2020-12-05 7:22:53 PM  
I was tempted to ask my doctor for 2 months of Xanax, but I suspect that he's just counting on wearing us out.

65077 minutes. As of now.

We can do this.
 
2020-12-05 7:23:35 PM  

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


For accuracy, that last line should really be:

"You don't have standing, so even if there was evidence of voter fraud, widespread or otherwise - of which none has been presented - you would still have no case. "
 
2020-12-05 7:24:44 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Except knowingly lying about having evidence, or any other false claims affecting the case is disbarment territory.  Just taking the case based on, "You're willing to pay me?  Ok whatever." is fine.  Knowingly lying about it is very much not.


Yes, but nihilism.
 
2020-12-05 7:25:37 PM  

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >

>
>search inventory
-you find:
-vapor
-Just For Men Beard Gel (dark brown)
-L'Oreal Bronzer XL
-Diamonds
-Silk, 2 bolts
-Biff Tannen's Kasino Klub Kard - 24 credits
 
2020-12-05 7:31:14 PM  

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


A ham sandwich would make a better lawyer
 
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